Suri Finally Got A New Doll....
A couple of weeks ago I bitched about how Tommy Girl needed to share some of his doll collection with Suri, because homegirl kept carrying around some busted ass doll. Well, Suri was out with a different doll yesterday and this shit is fugliest than the last one! Where is Tommy Girl buying this shit? The ScienToy Shop? They look like creepy cult dolls.
There have been a few pictures of Suri talking to her dolls and I bet you they talk back! They say shit like "Aliens are your friends" and "Daddy is the most handsome, talented, smartest little man of all time." And you know the new doll says "GLIB."
Here's a few more pictures of Suri looking pissed because they are making her walk. Doesn't Tommy look so masculine in his purple turtleneck? And what the hell is he holding? His porcelain ass-aphragm?
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and I'm just going to say it - wtf is with the tacky red bow w/ the pink dress? i LOATHE red & pink the combo..
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Submitted by Hekki on October 3, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Green Is Good: You too, huh?
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Hekki! Get out of my head! I'm having flashbacks here. *Cuddles blankie* I need air. Ha ha ha!
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Submitted by Hekki on October 3, 2008 - 1:18pm.
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Did we grow up in the same house?
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
I think it's the same ol' doll....she's just sportin' Suri's old baby wig.
well she is walking and the baby blanket is nowhere in sight. so a step in the right direction...
some kids do like frilly dresses. I did and would have worn them constantly if my mother had let me. and that was in the midst of one of those every girl wants to be a tomboy crazes.
so I figure suri picked out this dress and refused to wear a coat over it because she wanted to show it off. of course most parents would have insisted on the coat.. but.. most parents don't have wrestle strong women into coats!
I figure she isn't smiling because she is freezing!
Blue leggings and black sweater, ugly. $580.00 Lanvin patent leather flats are nice though.
I"m wondering when they will have a second child; it's not good to be an only child, this i know.
Green Is Good: You too, huh? My mom was a total control freak. Still is. She was a good mother and I am grateful that she cared so much, but still... I was in my 30s and married I was SO SCARED (and embarassed) to tell my mom I was pregnant.
I still have trouble seeing myself as an adult and being in a position of authority. And I can't negotiate for crap because I never got the chance. There was no room for negotiation in my mother's house.
I'd be pissy, too, if I had to be dressed to the nines every waking moment. Look at how casually Mom & Dad are dressed and then look at that little girl. When does she get to sport cuffed jeans and a baggy shirt? Where are her special-made Nikes?
I bet the poor girl doesn't even get to sleep in pajamas!
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What is it with these retards who don't put socks on their kids?
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That is one disgruntled looking child. She looks like Trixie on Problem Child 2.
Children need boundaries and rules. That's time honored, and it WORKS. It's not abuse, it defines character!
That girl is going to rebel BIG TIME when she hits 16. And we'll all still probably have front row seats for the show.
Submitted by Hekki on October 3, 2008 - 1:07pm.
I feel that children should be able to have choices in some things, because as a child, EVERYTHING was dictated to me and I felt powerless.
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Girlfriend, you must have been living in my house, then!
I'm an adult, and my parents can still make me cower with one word.
When I was a child..my neighbour had one of those Baby Alive dolls that you fed "real" food and it ate it..
anydolly, she cast the doll aside for a couple of weeks in the basement, and when we went to play with it again..it was full of maggots..
now that was traumatizing...
Suri's doll looks kind of maggoty.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 3, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Welch's Grape Jelly Purple.
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I've found the new colour for my rumpus room!
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Ha ha ha! Boomsey suggested Eggplant. But it's not as sexy, is it? Just kidding Boomsey.
Heliotrope? Nope, too light. Tommy's turtleneck looks Mulberry to me.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 3, 2008 - 1:04pm.
*slips C word some Anti-Bad JuJu Top Secret Formula Spray*
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Thanks Bradiful!
*loads up the crop-duster and takes off for the Britters and psycho kid posts*
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Another thing that bothers me is that I heard that they never let Suri wear the same thing twice? That's more than wasteful, its unfair. When little kids begin to become little people, they enjoy having a favorite shirt or favorite dress-they take comfort in wearing a favorite pair of socks over and over again. I can't imagine how much it must suck to have to wear something new everyday. Its like it isn't even yours yet.
I hope that all of this stiff bullshit is simply show and that they go home and pull her hair into a ponytail, change her into a super soft t-shirt and stretchy pants, put on fuzzy socks and let her just relax. She needs to be able to be Suri, not a toy doll. For everything that she has, I shudder to think of what she's missing out on.
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Suri is probably not wearing a jacket because she fought like hell not to. I know people get all crazy about that, but there's a solution: if there's an argument about whether they need to wear a jacket, I just bring the jacket. Once they've walked a few blocks in the cold wind and decide they do need it after all, it's right there. There are times when I wear a sweater in the dead of winter and am just fine. Everybody is different.
I feel that children should be able to have choices in some things, because as a child, EVERYTHING was dictated to me and I felt powerless. So my kids get choices: broccoli or cauliflower with dinner, ice cream or popsicle for a treat, these pants or that skirt, sneakers or Crocs.
I love that Katie is holding a sweater for the doll but not for Suri.
The C word on October 3, 2008 - 12:57pm
*slips C word some Anti-Bad JuJu Top Secret Formula Spray*
On T: Bad Robot Family.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Is Katie wearing leggings from the Lindsay Lohan collection?
Is it just me that notices these creepy bitches always wearing coats and sweaters while Surrri has to go sleeveless? If it's cold enough for big people to wear sweaters....why does the alien spawn have to go without? Is it some sort of Scientology Tough Love program??? Put a jacket on that kid already!!
That doll is Talkie Tina, and now it's going to kill you!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on October 3, 2008 - 1:01pm
I was thinking eggplant. And for some reason, the song 'Whatever Lola Wants' popped in my head when I looked at Suri...
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Love me or hate me
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GAH!!!!!! Whatever the fuck ASL did to my computer is pissing me off! My fucking internets keeps closing out by itself.
UGH! IT guy, get your ass here NOW!
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 3, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Welch's Grape Jelly Purple.
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I've found the new colour for my rumpus room!
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As she gets older she looks more like Katie and Chris Klein rather than Tom Cruise.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 3, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Which shade of purple would best describe Tom's jumper?
Aubergine?
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Welch's Grape Jelly Purple.
That doll looks like it came from a second hand store...it's scary looking that's for sure. And for the love of God could they at least give the child a SWEATER if not a coat? It irritates the hell out of me to see those two all bundled up and her with bare arms and legs.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 3, 2008 - 12:54pm.
christine the hoff on October 3, 2008 - 12:52pm
Turkey Basters and Glib Times!
Fasten your sock slots, she does look pretty bloatated.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by luckycharms on October 3, 2008 - 12:50pm.
When I was little my mom made me a huge, adult sized doll and never got around to putting a face on it. It completely traumatized me for a long time.
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My mother got one of those "peek-a-boo" dolls a few years ago (looks like a child with no facial features hiding its face in its hands), and it scares the bejeezus out of me....so much so, I hide it in different spots when I visit.
Off Off Topic: I don't like "Bad Juju Fridays". :(
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Which shade of purple would best describe Tom's jumper?
Aubergine?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
You know Miss Suri makes her OWN decisions on what to wear.
(eye roll)
She is most definately a brat.
christine the hoff on October 3, 2008 - 12:52pm
Turkey Basters and Glib Times!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Why are Tommy Girl and Katie bot all bundled up and Suri is bare armed? Does brainwashing make you cold? LOL
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Why do Suri's parents even bother coming along? She always steels the show. I can see a little Joan Crawford's Daddy Dearest coming out in TommyGirl.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 3, 2008 - 12:50pm.
preggers? Did they bust out that turkey baster again??
and she's wearing stirrup pants??? REALLY???
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
When I was little my mom made me a huge, adult sized doll and never got around to putting a face on it. It completely traumatized me for a long time.
They're both in jackets and sweaters and Suri isn't.
It's true, Robots don't feel temperature and climate change.
Is Katiebot pregnant again?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Yeah it's about mid 60's and breezy.
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I can't decide of tommy still looks like an elderly lesbian turtle or an extremely pissed off bald eagle.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
ME: I'd never nix anything from you, sweetie! You're one of my favorite d gals!
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Yeah they're in New York, and it was pretty chilly out yesterday.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by M.E. on October 3, 2008 - 12:40pm.
From what's been reported and how Scientology teaches one to raise their young, there is no dicipline, no rules, the child makes all the decisions.
So yes, Suri is probably a total and complete brat.
Reportedly she throws major hissy fits if she doesn't get something WHEN she wants.
BRAT!
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that's crazy. no discipline? I mean I believe in allowing children to express themselves in order to form who they will become. Discipline is critical, without it this poor little girl will never know the weight of her actions. Sadly if that's true she is headed down a road of self destruction and disappointment. I hope I'm wrong.
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"Oh you Bitch"
Submitted by No Words on October 3, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Aren't they in New York?
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OH! Shit, I think you're right. I forgot about her Broadway bullshit.
So nix my last response. I have no idea what the weather is like in NY.
That poor little girl never had a chance at being normal.
Off topic: DTW, great avvie! Every time I see it, I laugh!
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is she wearing black and blue together? Ick
Have a good weekend e'rebody!
LMAO! She does look pissed because they're making her walk. I'm sure she's a very pleasant little girl to be around!
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
Doesn't this kid ever get to dress down? What's wrong with something comfy? Every time I see her, she is in little shoes and some kind of frilly frock. Kids hate that stuff. I think...
It really bothers me how they always let that kids hair hang right in her eyes. Fucking cut it to a reasonable length or barrette it to the side. It just looks so damn uncomfortable.
Suri's at least three and a half, who do these motherfucka's think they're fooling here?
and, can't the little bitch wear pants?? it's getting cold up here, it's october, chrissake.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.