Friday, October 3rd 2008
Guess Who?
If you guessed Jacko, you're wrong. It's the master of disguise and Cheetos, Brit Brit Spears! Brit fooled the zillions of pappies waiting for her at LAX yesterday by wearing a ruffled blanky or some shit. And by "fooled" I mean they knew it was her all along. The strong scent of processed cheese, coffee dust and flea caca probably gave it away.
It looks like Brit's back to being on the paps' most wanted list. They act like they've never seen a hillbilly in a homemade Casper the Friendly Ghost costume. Seriously. It's just Brit!
And I must say that I do like this blanket over the head look. It covers up the possum's nest on her head.
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I stopped paying attention to Ziggy once it compared Britney's music to Pink Floyd.
I like the Cousin Minnie Pearl touch of leaving the price tag on . .
MESS!
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
But isn't the secret, really, to not BUY anything? ♥ ThreadKilla!
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Oh Jaded, don't act so innocent!!!!
FYI peeps. Yesterday when I clicked on the link to ASL in the RDJ AC thread, it locked up my computer and gave me a virus.
My IE keeps closing out every few minutes.
So, be careful with that site.
I like Ziggy's posts btw... they're trippy sometimes. :)
Well, I don't want all the pix to stop. I'd love to see some new ones of Batshit Crazy Brit. I guess what I'd really like is control over her & the paps so they would do my bidding.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 3, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 3, 2008 - 12:05pm.
If you felt so strongly about it, then you wouldn't visit Dlisted, and you certainly wouldn't open the comments - never mind add to them.
If you don't like the supply, then don't contribute to the demand.
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I think Ziggy's point was, if people respond to Brit posts, whether or not that be negative or positive, then there will still BE Brit posts.
If no one responded ..at blogs, bought magazines, etc.. the media would fast lose interest and she would fade into obscurity. MK would stop posting stories about Brit if no one read them or responded. He wants hits on his site.
But, I still respond even though if she disappeared tomorrow, I could care less.
Thank you so much, Angel!!
Sadly, real life has interfered with my posting duties here.
xo
@Jaded - the original:
I miss you. I just thought I'd let you know.
But it's cool that you're around a little at least:)
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Submitted by kdracofan on October 3, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Drama: Ignore it. Someone's bored that's all.
*hugs to you & Jaded!*
**tickling KD in ribs**
Submitted by M.E. on October 3, 2008 - 12:18pm.
"STOP taking her picture!"
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Trust, if the pappz stop following Twatney around, she'd find a way to get the attention back.
Holding her kids hostage, for example. Always a good way to stir up excitement.
As to Ziggy Stardust, I think he just a very dry sense of humor. Which doesn't translate well over the interwebs. Eh, just my lame ass opinion. Some of the stuff he writes cracks me up. But I'm easily amused.
Submitted by angel_i on October 3, 2008 - 12:23pm.
But YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
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But we can always try, n'est pas??
But YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
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Submitted by M.E. on October 3, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Never in my life have I ever wanted to inflict bodily harm upon someone, but given the chance I think I'd beat this bitch to death.
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I just TOLD you to stop talkin' like that!!
Sheesh!!
I'm going to have to leave, I fear. I'm too delicate for this type of language.
maybe she can marry blanket jackson when he grows up...
and I agree, fucking go away.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
also, sorry, but giving MK hits on his blog when it features Shitters isnt exactly affecting the supply and demand thats keeping this piggy in the spotlight.
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Hi Jaded! ♥♥♥
& I'm sorry I was so rude -- good afternoon, dlisters!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Drama: Ignore it. Someone's bored that's all.
*hugs to you & Jaded!*
No Words on October 3, 2008 - 12:18pm
Oh, they know, they however have the do as I do mentality, and they sniff too much of their home made Stardust.
On T: Shitney farts Toot Tunes in the Slot Times with Evil Sally Mack on top of a Slut Stack.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Never in my life have I ever wanted to inflict bodily harm upon someone, but given the chance I think I'd beat this bitch to death.
Submitted by M.E. on October 3, 2008 - 12:18pm.
She is a filthy swamp whore. STOP taking her picture! I want this bitch to disappear into obscurity!
GO AWAY DUMB BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oooh, stop talkin' like that, M.E.
(screaming) My delicate ears!!
*blowing kisses to M.E.**
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 3, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Ah, No Words & Jaded -- so diplomatic!
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Fuckin' A, dramaqueen! (-:
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 3, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 3, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Who the fuck is this asshole?
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I think he was sent as my nemesis. I try to ignore it:)
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 3, 2008 - 12:05pm.
It amazes me the amount of hatred & contempt I feel for this "woman." I don't know if I'm angrier at her or the media for keeping her relevant. It's really time to disappear into obscurity.
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Amen. Couldn't have said it better myself.
She reminds me of the Blessed Mother...oh shit, am I going to hell now?
Ah, No Words & Jaded -- so diplomatic!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
She is a filthy swamp whore. STOP taking her picture! I want this bitch to disappear into obscurity!
GO AWAY DUMB BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think Ziggy Stardust knows what Dlisted is here for.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 3, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 3, 2008 - 12:05pm.
If you felt so strongly about it, then you wouldn't visit Dlisted, and you certainly wouldn't open the comments - never mind add to them.
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No offense intended, Ziggy, but the majority of the comments made here about these celebs are of the snarking variety...
Who on here has not expressed their opinion from time to time about celebutards that they dislike??
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 3, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Who the fuck is this asshole?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Nevermind the blanket, Dad is right by her side again, and we haven't seen that in awhile...I think she's fallen off the lucid wagon.
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She looks completely insane and yet moronic at the same time.
Stupid bitch! Yeah, Putting a blankie over your head is really going incognito.
Retard.
I agree, as soon as Daddy Spears is out of the picture, she'll be back to flashing her chocha, shaving her head and being a complete trainwreck.
I love that she leaves the tags on her shit.Didn't she have on some dress/shirt with the tag on it still?
Oh and P.S.-I knew it was her from her dirt 'stache.
I knew it was Shitters by the mustache. She really needs to get a wax.
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Lemme get this straight: the day before she prancing around NY like complete attention whore with no bra under dress, one tit pointing south, the other southwest.
Day before that, she's happily posing like a fucking idiot with kids at a grammar school. Next, parading herself to a Broadway show.
Now she looks all sorts of distraught by the Pappz. Cheetozilla can't have it both ways. Either she's an attention-whore or she wants privacy. Pick one.
Wait, i can't tell who it is, such a masterful disguise.
Tater Head needs to take notes.
The Minnie Pearl price tag is really throwing me off.
HOOOOOWDEEEEEE!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I find it interesting to see she has no interest of moving the tag off of her face. She def is not all there.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 3, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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Most of us hate her guts...Dlisted is a good place to vent.
Yep, she back on the crazy train. When that conservatorship expires, she'll completely spinoff.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 3, 2008 - 12:05pm.
It amazes me the amount of hatred & contempt I feel for this "woman."
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My sentiments exactly.
And - DUH - would not parading around with a freaking (white) BLANKET draped over one's head (with the tags still attached) bring even more attention to someone?
Her stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
Well at least we can't see her uneven udders? As far as the album goes who cares, I won't be buying that shit.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I hear something in the distance....sounds like the crazy train. It's just a matter of time-once Daddy is out of the picture, good ol Shitters will be back shaving her head, hitting a paps car with an umbrella and showing off the pie goods.
*sigh* The good old days...
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sad doll definately a smartie girl.
putting a blanket on one's head is
a sure fire way to NOT draw attention.
banjo warblin' white trash idiot.
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"This is why I'm a cold bitter bitch, because once you let love into your heart, it will go away."-MK and the majority of dlisted
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 3, 2008 - 12:05pm.
If you felt so strongly about it, then you wouldn't visit Dlisted, and you certainly wouldn't open the comments - never mind add to them.
If you don't like the supply, then don't contribute to the demand.
Perhaps your anger has clouded your capacity for cogent reasoning. Who can tell?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Flea caca! Tee hee hee.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED: "I feel like she's going to go crazy again. There's still something about her that's not "all there.""
I think so, too. In all seriousness, what happens is that people feel like they are better (or they hate the feeling of being medicated), so they go off their meds. And then they're back to square one. I'm sure Britney is going to reach that point.
That blankie still has the tags on it...did she steal it like she did the lighter, back in the day?
I hate this bitch...quit taking her picture, dammit.
Looks like Cheetozilla is off her meds.
So did she steal that or what?
PS. Yeah, because no one ever looks at you when you're surrounded by guards and have a towel on your head.
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