Thursday, October 2nd 2008

Sad Or Drunk?

The big-tittied frog left dinner last night looking like someone went caca in her ice cream, but she probably just had too many Chery Bombs. Or maybe earlier in the night someone asked her what the answer to 2+2 is and she's still trying to figure it out.

Jessica Simpson may be more annoying than a horny chihuahua with an oversized lipstick, but Cacee Cobb is fucking worse. Look at her in the pictures below. She's trying soooo hard to look exactly like Jessica, but doing it on a Rite Aid budget. I can hear her shrill wail in all these pictures.

I take it back. Cacee is not more annoying than Jess. I'd rather hear Cacee's high-pitched whine all night than listen to Jessica's ear-killing croak one more time.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 3, 2008 - 12:05am.

@ angel_i
Umm. Its big tittied frog. When did you put you and your daughter pic up?
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AHHHHAHAHAHA!

Ok, but don't say mean things. Someone said something mean already! Boohoo. Seriously, tho, it's dry and now I'm all insecure..lol!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaV0aFqXWNw

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 3, 2008 - 12:39am.

No. I think TITS said she was in British Columbia Canada. Did that make sense? I think she said that.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 3, 2008 - 12:37am.

I know, right! That's why I enjoy it when she uses profanity. Its so naughty coming from her. Sweety.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 3, 2008 - 12:38am.

Submitted by Sandbitch on October 3, 2008 - 12:34am.

East-ish of Melbourne. I'd say more, but I have too many friends/relo's that visit here. I likey being anon.

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So TITS is in Melbourne too??

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Keep you fanny scratchers OFF - he belongeth to SPEAKIT

This is for all us slutz

The Cure ~ Lullaby Acoustic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxpMt8Qa00

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 3, 2008 - 12:34am.

East-ish of Melbourne. I'd say more, but I have too many friends/relo's that visit here. I likey being anon.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 3, 2008 - 12:28am.

That's angel_i? She's HAWWTTT! Bloody hell. I didn't know she sang. And her daughter is gorgeous.
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she's beautiful on the inside, too
*Especially* on the inside.

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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

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Thanks Sandbitch! xoxoxo

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*screams* ITS ROBERT SMITH!!!!

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2C - where you live?

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Fuck it. Here's one more down the gullet. Cheers angel_i. *holds glass in air* *spills it on dress*
fuck

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Let me know when you got Roberto...

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Sandbitch, I saw Bingo wings earlier. I forgot that was just an Aussie term. I have to slow down with the drinking. I'm gonna be too pissed to fight Sienna Miller.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 3, 2008 - 12:28am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 3, 2008 - 12:22am.

That's angel_i? She's HAWWTTT!

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Seriously, a striking woman, isn't she?

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SHOT

Here Speakit - take Robert home with my love. I've already checked him for size and he's purrrrfect.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 3, 2008 - 12:22am.

That's angel_i? She's HAWWTTT! Bloody hell. I didn't know she sang. And her daughter is gorgeous.

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welllll fukkk. I was gonna change my avie so it wasn't a frog anymore, but I forgot I'm not at home. Well I am, but not my old home.. you know what I mean and my stepdad has 68435634163 photo programs to resize and I dont' feel like fukkin with YEAH I KNOW.. SHOT. :)

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Okay I come in here before bed to see what Dlisters are up to and all I see is drinkin, open flirtation, and crazy bastards....

And that was exactly what I expected. :D

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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.

ShiningKnight on October 1

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I called them BINGO WINGS!!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 3, 2008 - 12:22am.

Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaV0aFqXWNw
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Love
it.
Beautiful
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who is LIB?

~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw

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Who are we checking out on youtube?

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Those are her bye byes.

sandybitch called them butterfly wings, but that's too nice.

~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw

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On Topic,

How fat are are Cacee Cobbs arms? Bitch needs a cardigan or a shawl. And a real name.

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Submitted by angel_i on October 2, 2008 - 11:51pm.

Hey speakit:

Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaV0aFqXWNw
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Love
it.
Beautiful

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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

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fuck I missed a shot

damn my bladder to hell

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shot

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I would crawl over crushed glass on my belly for you bitchez!
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bottoms up!

burpburpburp

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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

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That last one was Worzil Gummage!

THIS is Catweazle.

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Catweasle in da house!

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put your bras back on and wipe the spittle off Mrs K is coming to check up on us.

~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw

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shot

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Nite, Nitty! Go get some, girl!

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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!

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ooooOooOOOOooooh what tom fuckery is this!

avatar shots!

~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw

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shot

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australians are drunken betches.

Okay have another! :P

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@ sandbitch.

LOLs, thats great!!!

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shot

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I'm just posting so Sandbitch can have another!

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jessica chola frog face

Ha

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@ angel_i
Umm. Its big tittied frog. When did you put you and your daughter pic up?

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shot

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Submitted by angel_i on October 2, 2008 - 11:59pm.

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smart, beautiful and talented.. the gods sure smiled on you.

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Nite you hookahs...IG, Tonic, Sky, Angel, and everyone else that's made me laugh tonight.
The man is giving me the come hither and dither me look..and I may have flashed him one back of my own....
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

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Submitted by TITS on October 2, 2008 - 11:55pm.

Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 11:52pm.

Submitted by TITS on October 2, 2008 - 11:49pm.
We need a dlisted drinking game.

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Everytime I post, and my avie is a frog, have a shot.
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Um,...does ALMOST a frog count?

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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy

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Submitted by TITS on October 2, 2008 - 11:55pm.

I should have stated - ANOTHER drinking game.

I'm not drunk, but I wanna be. "HINT".

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Okay.. um.. everytime I make a grammatical error?

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Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 11:57pm.

Submitted by angel_i on October 2, 2008 - 11:51pm.
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That's us:)...and my dry ass drumming too, I"m sad to say:(

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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
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Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 11:52pm.

Me too.

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