Vadge & A-Rod Together Again!
Steroids favorite couple, Vadge and A-Rod, reportedly had dinner together at Dos Caminos in NYC on Tuesday night. Mexican food?! Roid farts! I feel sorry for her butt gas. You know that shit is trying to bust out, but Vadge's muscled-up ass lips try to hold it in. Her butt bubble just sits at her ass door, patiently waiting. It finally figures out what's up and travels up to her mouth, because that never closes.
Anyway, UsWeekly reports that Vadge is in town for her "Dry & Sour" tour so she decided to share a chimichanga or two with A-Rod. Guy Ritchie is in London, Vadge could use the extra press and A-Rod is divorced, so it all works out!
A witness said they sat in the back together and "seemed very close." Page Six reports that the two deny they ever ate refried beans together, but a source saw Vadge hanging out with A-Rod and two of his friends. They left separately.
What does "seemed very close" mean anyway? They were probably just whispering to each other, because Vadge was telling A-Rod her super secret way of getting a six-pack on her ass.
I used to think these two were bumping crotch biceps, but now I think it was all just for show. Yeah, Vadge doing something just for publicity? I know, it's hard to believe.
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Let's face it, that woman knows how to play the medias like no one. That ability certainly helped her maintain her career for so long. And we all fall for it!
I swear, every time I see Vadgonna now I think it's Iggy Pop.
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
Mabel got bit by a brown recluse on her left thigh while rummaging around for canning supplies in the basement (seriously). Will you all bow your heads, close your eyes, melt your cold dark hearts for a few moments and send a prayer for a fast recovery? Thanks!! Group prayer works. (even if you're a sinner like me) And while you're at it, pray for Mad Donna to get her daughter's brows waxed.
Love,
Mabel
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Man, she has totally fugged up her face. They both have that fish outa' water, gaping maw, look on their faces.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Her cheek implants look TERRIBLE!
Oh yeah, Madge, those cheek implants are working for you like the rent is due!
what a douchebag.