Thursday, October 2nd 2008

Sad Or Drunk?

The big-tittied frog left dinner last night looking like someone went caca in her ice cream, but she probably just had too many Chery Bombs. Or maybe earlier in the night someone asked her what the answer to 2+2 is and she's still trying to figure it out.

Jessica Simpson may be more annoying than a horny chihuahua with an oversized lipstick, but Cacee Cobb is fucking worse. Look at her in the pictures below. She's trying soooo hard to look exactly like Jessica, but doing it on a Rite Aid budget. I can hear her shrill wail in all these pictures.

I take it back. Cacee is not more annoying than Jess. I'd rather hear Cacee's high-pitched whine all night than listen to Jessica's ear-killing croak one more time.



MizRo's picture

Who? Who cares about this untalented wench?

tuna528's picture

Oh dear. I thought this was a photo of Britney Spears! My bad.

snuffy's picture

Shit, I knew she was looking rough but in the first two pics that looks like Sandra Bernhard in a blond wig. Or at least Sandra Bernhard's big tittied sister.

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

whats up with hairy man arm? gross. i would probably look like that if some hairy asshole was grabbing at me too.

thats a pic of my girl.

kdracofan's picture

She looks drunk.
So does her annoying looking friend.
O and picture in middle, on the 2nd row: PRICELESS

Dr. Destructo's picture

And MK so takes care of his peeps! Thx MK!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

Stay-lo's picture

Okay didnt she say that she had her lips done and regretted it??? Wasnt that temporary shit? Why does she still look like she has hemroid lips...

Dr. Destructo's picture

Just testing something. Hmmmm, all the nasty juju shit seem to be gone, cool!
OT, dumbass skank! It will be a distinct pleasure to watch her grow fat, ugly, and become a drugged out hag! But as bad as she is, she still has miles to go before she can attain the level of Shitney Smears!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

sexy's picture

She's nothing on nothing. Just seeking attention. Like Britney was and Like amy IS.

Dr. Destructo's picture

I say both and more! Drunk, sad, and especially DUMB AS A ROCK!!!
And is anyone else here having troubles with waves of cookie requests from bad sites? Really bad cookies, that even when denied, they attempt to hi-jack you to their page! Haven't had it this bad on other sites! My browser warning alerts me they are malicious too! I hope this shit ends! I wrote MK and hope he is now aware of it!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

BrandyCane's picture

Uh...WHY does she look just like Britney??? I think they are all factory made in Taiwan

Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT

Sandbitch's picture

You're one a mah kaaaaaayund.

CYA in the morrow!

P.S. Speakit - Monday is the deadline to register to vote!

MyTwoCents's picture

Cya, you saucy bitch

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MyTwoCents's picture

Who am I kidding. Can't remove myself from the screen while the hotty is doing his thang!

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MyTwoCents's picture

'Night speakit. I'll say seeya later to ya'll too.

Damn you sandbitch!!!! I can't resist a little. Will listen while vaccuming!!! Later beeches.

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Sandbitch's picture

Slide over here and give me a moment
I got to let you know
You're one of my kind

DAMN MICHAEL. DAMN HEATH. GONNERS.

INXS - Need You Tonight
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pgAJu5Nv1o&feature=related

Sandbitch: that makes perfect sense. *wants whatever sandbitch is having* :P

I'm going to bed. I have insomnia but I should at least try. 'Night all. Thanks again for the avie, Sandbitch.

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by speakit on October 3, 2008 - 1:26am.

I love the song Vincent too, but it makes me cry, every time I listen to it.

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Hehe - everytime I hear Vincent, I'm reminded of this hot mormon dude who used to ride his pushy past where I worked. Back in the 70's the mormon's would ride around here two by two, with their chastity underwear on, with horny ornery Aussie chicks drooling after 'em - hehe.

MyTwoCents's picture

O.K. I'll stop now. I saw INXS at Festival Hall in the 90s. It rocked my world. Hmmm Michael Hutchence.

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I love the song Vincent too, but it makes me cry, every time I listen to it.

I think the last live concert I went to was Garth Brooks. My mom bought the tickets. It was alright. I'm not a big fan, but he can sing.

Sandbitch's picture

OMFG

What.Have.I.Done.

Two cents is gonna sing the whole song...

LOL

Carry on.

MyTwoCents's picture

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the music years before,
But the man there said the music wouldn't play.

la la la

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Sandbitch's picture

I haven't been to a live concert since, well, since Barry Manilow at the Brisbane Entertainment Centre.

I WAS GIVEN THE DAMN TICKET, OK!

Sandbitch's picture

Thank the patron saint of airwaves, I have never heard anyone else other than Don McLean sing it (apart from moi).
And two cents.

He recently did an outdoor concert at the Louisville Zoo with the Louisville Orchestra. I wanted to go, I can't remember what happened, but I couldn't. :(

MyTwoCents's picture

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died.

*sings out tune*

*sips drinky*

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NO ONE BUT DON MCLEAN SHOULD HAVE RECORDED IT.. damn Vadge and Garth.

Submitted by Sandbitch on October 3, 2008 - 1:15am.
Hey speakit. Can you sing every word in American Pie? Me can.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNdEu9s5qUU

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Yes ma'am I can, and I do. Now I am right now!

Sandbitch's picture

Hey speakit. Can you sing every word in American Pie? Me can.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNdEu9s5qUU

MyTwoCents's picture

Submitted by luckycharms on October 3, 2008 - 1:07am.

Yeah? Zeppelin is gettin' stoned music. I'm not holding right now, which is probably a good thing 'cos i'm a little tipsy.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 3, 2008 - 1:06am.

It's fabulosity. Am playing Close To Me right now. V good for a live version. A lot of bands just don't cut it live.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 3, 2008 - 1:08am.
Kentucky woman!

I have a good friend who comes from Kentucky. She lives in Tucson now though - do you know her?

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Pfft... we're all the same, so close enough.

angel_i's picture

You know I never listened to the Cure until I was older but they's AWESOME, it's true.

♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy

Sandbitch's picture

Kentucky woman!

I have a good friend who comes from Kentucky. She lives in Tucson now though - do you know her?

luckycharms's picture

@My Two Cents

If you like acoustic music, also check out Zeppelin, especially Going to California.

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 3, 2008 - 12:55am.

@ sandbitch

Loved, loved, loved the accoustic CURE. I loves me some accoustic music.

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Brilliant ain't it! I listen to it at least once a day.

@sandbitch NO.. I'm in the U.S... Kentucky.

@angel the side by side is the one I meant. I'm sure she'll love it. :)

Sandbitch's picture

Speakit, you really in Canada?

hehe - what, no yanks?

angel_i's picture

Nite Skybitch...thanks for the anagrams(?) Anachronyms(?) I always forget. Anyhow it will give me something to do while I fall asleep:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy

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Submitted by speakit on October 3, 2008 - 12:54am.

Angel, my fav pic is of you and your daughter on some stage, I guess?? What was it?
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I'm not sure which one you mean exactly...one (side by side) is in High Park and the other (dancing) one is at Montreal Tam Tam last year:)

I'm so glad you guys like it! I really did make it for her - I'm so hoarse right now I, honestly, can't believe I put that on the net LOL. But she really liked it just the way it was so I did it up quick so she could see it in the morning.

♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy

SkyBitch's picture

See you guys.....

nite

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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!

Submitted by Sandbitch on October 3, 2008 - 12:49am.

Speakit is in Candida

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tis true, that's why I grow on people.

MyTwoCents's picture

@ sandbitch

Loved, loved, loved the accoustic CURE. I loves me some accoustic music.

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Angel, my fav pic is of you and your daughter on some stage, I guess?? What was it?

You both are absolutely stunners. I don't give false compliments. ;)

Sandbitch's picture

Angel, you look like Halle Berry (loofah) FOR REALZ!

:)

Shit, and I had *me* the best lookin' broad out of all us beyotches...

figures.

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Submitted by angel_i on October 3, 2008 - 12:46am.

angel_i you hot HOTTY! I just saw it from Mrs.K. We been talking about you (good things). It's beautiful, and so is your girl!!

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angel_i's picture

TDot.

♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy

angel_i's picture

O! Sorry! I play catch up! OMG, you guys are so nice too. Thank you! Really, I know my way around photoshop;p...naw, that's really us but we look better posed, it's true:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy

Sandbitch's picture

Thanks - sheesh I was gitting confused with my british colonies I think.

Angel is in Canada...?

East End Girl in Candada

Mrs K in Seattle?

Speakit is in Candida

SkyBitch's picture

*slugs 2 Jaggies to catch up*

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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!

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