The Secret To SamRo's Sexy Bikini Body
When you first saw the pictures of SamRo in a two-piece, I'm sure you either:
a) Rubbed one off.
b) Vomited with your eyes.
c) Wondered what the secret is to her sexy bikini body?
If you're in the c-group then I have the answer for you! SamRo talked to People about the pictures of her in a bikini while vacationing with her lady friend HoHan. She said she wasn't happy about it, but laughed when she heard that some people were impressed by her body. When asked what her secret is, she said, "No gym – well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes!"
SamRo said the only time she gets exercise is when she's "sprinting through airports to catch flights." She went on to say, "I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!"
Umm...err....she forgot to mention a couple of important ways she stays thin. I'm sure her all-coochie-diet has something to do with it. You can eat all you want and you don't get fat! You might have breath like a bucket of chum, but at least you won't have a fat ass.
She was lying when she said she didn't work out that much. I'm sure she burns at least a hundred calories by doing her daily cardio exercise of scissor bumping.
OMG, this bitch is fucking HIDEOUS. How can any of you say that this bony, pasty, nasty hunchback shemale is attractive? HOW???? Yeah, she might be good for Hohan, and if they're happy, awesome...but she's still fucking disgusting. She looks like Mr. Burns, her legs look like two condoms filled with pudding. Ugh.
Oh, I'm sure it's all genetics! And a healthy diet! I mean, you've never snorted anything up your nose or smoked or ANYTHING! WOW SamRo, you are sooooo lucky!!!
I don't get it... why are you here if you can't handle snark? This, of all places?
You really have no right to be holier-than-thou about any of this.
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So boy stuck in a girl's body.
She should wear speedo tank-swimsuits: they would be more attractive on her.
He looks pretty good as a chick. I'm surprised. She looks like a pear shoved into a condom
Where is she hiding her penis??
thats pill and powder skinny
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The war isn't working.
SamRo said the only time she gets exercise is when she's "sprinting through airports to catch flights." She went on to say, "I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!"
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She's winning me over.
Submitted by Melody1980 on October 3, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Ummmm she is not sexy. Why are her knees so ugly? And she's pasty white.
RACIST!!!
Ummmm she is not sexy. Why are her knees so ugly? And she's pasty white.
I like her. She's real. She look's fine. She's not beautyqueen perfect..no fake this or that. She can take a joke. SHE even laughed when the interviewer said that people think she has a great body. She doesn't pretend she's more or less that she is.
That is all.
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I don't know she's kinda skinny in a Big Ethel from the old Archie comics sort of way.
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I agree on this playing thing.
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Some just can't stop to find anything wrong with her body. She looks better in a bikini than most women. Period.
She's not as hot as Sarah
http://www.alaskandoll.com
See for yourself!
Yeah, she's bony, etc, but she looks like she totally doesn't give a fuck... which in itself is kind of sexy.
well then my parents must have had super fat genes, fuckers.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Not going to comment on SamRo's body type, except to say that she needs to stand up straight and don't slump.
I really like she and LiLo together. I think Sam has been good for her. Hope Linds isn't "playing" lesbian because it is somehow hip, because I think that Sam thinks it's real.
She looks like Gumby and Lindsay's Pokey
Samro is starting to grow on me.
Samro and Linds playing scrabble on the beach won me over. If that ain't normal enough, then neither am I.
Submitted by UKer on October 3, 2008 - 2:21pm.
she's not gross, i think she's hot.
Submitted by UKer on October 3, 2008 - 2:27pm.
nice to see that homophobia is alive and well, why do gay men despise gay women so much?
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Ruh Roh.
Is it kinda personal, maybe.
Sometimes my nose grinds when I read stuff like that and I"m all "What? She looks great!" But then I think - ok fine, that's my opinion and I'll say it loud and proud just like the haters say theirs. It's a weird thing but I do feel anger too...like "how dare you?". I think doing this online thing is almost an exercise, for me, sometimes to monitor my reactions. You have time for that online.
Anyway...that was a fun little mystery...I like that: when I come in and there's some drama going down and I have to piece together WTF happened...
Also, UKer - I do know what you mean about hating on anyone, really - nevermind celebs...sometimes it feels dirty. But then it can also be an opportunity to put a balanced opinion on the board which might not get up there otherwise....
just sayin'
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ick...i don't see an attractive body on samro...
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Submitted by missy on October 3, 2008 - 4:44pm.
ITA with everything you wrote, although "if you don't like it, don't read it" can be easier said than done... Sometimes you click on something thinking it will be benign, but then you see something unexpected that really shocks you. The IntarWeb can be a minefield in this way. When I know I'm not having a good day, I don't even bother clicking on certain things, because I don't want to deal with the mines.
she obviously does not eat food.
that's her diet.
NO FOOD.
Look at that suit. Looks like it was taken on the set for Beach Blanket Bingo--retro.
I do think one thread of abusing her bikini pix is enough. Her evident shyness and modesty brings out my protective instincts rather than my claws.
I continue to believe she hates getting a bikini and going to the beach, but does it to please her lover who is the camera slut of the two.
Its ok samro--wear it proudly!
Submitted by missy on October 3, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by Cleopatra2U on October 3, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by Bonasera on October 3, 2008 - 2:56pm.
I have had the same problem UKer has, on Dlisted and other sites. Like UKer, MK's writing doesn't bother me like the comments sometimes do.
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I know what you mean, but remember what type of forum we're in: the internet.
The internet often seems to bring out the worst in people. Theres no accountability. Its like how someone will yell at you and give the finger in a car but are less likely to do it to your face. And this is even MORE removed from personal accountibility!
If I read a lot of stuff that makes me down, I just stop reading for a little while.
Exactamundo missy :o)
If your taking what anonymous people on the internet are saying seriouly then its time to think about how much time you spend on it.
Trust me I've read a LOT more offenvise stuff then anything thats ever been posted here.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
ElB - the shit I write, i put on the bottom..
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Submitted by El Bastardo on October 3, 2008 - 4:57pm.
I think I was saying basically the same thing in my own way.
I dunno, theres been a lot of "Im leaving dlisted" talk today and none of it has been from me!
WHATEVAH!!!
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Submitted by missy on October 3, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by Cleopatra2U on October 3, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by Bonasera on October 3, 2008 - 2:56pm.
As the most sensible person on DListed....WHAT???.....anyway, before i was rudely interrupted, as i'm the most sensible person here i would just like to say.....
IF you dont like some of the things written here then dont read 'em, they're your eyes!!
Damn, this is the funniest blog around, stop making it so personal! If you dont like a thread go to another one, the one with fluffy bunnies or something!!
Thats all i have to say, sick of people going cos of what they read! Stoopid, again, THEY'RE YOUR EYES!! I'm a lifer, got a DL tattoo!
Damn, i was so serious, have a good weekend foolz....i'm gonna faint....*thud*
If she'd just stand up straight, her body would be fine! Not exercising IS unhealthy, though... no matter how good you might look, it's no good if you're not at least somewhat in shape.
I like snarking just as much as anyone else, but I think there is enough body bashing and self-hatred in the world... every bathing suit thread seems to be 90% negative comments, and I'm sure they make people who have similar bodies feel like crap.
Submitted by Cleopatra2U on October 3, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by Bonasera on October 3, 2008 - 2:56pm.
I have had the same problem UKer has, on Dlisted and other sites. Like UKer, MK's writing doesn't bother me like the comments sometimes do.
Speaking for myself only, I see bloggers as having creative license that commenters do not. When I read snarky, mean things from MK (the writer), I think, "Oh, that's just his sense of humor." When I read snarky, mean things from commenters (the general public), I sometimes start to wonder and worry about how depraved our society has become.
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I know what you mean, but remember what type of forum we're in: the internet.
The internet often seems to bring out the worst in people. Theres no accountability. Its like how someone will yell at you and give the finger in a car but are less likely to do it to your face. And this is even MORE removed from personal accountibility!
If I read a lot of stuff that makes me down, I just stop reading for a little while. And if I feel like it, maybe Ill try and put my little version of love and understanding out there for people to see.
Its all for a good time, so, as in life, if its not a good time for you, either walk the other way or try your hand at turning the tides!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 3, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 3, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 3, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Angel - any birthday cake left??
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Um...birthday cake?
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Amy's. Happy birthday Amy. LOL
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O! LOL! Well, you see - we din't get any. She had smeared it all over the room before we got there.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 3, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 3, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Angel - any birthday cake left??
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Um...birthday cake?
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Amy's. Happy birthday Amy. LOL
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 3, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Angel - any birthday cake left??
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Um...birthday cake? You want half my sandwich?
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Angel - any birthday cake left??
Um...hello? I would like to meet with these "impressed" people and shock therapy them back to reality. That is all.
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Vommmmmmmm.
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Samro must be very happy with her belly button. Or is it a jewel?
Submitted by Bonasera on October 3, 2008 - 2:56pm.
I have had the same problem UKer has, on Dlisted and other sites. Like UKer, MK's writing doesn't bother me like the comments sometimes do.
Speaking for myself only, I see bloggers as having creative license that commenters do not. When I read snarky, mean things from MK (the writer), I think, "Oh, that's just his sense of humor." When I read snarky, mean things from commenters (the general public), I sometimes start to wonder and worry about how depraved our society has become.
SamRo has looked worse, she needs to wash her hair more then she'd look a lot better overall. She's not bad looking at all, she just doesn't take care of herself. (This is totally something my mom would say!)
Your face!
Eew! at the bating suit, she doesn't look that bad, but some color wouldn't hurt.
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SamRo has the body of a 15 year old boy with tits. Amazing! She already gets winded when reaching for her cigs? Wow and I was hard on myself for losing my breathe while riding my bike because of the cigs (although I may smoke only 5 cigs a week or something like that)! She needs to shape up or ship out!
Your face!
She's thanking her parents for her figure?? She should consider thanking the chemists at Perdue Pharma and Shire US Inc. for developing oxycontin and Adderall.
"Skinny does not = sick or barfy. And we prefer the term svelte"
svelte is like, nice thin, not bony but saggy.
body by: Gumby.
her legs make me scared
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on October 3, 2008 - 2:41pm.
She looks awkward and uncomfortable...all hunched over and wide-hipped. Not sexy.
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Wide hips ARE sexy and feminine. You know we have a problem when wide hips are unsexy. I bet you think emaciated models who resemble twelve year old boys are sexy.
She's skinny and flabby at the same time. She looks like someone I know who's so-o-o proud of her body that she got by living on ciggies and diet soda.
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Her body doesn't look bad from the hips up. Well, except for the bad posture. Her legs could use a little toning but Eva Longoria's legs are wayyyyy worse. I don't think her hips are that wide. I am skinny with hips myself so I can't hate.