Guess Who?

"The strong scent of processed cheese, coffee dust and flea caca probably gave it away."

FLEA CACA!

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

comparing her with micheal is an insult. The guy is a musicial genius. He writes his own music and have sold over a billion record. he has talent.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 3, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by No Words on October 3, 2008 - 12:12pm.

"It's quite simple to move through one's life with absolutely no contact with Britney Spears, her work, or personal life.

If people really had such a strong aversion to the woman, then they would not visit Dlisted any more - and they would not support any media outlet that features her.

The reason that people continue to take her pictures is because they can be sold. The reason that Michael K continues to post about her is because that she brings in a lot of traffic.

This isn't a conundrum of Aristolian proportions, although if it makes the matter simpler yet, then we can make explicit the causal links between the premises. Thus :

The webmaster posts pictures of Britney Spears, therefore people race to note their disdain, therefore traffic increases, therefore more pictures of Britney Spears are published.

As this is a linear line of causality, then we can trace a direct relationship between the supposed hate of the object and the prevalence of the object. How queer!

I can't imagine why anybody would want to contribute to his or her own suffering in such a way. Unless of course, there was more pleasure derived from the mindless tapping of the keyboard than there was pain from the content of the posts. In which case, then we can chart one more causal line:

Britney post, therefore rage, therefore inane rambling, therefore cessation of rage, therefore happiness.

Yes, this makes sense to me. After all, as Indian philosophers have stressed for centuries now - happiness is simply the cessation of pain. It is a negative. With this in mind, then the intermediate steps are no longer necessary.

We can now state:

Britney post, therefore happiness.

I think you (here) her a debt of gratitude."

I'm trying to find the dadblasted Pink Floyd reference.
In the meantime, you left out the word "owe".
I missed my calling as a high paid executive secretary.

Hi,

There's an effort to elect an unknown random person as President... and it's someone we know! Watch this online video about the surprising new nominee:

!!!VOTE COMINGBACK FOR PRESIDENT!!

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=357563&altf=TIF1DBO1XFBS1UIF1VOEFSXFBS...

If she didn't want attention, then she should stay her ass home. She has two kids and she doesn't give a shit about them. If being in Hollywood is too much, then she should re-check her priorities and get out of the public eye.

I don't know how she deals with that...it is just insane how much papparazzi she has hanging around her. No wonder she went nuts...

Submitted by Columbia on October 3, 2008 - 6:34pm.

Oh dear, you've obviously completely failed to understand my post.

And yes, I did compare Britney to Pink Floyd. In the same post, I also compared her to the chief Hindu deity Brahma.

Again, you don't seem to understand basic non-literalism

You might want to ponder the meaning of irony before slinging mud in my direction - especially when you attempt to insult my intelligence. :)

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

Ziggystardust needs to take his own advice.
If he hates people having their 2 cents on this swap whore, the he shouldn't come to a site like dlisted. Britney Spears supporters are the worst, especially the ones that try to be "intelligent" when defending this bimbo. And who in their right mind would have the nerve to compare Her music to Pink Floyd? Did he really? if so LMAO.

Back on topic- At least she has her ugly face covered up for a change. What a improvement.

Brit Brit has no need to do a Jacko, she really not that famous unless she thinks that the papz make her so. It would be awesome if someone just took that shit off her head and we would see her new dirty ass weave!

Your face!

one of these days i'm gonna laugh my ass off when one of those celebrities goes postal and pulls out the bushmaster on those assholes

Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 3, 2008 - 2:27pm.

She should've tried the "plastic bag over head" look.

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Now that's class, TV!

Brit should've poked a corner of the blankie into her bumhole. Look at all those stupid frigging photogs...like seagulls around a hot chip.

Fame looks like such fun. No wonder Heath Ledger pulled the plug.

I hope Brit has registered to vote.

There will be another 'breakdown' in the future. You can turn the light on but that doesn't mean anyone is home. This girl is shot, nothing there, its all empty. Looking at her eyes makes me ill, its like a walking zombie.

Wait...i think i just got a brilliant idea. We form an agency of people dying to be in tabloids and celebs pay us to hire these people to walk around with them in airports and shopping at kitson, etc. The wannabes get to pose outrageously for the paps, there are no great shots of the celebs, and we make money. It's a win-win!

Is she off her meds?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I fucking HATE it when celebrities get all coy when it just makes it all the more obvious. If they try to hide the MORE the will want to take pics... It's not that difficult Brit! Geesh!

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She should've tried the "plastic bag over head" look.

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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.

==She does not look classy, of course. She could have at least removed the damn price tag!

This chick wouldn't be interesting if she was on fire.
Are the tabloids really still paying money for pics of her? Why don't they just do what they usually do? Take old pics and photoshop them to hell and back? I doubt they could put her in any circumstance weirder than she could come up with herself.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Is it the bra-less wonder CHESTER CHEETAH???

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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!

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Submitted by missy on October 3, 2008 - 1:33pm.

Sorry Roger, you Britney now.

pssst let me know if TL shows up so I can run and hide.

~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw

Submitted by TITS on October 3, 2008 - 1:19pm.

your avie - HAAA!! you hilarious bitch you!!

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Submitted by kiwikim on October 3, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Grey Gardens anyone? She must have watched the film and think sweaters on the head are "the best costume of the day".

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LMAO! I totally catch what you mean. But, somehow, I envision MK Olsen as the next "Grey Gardens" cat/raccoon lady. I just see it in her future. ☺ (And for those of you who don't know who/what the Grey Gardens ladies are about, just look it up.)

Needing an outlet to vent is what Shitters threads are about.

Grey Gardens anyone? She must have watched the film and think sweaters on the head are "the best costume of the day".

She must be really broke. Sammy did her in. She's wearing her clothes with the tag still in them so that she can take them back.

I LOVE the photos where she's looking up. It's like she's tripping her ass off or something. Like, "how did this blanket get here?..."

And I think it would be easy for her to just blend in with the scenery. It's not as if she's 7 feet tall or exceptional-looking. If she wanted to disguise herself, she could just wear a tweed suit with pearls and carry a briefcase.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 3, 2008 - 12:46pm
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Oh, I get it...every blog needs a resident holier-than-thou, smarter-than-thou, smug jerk. And you decided to be it.

Britney post, therefore happiness.

I think you her a debt of gratitude.

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Oh I do! I do!

~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw

I don't understand why people are so hard on her...maybe she is just dressing up for Halloween...

Hey, at least there's no bloody discharge.

I don't think she's hiding; I think she's playing dress up as the Virgin Mary.

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It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'

Couldn't she have at least cut the tags off????? weirdo

I love when celebrities try and "hide" by wearing disguises or putting something over their head/face. It's all much more about making sure you get attention, not avoid it.

Submitted by speakit on October 3, 2008 - 12:31pm.

I like Ziggy's posts btw... they're trippy sometimes. :)

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Like a internet "Contact High".

happy friday all!!

ziggy your explanation was funny :) But watch what you say about Floyd!!! ;)

eh, what is left to say about shitters. I cant think of anything; Ive got a major weed hangover.

err derr?

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!

Thanks:)

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*twirling drama* WERD!

Happy Friday all!!! If only NoAnjl were here shaking her peen at us, it would be perfect.

Submitted by No Words on October 3, 2008 - 12:43pm.

No, I wasn't.

Shocking as it may seem, I don't have to verbally produce words in order to type them.

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone

kdraco hotness! ;) I love it when you dance for me. *puts $20 in your cleavage* lol

OT Hey Brit, you wanna hide from the paps? Go home and stay there. Forever. Pretty please.

*rubs eyes* Am I dreaming? Jaded, kdracofan AND sweetas all in one thread?????? *blinking rapidly & doing a macarena of joy*
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 3, 2008 - 12:41pm
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*snore*
What, were you talking?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Maybe she thinks she's wearing a mantilla.

Submitted by No Words on October 3, 2008 - 12:12pm.

It's quite simple to move through one's life with absolutely no contact with Britney Spears, her work, or personal life.

If people really had such a strong aversion to the woman, then they would not visit Dlisted any more - and they would not support any media outlet that features her.

The reason that people continue to take her pictures is because they can be sold. The reason that Michael K continues to post about her is because that she brings in a lot of traffic.

This isn't a conundrum of Aristolian proportions, although if it makes the matter simpler yet, then we can make explicit the causal links between the premises. Thus :

The webmaster posts pictures of Britney Spears, therefore people race to note their disdain, therefore traffic increases, therefore more pictures of Britney Spears are published.

As this is a linear line of causality, then we can trace a direct relationship between the supposed hate of the object and the prevalence of the object. How queer!

I can't imagine why anybody would want to contribute to his or her own suffering in such a way. Unless of course, there was more pleasure derived from the mindless tapping of the keyboard than there was pain from the content of the posts. In which case, then we can chart one more causal line:

Britney post, therefore rage, therefore inane rambling, therefore cessation of rage, therefore happiness.

Yes, this makes sense to me. After all, as Indian philosophers have stressed for centuries now - happiness is simply the cessation of pain. It is a negative. With this in mind, then the intermediate steps are no longer necessary.

We can now state:

Britney post, therefore happiness.

I think you her a debt of gratitude.

*doing 'running man dance for Sweetas*

bow-chicka-bow

Jaded! No tickling.....!!!!

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Lisa Marie on October 3, 2008 - 12:34pm.
I stopped paying attention to Ziggy once it compared Britney's music to Pink Floyd.
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I AM DEF PEING ON MY PANTS NOW!

What's that Ziggy said? Oh yeah, I didn't care. Pffft.

Moving on to Brit - I can't believe I'm saying this but she looks really good here! Maybe she'll do us a favor and upgrade to burkha.

Thats a shawl. I see tags. But still she should fly into Burbank.

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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.

ShiningKnight on October 1

Submitted by Lisa Marie on October 3, 2008 - 12:34pm.

I stopped paying attention to Ziggy once it compared Britney's music to Pink Floyd.

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Yeah - it had me at "The Beatles."

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