But Is He Good Enough For Brenda Walsh?
I don't know about you, but I'm hungover like a motherfucker this morning. I can still taste last night's booze on my gums and I Sonicared my teeth last. I think. Since I feel like Amy Wino's crackhive after a 3-day bender, the last thing I need to deal with this morning is Brenda Walsh's piece playing games with us.
How am I supposed to judge if he's good enough for the eternal teen dream? And Rose McGown in "Jawbreaker" lied when she said Liz is the teen dream. Brenda Walsh will forever be the teen dream. It's true. That is why her dude needs to take it all off and then do 20 jumping jacks for the cameras. That's the only way to tell if he's worthy enough. If the peen flops around like Jessica Simpson's bobble head, then he's obviously not strong enough for Brenda. I don't exactly know what that means, but you get the picture.
You know what? I just realized that the paps are actually following Brenda Walsh around. Hooray! It's like 1992 again!
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He's hot: she doesn't deserve him.
The only time I want to see Doherty is if she's kicking someone's ass. Parisite's to be specific.
Look at her hiding her face from the photogs. Like she isn't loving every second of all the attention.
Holy Hotness! Go Shannon! She must be luvin the new 90210 attention.
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She has always been fugly as HELL. I have always wondered how this bitch with a face for radio has gotten on t.v. This goes to show that men are just as much the golddiggers as women.
Old lady legs!
hot, very hot, want him in balls deep
wish the jeans were tighter so we could see how much he's packing
He's bloody hot & he has a UK shirt on, so he's also good people...yummy. Go CATS~Beat 'Bama!
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this dude is too hot for wonky eyed shannen...
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He looks pretty damn hot to me. I'm sure Brenda is elated! I read an article in the latest Radar about her, apparently she has some pretty high expectations and dealbreakers (methinks she has some pretty big control issues), like guys nor friends can use her own personal bathroom. She probably has OCD. Also, she's a registered Republican... I stopped liking her so much, but she's not sure who to vote for right now.
Your face!
He's mofo hot, but according to picture 9 he's not packing a lot. Surprise no one mentioned that. Don't care, not picky.
he's purty.
I want one.
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He's good people. I can tell by the shirt. On on U of K....
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 3, 2008 - 11:16am.
Wow...go Brenda. He DOES look a little douchey though...
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To be honest, I think she likes them like that.
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Um, he's way too cute for that slunt.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Whoa...he is hot. I hate saying this, but how did she land THAT?! Yes, I love her and all, but damn. Seriously, though, MK's obsession with her is really really funny. I thought I loved Brenda Walsh. I can't tell if he's joking anymore or not.
Now that dude is a hot piece of Friday morning eye candy.
I'm going to pay TMZ myself(!) to follow Brenda now.
Wow...go Brenda. He DOES look a little douchey though...
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as in: big 'ol 'mo! (in baseball cap)
All we can say is: HoMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Beefcake! And it looks fresh too!
Makes me wonder why he's with 3 week old expired milk.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Yeah, I'd hit it. He has to leave the hat on so we can act out "Truckstop on I-15". I swear I've only watched that once. OK, twice but only the most dramatic parts.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
The guy is a cutie. Shannen...not so much.
Take off the baby gap shirt and I would consider fucking him. I hate when men wear t-shirts that tight.
W.T.H. The guys I see wearing Kentucky Wildcats shirts don't look like that. Where's the beer belly and bbq stains?
bitch needs to take that piece of paper and cover those UGLY feet of hers. ewwwwwwwwww. go get a pedi. i'll pay.
thats a pic of my girl.
I just looked at that picture of her walking by herself. Damn, bitch looks fucking old. How old is she?
Who is this tall drink of water???? Yum!
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If you're gonna be stupid, ya got to be tough.
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He's yummy! He needs to hightail it away from Brenda, ASAP - she's a psycho.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
How are these fug bitches getting all these hot dudes? She sure is nothing to look at. Never was in my opinion.
Holy shit. He's TOO good for her. Send him my way!! *fans self*
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Ugh, she's got that bitchy look about her that I never could get beyond. She reminds me of Patricia Heaton. That's definitely not good.
dude is mofuckin HOT!
With Shannen's uneven, crooked-ass eyes, she can stare at his chesticles and testicles simultaneously.
There's something to be said about being cock-eyed!
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I would hit it!
Bitch if you don't want your pix taken (7th pix) then get inside the car! ugh... attention whores.
ISprainedMyUvula on October 3, 2008 - 10:01am.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 3, 2008 - 9:58am.
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I'd like to try that play on the 'naked clowns'!
Submitted by kdracofan on October 3, 2008 - 9:58am.
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Blue 92! Blue 92! Hut, hut, BREAK... YOUR FACE!
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 3, 2008 - 9:55am.
What the hell is up with the piece of paper?
She's written down a reminder of the guy's name.
ISprainedMyUvula on October 3, 2008 - 9:55am.
What the hell is up with the piece of paper? Is she calling plays from the sidelines?
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PS: Fan of Jawbreaker overhere....
"Jawbreaker" is one of the best slut movies ever.. especially when Courtney says she could "do with some Kink" that's my idea of foreplay.
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What the hell is up with the piece of paper? Is she calling plays from the sidelines?
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
MK, girl! It is too early in the morning to be talking about JAWBREAKER!!!
I love that damn movie.
Wait. Between the two of them they need a cart for three bags? Spoiled lazy twit and not so-manly. I reverse my decision. No fucky.
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
well he shows up just in time for sit on your face friday..
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on October 3, 2008 - 9:42am.
Shannen has always managed to get hot pieces.
Keeping them is another matter entirely.
You know what they say...
Crazy girls know how to fuck like banshees!
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Truer words... Break it down, baby!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
He is good looking.
He is fine
He is gorgeous
Good for her I hope he has 12 footer making her happy.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Yeh, i'd fuck him.
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
*waving at the hot bitch known as THE BREAKDOWN*
O/T: He is DEF GOOD ENOUGH for moi!
yummy!
PS: "And Rose McGown in "Jawbreaker" lied when she said Liz is the teen dream."
LMAO!!!! *Rose' voice: "I kill the teen dream"*
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i think its the other way around, is she good enough for him? her looks have really suffered over the years.
Shannen has always managed to get hot pieces.
Keeping them is another matter entirely.
You know what they say...
Crazy girls know how to fuck like banshees!
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