Thursday, October 2nd 2008

Banned By Daddy Spears

Alli Sims, just one the Cheeto sucking leeches who used to be in Brit Brit's life, has been banned from seeing her cousin by Daddy Spears. When Daddy Spears took over as Brit's new brain, he kicked out everyone including Alli.

Alli tells Page Six, "I have no idea when I'll see her again. I miss her every day. When Britney's dad gained control, he put some rules down . . . it's just best for her to not communicate with a lot of people. My main concern is her being OK."

Let me go a little off-topic for a bit. Whenever I see the name "Alli Sims," I immediately think of chunky skid marks and digested pizza grease. It's funny, because I don't think of this "shit" when I see the name Alli with a different last name. Coincidence? I think not.

Anyrunnyshit, I'm sure Alli misses the always available meds, knowing Brit's ATM code and the never-ending supply of Frapps. I'm sure she thinks of this whenever she's bussing tables at Waffle House. And speaking of characters from Brit Brit's past....where in the mangy ass hell is London?!

Here's Alli's former cash cow in NYC last night at then at JFK this morning. ROOTS!!!

Posted by: Michael K


MizRo's picture

She looks like caca... Really bad makeup and she looks like she aged 20 years.

Brit looks really good again.. Hope it lasts..

Ali & Adnan & Sam Lufti all deserve a good ass kicking for mooching off her the way they did....

Lie-Lo's picture

Hot bodyguard again, mmm. Pop a bra on her and she'd look half decent here. (though obviously trailer-trash chic type decent)

sexy's picture

Britney is still Bonkers she is just OK with some NEW Pills. She looks committed!

Smart woman's picture

Britney - still crazy. Britney - no clue on being a mom. Britney - believes that she deserves her 458th chance on a "comeback". How silly and stupid she is.

Kandykane's picture

I bet Daddy Spears rubs one out to Shitter's nips. No other explanation as to why the svengali would allow the dog out of the kennel with the nips hitting the ground. Just a thought.

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Submitted by Kp on October 3, 2008 - 1:12am.
acutane would clear those stubborn chin pimples right up

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Kp's picture

acutane would clear those stubborn chin pimples right up

looks to me like daddy needs to take someone bra shopping...

speakit's picture

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Sock-Monkey's picture

I knew that put together look wouldn't last for more than a few fucking minutes.

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Bitch is worth $50 million & can't get her freakin roots done...it only costs 40 bucks @ Fantastic Sam's...skanky ho
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I don't have poo. I have oop. I do everything ass backward.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 2, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 2, 2008 - 8:32pm.

I don't know...I've learned a lot since I started looking at my poo. I now know how to speak French and play the piano.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 2, 2008 - 8:32pm.

I don't know...I've learned a lot since I started looking at my poo. I now know how to speak French and play the piano.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 2, 2008 - 8:29pm.
And of those who did, most found them to be minor, manageable and educational".
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who knew having a leaky butt could be educational?

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Submitted by boomsy on October 2, 2008 - 8:27pm.

Does her kiss tatoo have meaning? I worked with a girl who had the same tatooo on the same wrist; too coincidental if you ask me...
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I think I heard she got the idea from some other celeb....It's like some kinda fad.

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Submitted by boomsy on October 2, 2008 - 8:20pm.

The website for Ali has this to say about "treatment effects":

"In most cases, whether or not you have a treatment effect is within your control...you may experience oily spotting, loose stools and more frequent, hard-to-control stools. It varies by person. In one research study, nearly 50% of people who took alli never experienced treatment effects at all. And of those who did, most found them to be minor, manageable and educational".

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angel_i's picture

O MK! You found her! It's cuz I asked innit? I knew it! I love you too, MK!

... it's just best for her to not communicate with a lot of people.

Like me, for instance, cuz I'm a full-on ho and could care less if she ever gets better as long as I get rich and famous in the process!

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Does her kiss tatoo have meaning? I worked with a girl who had the same tatooo on the same wrist; too coincidental if you ask me...

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Any Alli users here? I'm curious to see if what MK says is true...

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Aunt Bea's picture

Scary looking bitch

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Ding Dang I forgot about this ho.
Shitney's saga has so many characters in it, it's hard to keep up.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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Is it me or is there an excessive amount of wonk goin on in that pic?

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Janet Buttimer's picture

If a bear shit on Alli's head, would anyone care?

Wasn't her leechy pussy gonna release an album with Britney last year? Was she the one that said that music was her real talent.... cos yet again I have no idea who this skank is.

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Jem's picture

I love Britney, but that blue dress is awful and tacky and cheap. So is her tattoo on her arm. But you're getting there Brit, you can do it!

SkyBitch's picture

Shitney's dress is the exact same color as those cheesy fake contact lenses from the 80s.

Speaking of the 80s, Shitter's nips point further south than my Grandmother's. Put on a fucking bra, skank! Quit assuming your tits look good just because you paid for them. They don't.

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If Britney took out the fake hair, got a cute shorter hair style and went light golden brown (or anything more natural looking), I would then think she is on the right track. But I am not buying this comeback shit until she does something to improve the health of her hair. Hair health is needed for her sanity.

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Shayla's picture

Oh look here is another leach missing Britney's money. What ever should she do. I hope Daddy Spears keep her far away from Britney.

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Submitted by gmrjr59 on October 2, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Three VMA's guys.
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OUT OF PITY. Not because she deserved them.
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She is looking hot again.

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Only because wants to get some of the money back they lost last year because she was so fucked up. Forced to have a bath and wear clean dresses does not = looking good.
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She is back, and only gaining more speed to fame yet again

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Don't you mean, the crazy train is slowly pulling out of the station and gaining speed? Jive & Daddy wont hold her back forever.

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Miami's picture

Britney is looking good. I am not sure if that is the most flattering of dresses for her, but she is getting back to her "Toxic" shape.

gmrjr59's picture

Three VMA's guys. She is looking hot again. She is back, and only gaining more speed to fame yet again.

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No bra, must be out of the 1500 mile leash zone. Stoking the furnace of the crazytrain.

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Britney's on her way back to looking good. Her boobs and nipples are shining through!

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plain_sliced's picture

i love that dress on her. somoeone needed to drop the thermostat a few degrees and get those beauties hard eough to cut glass. brit looks good to me. didn't even think of the crazy cuz.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

*bites tongue* I'm going to try to be nice today...

Unfitney looks g---go--goo-- fuck it

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Bunny Rabbit's picture

Somebody get that girl a bra. How can you be a mother of two, and not live without your bra?!!

Her dress looks like some polyester piece o'shit from the 1980's. I don't know if anyone remembers this, but there used to be an infomercial back in the day that used to hawk a similar dress that could be manipulated a hundred different ways. "Look, it's a long sleeve, now it's a halter, now it's strapless!" It used to be hosted by Cindy from Three's Company, I think. Anyways, that is exactly what that dress looked like.

gia's picture

uh-oh, no bra, bad roots & ugly shoes...she is slipping!

Stoney's picture

Those are the same ugly roundtoe brown pumps with the green trim she was wearing here during the breakdown:

http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/index.php/2008/01/29/britney-breaks-a...

She's been wearing them a lot lately.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Ali looks bad and what up with Brits nip action in that dress,yum!She needs a root touch up,brow wax and a good shower but other than that she looks hot!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Green Is Good's picture

"it's just best for her to not communicate with a lot of people."

Allie's quite the little underhanded back-stabber, isn't she? Ever heard "No comment"?

chowgirl69's picture

Isn't Allie a bit young to have such pronounced forehead lines?!?

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Submitted by NovaNightly on October 2, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Um ALERT ALERT....I think she is wearing those damn boots underneath her jeans in the other pics!!! RUT ROH!!!

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Me thinks the shoes are the same ugly brown ones she is wearing with her electric boogaloo blue dress. Look at the 8th thumbnail...you can see the two toned ugliness under the pant leg. I really hope someone burned those damn boots!!

p.s. maybe her dad could buy her a bra...he could consult with papa joe on where to get one...blech!

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Denied...

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TITS's picture

I bet the pink padded bag is her pill purse.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on October 2, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Um ALERT ALERT....I think she is wearing those damn boots underneath her jeans in the other pics!!! RUT ROH!!!

Hey Nova, I think they are the same wretched pumps she wore with the hideous blue dress. In the last thumb, you can see the gray.

You know, they can ban the bad friends, hire stylists, sedate her, bathe her, and make sure her nails are done, but we all can see the selfish, trashy slut of a hillbilly that she is.

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yeah, some lady, the entire internets have seen her cunt.
snort.

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.