Thursday, October 2nd 2008
Sad Or Drunk?
The big-tittied frog left dinner last night looking like someone went caca in her ice cream, but she probably just had too many Chery Bombs. Or maybe earlier in the night someone asked her what the answer to 2+2 is and she's still trying to figure it out.
Jessica Simpson may be more annoying than a horny chihuahua with an oversized lipstick, but Cacee Cobb is fucking worse. Look at her in the pictures below. She's trying soooo hard to look exactly like Jessica, but doing it on a Rite Aid budget. I can hear her shrill wail in all these pictures.
I take it back. Cacee is not more annoying than Jess. I'd rather hear Cacee's high-pitched whine all night than listen to Jessica's ear-killing croak one more time.
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Slouching
A-list wannabe
Making
Records
Offensive
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Tks, Dee♥. Hey, TB and Sky!! Longtime, hookahs!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 2, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Celebrity acronyms?
I - incredible
Z - zingy
Z - zangy
A - any
R - Root'll
D - do.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Awesomely
Shitty
Howling
Lousy
Emo
Eh.
Attitude
Vile
Ratfaced
Idiot
Loser
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Arrogant
Dickhead
Nown by
Absolutely
Nobody
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
LMFAO Nits!
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on October 2, 2008 - 9:57pm.
That takes guts.
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Creepy. How did you know I was cooking? :P
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choked on my perogie, spat some out. cat ate it.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Piggy-faced
Hooker w/
Orange
Epidermis &
Big
Elephant
Pussy
R
I
C
E
HAHAHAHAHA....I can't even finish
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Badly
Reprogrammed
Adonis
Dad
Possibly
Idiotic
testosterone
testicularitis
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
**CLAPPING*
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 2, 2008 - 10:12pm.
This fugly bitch is what my avie wants to be for Halloween.
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we should all be the same thing for HW.
chola mk?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Klassy
Isore
Making
Kash
As
Ridic
Diva
And
Super
Ho.
Insufferable
Ass,
Natch.
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Cheesy
Hooker
Extensions
Suck
Tits
Is
Career
Avenue
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
THOSE ARE SOME DILATED PUPILS.
the new britney?
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is that possible to time, time travel? - britney spears
E-extra
T-terrestrial
what? he was famous!
"Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 10:19pm.
Is that Kate Winslet in your avie?"
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Yeppers.
Biden was totally smirking at Palin. I don't blame him. The woman is a mockery of herself.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Major
Illegal
Lust
Everyone
Yacks over
Cunty
Yes Daddy...whatever you say
Repulsive
Underaged
Slut
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
I can't think of any celebrities to 'acronym'!
brain hurts, ow
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 2, 2008 - 7:50pm.
chola palin? that's not really fair to cholas now is it dear?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Damn MTV for giving her that fucking show... if it hadn't been for them she would have just vanished like all the Britney wannabes (willa ford, anyone?)
http://www.aamyko.com
HOT Men, HOT fun!
Submitted by justice on October 2, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Anyone watching the Vice-President cadidate debate
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I watched most of it. Palin seemed like she was really nervous. I hated the way Biden kept on smiling and smirking at her. It's like he was trying to "smile down to the little woman and tell her to go bake some cookies". That's how he came across. But Palin eventually kicked his stuffy ass and he knocked it off.
good one sky bitch!
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 2, 2008 - 10:22pm.
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That was SWEET!!
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Ive waited on Jessica. She is a bitch
I like Palin, but the accent my god
and celeb acronyms....shit. im not creative. Lets play a new game. List the celebs we want gone? add the word?
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J-just
E- end
S- singing
S- stupid
I- idiot
C- cow
A-ass
Anorexic
Necrotic
Glorified
Egotistical
Loose
Ignorant
Narcissistic
Asshole
Junkie
Oblivious
Loser
Incessant
Egomaniac
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Angel, how old is your daughter?
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She'll be ten soon:)
Bitchy
Redneck,
Insane and
Totally
Engineered.
Yuck.
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Anyone watching the Vice-President cadidate debate?
Something about this Palin bird just irks me. That constant, factitious smirk on her face when she begins to answer questions is killing me. She begins to answer naturally then turns into some sort of robot whilst staring into the camera.
This Biden chap seems to answer every question with a little grin. Like a toothpaste commercial I think. Smooth delivery however. That would come with practice.
http://edition.cnn.com/video/live/live.html?stream=stream3
--thanks awfully--
Neither, she's just a moron.
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 2, 2008 - 10:12pm.
This fugly bitch is what my avie wants to be for Halloween.
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Is that Kate Winslet in your avie?
It took me at least 8 seconds to figure out that it was Jessica and not Britney.
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 2, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Celebrity acronyms?
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Okay!
P- panties
A- are
R-really
I-in
S-style
SO PUT SOME ON YA FUKKIIN HOR!
I didn't do that right did I?
This fugly bitch is what my avie wants to be for Halloween.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by paris herpes on October 2, 2008 - 10:06pm.
She looks so drunk and sad...looks like someone has a little drinking problem...!
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I read somewhere that she was actually a raging boozer. Oh...the pressure of being a country "star."
Celebrity acronyms?
Bipolar
Reeking
Idiot
That
Nobody
Ever
Y....
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
In these pics she actually looks smarter than Sarah Palin.
***Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 9:37pm.
I'm bored. let's play something.
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Me too. Like what?
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Creepy. How did you know I was cooking? :P
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The dead girl knows more than you think.....oooooooo.....
She looks so drunk and sad...looks like someone has a little drinking problem...!
Your face!
:P
Submitted by dead-actress on October 2, 2008 - 9:57pm.
That takes guts.
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Creepy. How did you know I was cooking? :P
Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 9:55pm.
@dead actress
I come from country folk, but I am a black sheep. I'm okay with that.
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Good for you! That takes guts.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 2, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Or, for the guys, why buy milk when you have a cow at home?
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LMAO! Some guys just gotta get out of the house.
@dead actress
I come from country folk, but I am a black sheep. I'm okay with that.
Angel, how old is your daughter?
is it just me, or is there a little wonk to her eye?
Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Or, for the guys, why buy milk when you have a cow at home?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Okay, wait a sec now. Us country folk do have standards. We only have SEX with our closest relatives. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Oh that reminds me, farm animals too.
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LMAO! Oops! Didn't know you were country folk!
That is too funny!
Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Good evening to you. *shows fangs*
I never liked her voice. She's one of those that just sings REALLY LOUDLY,
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Meh. I remember hearing songs in the grocery store or whatever and thinking...well, nothing. It's catchy enough and bland and backgroundy. I'd never seen her sing until recently thanks to MK and it's pretty fucking funny, I have to say.
I know where these people come from. I took my daughter, who's had a recent interest in modeling, to see different agents. It's easy enough - we're in walking distance of most all of them. The best one was Sutherland. They pack a hundred young hopefuls into a tiny room and flash pictures of (kinda) famous people they represent - drop Danny Devito's name a hundred times for those who are insecure and then ask you for $4000.
My hippy Daddy friend and I were DYING in there. It was so damn funny to watch the faces of people as they were amazed and mystified! We read the fine print. The presenter said "Mmmkay?" like 30 times. Our daughters were "selected", of course, to which we replied - Don't call us - we'll call you;)
But the truth is, if you buy in and keep buying in and prove yourself to be a smiley little cog in the machine, you can get there.
She's been flat-out turned away by two other agents...but they were a LOT more upfront.
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