WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
Rupert the tiny deer, who danced into all of our cold and dingy hearts has passed on to the big green meadow in the sky. This wasn't supposed to happen.
Staff members at the Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Haddenham, England said they tried to keep him alive by giving him lamb's milk, but he needed his mommy's bacteria. His lungs were also not working properly. The staff also knew that the odds were against Rupert, because he didn't have his mommy and was three weeks premature.
The founder of Tiggywinkles said: "The nurses are absolutely choked as well as the foster mother who took him on. It is all a new science looking after wildlife casualties and this is just one more to add to our experience."
Rupert was only with us a short time, but he brought so much joy into my dark and dreary life. This is why I'm a cold bitter bitch, because once you let love into your heart, it will go away.
The world is a cruel and ugly place so innocent Rupert is better off up there with his mommy.
Rest in peace, Little Rupert.....
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SHAME ON YOU ElB! He is just blinking sleepily. Mayhap he was not photogenic. Or maybe the guys at Tiddly-winks propped him up for a post-mortem photo op.
Ohhhh I feel like a dick now.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
I think if his name was Tiggywinkles he woulda lived.
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
We still have DJ am.
FUCK.
:(
There is no god *sobs*
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
M.E. on October 2, 2008 - 3:51pm
damn you for making me laugh.
Set out a salt lick and take pictures!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Sadness. I really wanted the little guy to make it. Now I have another excuse to drink my pain away after work.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphry Bogart
What a pretty face!
SO SAD! I nominate Rupert as 2008's "hot babe of the year"
Rip mini bambi
Little shit, look! Its giving all of ya the evil eye!
aaawwww, so sad. Poor little guy. RIP Rupert.
*sniff*
All the great ones go in threes. I had a feeling Rupert wouldn't be with us for long -- his beauty, his piercing, honest eyes, and his strength were not of this world.
R.I.P. little buddy. You brought a smile to my face. Which is damn hard to do because of the botox and all.
"I don't agree with that in the workplace."
DAMN you ELB!!
LOL.
He was a pretty baby! No clue who/what he is but sad all the same...
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
"This is why I'm a cold bitter bitch, because once you let love into your heart, it will go away."
Pretty much sums up my love life and why I'm still single...thanks MK...I knew only you would understand.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Awwww...this sucks. This world is rough...better that the little guy rest in peace.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Aw, hell. I'd rather not have known he died. Poor little guy.
That's it. I'm going to rummage through the forest, find me a bebe deer and raise it.
I have a goal now.
Oh no he was so cute!!!!!
I couldn't wait to get home to show this story to my son tonight, and now I can't because he'll be too upset.
Poor little Rupert.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 2, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Dear Lady! You are well I hope?
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I am not, dear sir! My heart weeps and my soul cries out in pain for this poor little animal! *swoons onto couch*
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
aw, MK!! you are as cute as lil rupert!
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I feel bad for laughing but he looks high as shit in that picture.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
at least his few days here were spent surrounded by those caring for him.
RIP little sweetie.
NOOOOOOOOO! This fucking sucks! RIP Rupert
Oh, my dear Rupert! The cutest deer I've ever seen.
Rest in peace! *sobs*
Crap....
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 2, 2008 - 3:43pm.
SO SAD!
Well anyway, waste not want not!
Roast Rack of Venison w/Creole Mustard
LMFAO
MK???? Upon my soul, the one and only!! :o)
Carolina Roast Venison
Yield: 6 servings
5 lb Venison roast
1 Onion; chopped
1/4 c Barbecue sauce; see below
1 tb Salt
2 tb Vinegar
pepper
Sauce:
1 tb Pepper
1 tb Salt
1 sm Box dry mustard
1/4 c Sugar
1/4 c Vinegar
1/4 c Water
1 Stick butter/margarine
For sauce: Mix dry ingredients. Add vinegar, water and mix. Bring to full boil and add stick of butter and continue to cook until butter melts. This makes 1 Pint of the Sauce. Soak venison in water, 2 T. vinegar and 1 T. salt for 4-5 hours. Remove and wipe dry. Sprinkle lightly with pepper and brush with sauce. Add onion and enough water to cover bottom of covered roaster. Bake in 325 deg. oven the first hour; then lower heat to 275 deg. for an additional 3 hours. Baste often with sauce and juices from roast.
This shit is like Bambi all over again.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by Michael K on October 2, 2008 - 3:40pm.
I BLAME ALL OF YOU FOR THIS!
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I know that is just your grief talking.
Come, have some rugelach.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
MK - yes, it's shit like this that makes us bitter and snarky.
*sniff sniff*
Submitted by FatMartha on October 2, 2008 - 3:44pm.
OMG the hot knight is back. *bats lashes*
~SK~
Dear Lady! You are well I hope?
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Oooooh noooooo.........
Poor wittle fwend.
At least he goes knowing not all humans are bastards.
Aw, now I'm sad.
*throws stapler at El Bastardo*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
MK! :( Don't blame us! It's not our fault. We filled the world with love for him and then he just had to go die!! It's Tigglywinkles' or w/e the fuck they're called fault!
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
At this very moment, he and his mom are happily playing in fields of wildflowers together.
(That's what I keep telling myself to keep from crying, dammit.)
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
Oh Noooooo!!!
Rupert made my day this morning, and suddenly my day is ruined!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 2, 2008 - 3:43pm.
LOL! He's too tiny and precious for that shit!
OMG the hot knight is back. *bats lashes*
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
omg LOL El B, you sure are on a mission
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Take care, Rupert. You are now singing praises with the Lord and his angels in heaven. Don't fear: Your steadfast love, O Lord, extends to the heavens, your faithfulness to the clouds. Psalm 36:5.
WHY, GOD??? Why take away something so precious, that filled so many people with joy? Seriously. I am sad for this little dear (pun intended).
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
My heart is broken.
no mk, we need to place the blame where it really belongs....parasite herpes
-=meow hiss purr=-
SO SAD!
Well anyway, waste not want not!
Roast Rack of Venison w/Creole Mustard
3 1/2 lb Venison rack; or 2 sm Racks; french, trim
4 oz Creole mustard
4 oz Fig preserves
1 lb Fresh bread crumbs
3 Cl garlic; crush
3 oz Olive oil
3 oz Parsley; chop
1 oz Olive oil
Cracked pepper and salt
Season rack with salt and pepper. Place in roasting pan and sear. Remove, cool and set pan aside. Mix mustard and preserves. Rub meat down with mixture. Take crumbs, season with salt and pepper, garlic, parsley, olive oil and mix. Taste for proper seasoning and pack this on the fig and mustard loin. Roast at 350~ until medium rare (125~ internal temp) for 30 minutes. IMPORTANT-Do not overcook. This must be served medium rare or rare. Let rest.
Source: Chef Jamie Shannon, Commander's Palace
Submitted by M.E. on October 2, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Is there a deer heaven?
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Of course, all aniamals go to heaven.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Submitted by M.E. on October 2, 2008 - 3:41pm.
I know. This is why we're all cold ass whores! Because you let something in and it will get taken from you!
RIP Rupert
Why are deer so cute? Seriously.
no....i'm sad now...look at that picture, he's just too much a cutie to be gone...
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