But Is He Good Enough For Brenda Walsh?

I don't know about you, but I'm hungover like a motherfucker this morning. I can still taste last night's booze on my gums and I Sonicared my teeth last. I think. Since I feel like Amy Wino's crackhive after a 3-day bender, the last thing I need to deal with this morning is Brenda Walsh's piece playing games with us.

How am I supposed to judge if he's good enough for the eternal teen dream? And Rose McGown in "Jawbreaker" lied when she said Liz is the teen dream. Brenda Walsh will forever be the teen dream. It's true. That is why her dude needs to take it all off and then do 20 jumping jacks for the cameras. That's the only way to tell if he's worthy enough. If the peen flops around like Jessica Simpson's bobble head, then he's obviously not strong enough for Brenda. I don't exactly know what that means, but you get the picture.

You know what? I just realized that the paps are actually following Brenda Walsh around. Hooray! It's like 1992 again!

Bauer Griffin

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by paulapoo on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 9:11am.

His soda cup says "Where Nightmares Come Alive". How apropos.

Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 9:10am.

You wouldn't know this, but that guy has a Masters in Greek Mythology.

Submitted by radio siren on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 9:10am.

Submitted by NecieB on October 3, 2008 - 9:31am.
Now I have that song, Who's That Guy, from Grease 2 stuck in my head. Yummy.

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BWAHAHAHAHHA!

"Who's that guy?
The man on a cycle
What would they say if they knew it was Michael?"

Someone kill me, I have it stuck in my head now too, aghhhhhhhh!

How pathetic is it that I remember the lyrics?

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Submitted by radio siren on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 9:07am.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 3, 2008 - 9:34am.
I used to work with someone who named her twins Brandon and Dylan after 90210, a show I thankfully never watched. That woman was an irritating twit in more ways than one.

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'Morning, IV! Didn't Pammycakes Anderson name her two sons Brandon and Dylan as well? Ugh.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Submitted by radio siren on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 9:06am.

You know what? I just realized that the paps are actually following Brenda Walsh around. Hooray! It's like 1992 again!

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Hooray, indeed! Lemme dig out an old flannel and a pair of cut-offs. Oh, and a huge-ass belt in honor of Brenda Walsh. Then I will walk around all day using a fake French accent: "Reeek? My name is Brenda DuBois!" Fabulous.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 9:04am.

I used to work with someone who named her twins Brandon and Dylan after 90210, a show I thankfully never watched. That woman was an irritating twit in more ways than one.