Friday, October 3rd 2008

Beyond Hood Rat Stuff

After hearing this story, Latarian "Hood Rat Stuff" Milton probably said, "Damn. That boy is hardcore."

Warning. This story involves a little boy doing evil, evil things, so if you're looking for something uplifting go read about Heidi and Spencer serving food at Taco Bell. That was a joke.

So...a 7-year-old boy broke into the reptile center at a zoo in Outback Australia on Wednesday morning. For the next 35-minutes the boy killed several reptiles by beating them with rocks. The boy then threw some live and dead reptiles over the fence into the crocodile enclosure. He even climbed another fence to watch the crocodile eat the reptiles. The boy killed 13 animals including a large turtle, bearded dragons, goannas, Thorny Devils and Western Blue tongues.

At first, zoo officials had no idea what the boy had done. They came into work that morning and found Terry the Crocodile eating all of his reptile friends. When officials watched the CCTV footage, they found out what the "expressionless" boy had done. Security cameras didn't catch the boy because of how small he is.

When the boy was questioned, he wouldn't admit anything. The zoo cannot press charges because of his age, but they are considering suing his parents. A zoo official said: "By all accounts he's quite a nasty seven-year-old. If we can't put the blame on to the child, then someone has to accept the responsibility."

Is it too early to start drinking again? What. The. Fuck. Okay, now I know why some parents put their children on wrist leashes. I will never make fun of that again.

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Thanks Natalie (I think)

Posted by: Michael K


No Words's picture

This is the next Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, or John Wayne Gacy. Remorseless killer. He needs to be executed now to prevent the future murders he will most certainly commit.

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Submitted by luvmehateme on October 3, 2008 - 10:46am.

You are right. Some kids are born rotten. Maybe there's something not wired right in the brain or something. Maybe one day we will know.

But the vast majority of fucked up kids come from fucked up homes. Humans learn their behavior just like every other animal.
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Chris E,

I am in the "born that way" camp. I think this mofo should be locked up for the rest of his days.

We need to bring back long term psych hospitals.

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I still believe that there are far too many people on this planet and not enough animals. Please spay / neuter this kids parents.

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Hi ESE!

scary shit....yeah, I don;t like zoos either.

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Madam Pince's picture

He doesn't need psychiatric intervention -- he needs to be killed. Right now. Along with his parents. Better to eliminate him than his future victims.

Some children are beyond redemption. He and Latarian Milton need forcible introduction into the croc pool.

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and yet another reason i see no purpose to have zoos

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Clarisse's picture

Psychiatric help my arse! 7 year old committing crimes like this??? Mike fuckin Myers.

This kid and his parents need to be humanely euthanized.

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I feel horrible when I say shit like this, but having a best friend that is a social worker and a cousin that is an elementary school teacher, I feel I am qualified.

Some kids can have all the parenting, counseling, nurturing in the world and are fucking 100% stone cold mother fucking rotten. I grew up on a street with two of these kids, both are dead (one died in prison, one killed himself). I truly believe that with kids like this, we should look into "honor killing" and just fucking take them out.

My cousin has two kids in her class right now (4th grade) that she KNOWS for a FACT will kill one day and there is no one that can stop them. This shit is scary. This is the reason I (a 29 year old girl!) NEVER want kids.

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Submitted by KT
The cops were called after the incident with the gun. It was the kid's parents' word against that of my son, who was about 8 at the time.
The cops warned the kid, but no charges were filed.
I am just glad I have a close relationship with my son, and he tells me this shit about the demon neighbor. But it's hard to listen to some of the things he tells me.
The bad kid has gradually become an outcast in the trailer court. I see him walking along the road alone whenever I go to get my son.
Our CYS in this county is not the greatest, I doubt they would do anything if the bad kid was reported. Like I said, he is no longer in the school system.

I just read about that a few minutes ago on teletext.
I was immediately reminded of one Law & Order episode in which Michael Pitt plays a sociopathic killer. Before he was killing people he began to 'practise' for his murder skills by torturing and killing animals and collecting their skulls. One of the cops in that show pointed out that future serial killers would start like that.

Vern's picture

The "Maybe he just really likes crocodiles" line made me piss myself laughing. Well done Radio Siren (love the pic also)

I was wondering how a seven year old could get out of the house and do this without the parents noticing he was gone, but he's such a rotten little fuck they were probably relieved to have him out of the house, and I'll bet they feel like we do-hoping he WOULD fall into the croc den. They still should go to jail and he should become lunch.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 3, 2008 - 10:39am.

Sociopaths can't be cured. I hate that psychologists won't say a child is a sociopath. No matter how obvious it is.

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thlayly5's picture

Serial killer/ sociopath. No cure for that kind of fuckery. People like this, regardless of age, infuriate me. I remember when I was 7- I knew enough not to kill defenseless animals. He should be held responsible- i.e. have to do an shit load of community service and get intensive therapy....

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I wonder if he is like this because of parental abuse/neglect, or just because of "faulty wiring" in his brain?

either way, this kid needs to be euthanized, to protect people i the future.

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There were no snakes involved - he killed lizards and a whole lotta other reptiles. So I don't think there is any evidence he has done this before (not saying he hasn't for sure of course).

The cops were amazed the crocodile didn't eat him while he was feeding it. I guess is was used to being hand fed and wasn't it the mood for future serial killers that day.

Yeah - we have juvenile delinquents in Australia just like in the UK and the US. I'm guessing the whole family is filth.

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Submitted by Lexi-J on October 3, 2008 - 10:38am.

It's kids like these that make me weep for the future.

It's kids like this that make me NEVER want kids.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Serial killer in the making. This kid needs urgent psychiatric attention.

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If they had been wise at all they would have tossed the little fucker in the croc enclosure and closed the zoo until all the parts were digested.
Problem solved.

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The news this morning said he showed no signs of remorse and refused to speak to the police when they questioned him. Yeah, he's heartbroken alright. I'm sure his parents and every child psychologist will give a hundred different reasons why we should feel sorry for little Damian.

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XENU's picture

Someone needs to beat this little bastard's ass! What a fucking monster... I'm sure we'll be reading about his demented ass in the next 15-20yrs as the next Jeffrey Dahmer. Little mother fucker.

I don't want any children of mine living in a world populated with little shits like this.

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I want to see this little fuckers parents.

Like Missy said, psychiatric care STAT.

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Dallas's picture

Bashing this son of bitch's head in with a rock would be to damn simple! I heard this on the news this morning and got sick to my stomach. The zoo needs to go after the parents and sue the hell out of them. The numb nuts little boy should have to go to the zoo daily to clean up the shit in ALL the cages...........shovel shit for a year!

What about a lesson for this little demon... beat him with a rock and throw HIM in with the croc.

Lexi-J's picture

It's kids like these that make me weep for the future.

missy's picture

TV - bizzaro steve irwin lol

seriously dude, children being violent towards animals is the biggest indicator of psychosis. This kid needs MAJOR psychiatric care.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 3, 2008 - 10:28am.
that is so fucked up. maybe someone should bash his head in with a rock, and show him how it feels.
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Yes, and then throw him over the fence to the alligators.

It's totally fucking scary that the little bastard wasn't even afraid of being bitten by a snake and what not. How many animals do you think he's tortured and killed at home? You know this is just the tip of the iceburg.
Look at that poor little animal trying to escape. Someone kill this fucking kid! I can't believe they can't do a damned thing about the fucking brat! They've got juvie in Aus.

IQueen's picture

THIS IS A FUTURE KILLER IN THE WORKS!!!! this is disgusting and if i was his parents i would be so scared. to kill and then to climb up and watch these animals get killed is horrible. he has already shown he has no value for life what else do they need. i pray i never see my kids showing any type of behavior like this. i wouldnt know what to do.

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jill-the-ripper thats just awful! i would seriously call the cops, they need to search the house and backyard and see what they find. geez. that kids parents need help too. how sick people are these days really makes me ill

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Deputy Trudy Wiegel's picture

UGH! Why do I read stuff like this at work? Reptiles gross me the fuck out but I'm nearly in tears over reading this. That is one majorly fucked up child. Wow. Lets hope he can get the help he needs.

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Submitted by mike on October 3, 2008 - 10:31am.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 3, 2008 - 10:30am.

Yup, straight outta PA.
Nope, nobody cares. I just keep waiting for the day when the kid discovers drugs and moves to the city.

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Submitted by reinvention on October 3, 2008 - 10:25am.

I totally agree.. what the fuck IS happening that this child would do these revolting things.

I read that the police said, 'He clammed up when asked what happened at home before he went out and did this.'

Our world breeds dysfunction. Its fucking tragic and depressing!

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on October 3, 2008 - 10:26am.
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The irony is that when that neighbourhood kid finally 'crosses the line' (when, not if), it'll probably be his parents who get it first.

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kiwikim's picture

No wonder there was the article in the NY Times this morning about children being abandoned...Nebraska just passed this law to prevent "dumpster babies" but instead it's been used to dump 15 older children since its passing.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/03/us/03omaha.html?_r=1&em&oref=slogin

Some children should just be killed and society should be spared the problems. It's unfair we all have to live with a beast like this. If we weren't all so damned politically correct, his parents would have been put down and prevented from breeding. I'm sure they're a couple of psychopaths too. Just think of Jeffrey Dahlmer....if he'd just been killed when he tortured his first animal...how many people would have been spared from having their decaying body parts displayed on his living room shelves and stored in his freezer for little snacks later.

I'm so sick of breeders and their fucking nightmare children.

chrissy poo's picture

can you say sociopath? all together now.."sociopath". what a sweet little future serial killer

EmmaB's picture

Jesus Christ. You know an early sign of a psychopath is the torturing of animals..

All children should be on leashes when out in public.

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Submitted by 4lice4nn on October 3, 2008 - 10:32am.

Amen to that.

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4lice4nn's picture

It's time for a 7 year late abortion.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Keep this little shit away from Tiggywinkles.

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on October 3, 2008 - 10:26am.

I love a good Pennsyltucky tale. :)

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on October 3, 2008 - 10:26am.
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Wow! Just Wow! Has social services ever been notified of all of this?

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gyeah's picture

wow this story made me so sad...

Madam Pince's picture

That child needs to be eliminated from the face of the earth, along with his parents. He's psychotic beyond repair. This is waaaaay beyond Dexter territory, and it's obvious this kid doesn't have a Harry in the picture.

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Wow. What a fuck-up. Didn't most serial killers start killing animals and then move to humans?

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

BARFFFFFFFFFFF! Ugh I can't take these depressing fuccn posts mk!! Gees. My heart like broke reading this story. Sad. Sad. Sad. Poor innocent animals killed because of some seriously disturbed mental 7 yo. How he would concoct sucha disgusting idea is beyond my brain comprehention. I really really really hope this kid gets help and I hope they find someone to either make him attend angry classes or attend counseling!