Friday, October 3rd 2008

Suri Finally Got A New Doll....

A couple of weeks ago I bitched about how Tommy Girl needed to share some of his doll collection with Suri, because homegirl kept carrying around some busted ass doll. Well, Suri was out with a different doll yesterday and this shit is fugliest than the last one! Where is Tommy Girl buying this shit? The ScienToy Shop? They look like creepy cult dolls.

There have been a few pictures of Suri talking to her dolls and I bet you they talk back! They say shit like "Aliens are your friends" and "Daddy is the most handsome, talented, smartest little man of all time." And you know the new doll says "GLIB."

Here's a few more pictures of Suri looking pissed because they are making her walk. Doesn't Tommy look so masculine in his purple turtleneck? And what the hell is he holding? His porcelain ass-aphragm?

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day shift stripper's picture

That doll has a busted ass weave.

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TITS's picture

Suri Finally Got A New Doll....

Yeah and they almost look human.

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You see, these two prove there is NOTHING wrong with same sex marriage.

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M.E.'s picture

From what's been reported and how Scientology teaches one to raise their young, there is no dicipline, no rules, the child makes all the decisions.

So yes, Suri is probably a total and complete brat.

Reportedly she throws major hissy fits if she doesn't get something WHEN she wants.

BRAT!

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Aren't they in New York?

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You know what? I think she's princessy. I think she doesn't have to share much or wait for anything...and it seems to me that she just hates the paps. That's why we never see her smiling. To be fair, I think they hurt her eyes once with the lights. And they prolly make her mommy stressed out.

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Why are Tommy and his Stepford Hag dressed like it's Fall, but Suri-bot is wearing a Spring-like dress?

Oh, forgot. Suri is a "strong woman" and can decide for herself whether to wear a jacket or not.

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Okay, first of all...
put a coat on that kid!

And...
Suri looks like a major brat.

Finally...
Tommy Girl looks like a giant tool in that turtleneck. I hate turtlenecks.

Edited to add...
Baby dolls remind me of dead babies. *shudder*

M.E.'s picture

Drama - the temps here in CA have been rather warm lately. I'm further north than LA and it's been in the 80's, LA is always warmer than my area. So....Suri is most likely appropriatly dressed, the other two douches aren't.

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Suri is absolutely adorable. Has anyone ever seen her smile? I don't think I have. Smile Suri!

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does Suri own a pair of pants or shorts anything besides the dresses?

Salem13's picture

Aww Suri is sooo cute, even tho she looks like a huge brat. Yeah nice turtleneck Tom that doesn't make you look gay AT ALL.

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Okay, this bothers me: What was the temperature like? TG & Katebot are wearing jackets, & Suri's in that light summer dress.
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cat777's picture

ugh, baby dolls are so creepy. I always hated them as a kid. Stuffed animals were much better!