WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
Rupert the tiny deer, who danced into all of our cold and dingy hearts has passed on to the big green meadow in the sky. This wasn't supposed to happen.
Staff members at the Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Haddenham, England said they tried to keep him alive by giving him lamb's milk, but he needed his mommy's bacteria. His lungs were also not working properly. The staff also knew that the odds were against Rupert, because he didn't have his mommy and was three weeks premature.
The founder of Tiggywinkles said: "The nurses are absolutely choked as well as the foster mother who took him on. It is all a new science looking after wildlife casualties and this is just one more to add to our experience."
Rupert was only with us a short time, but he brought so much joy into my dark and dreary life. This is why I'm a cold bitter bitch, because once you let love into your heart, it will go away.
The world is a cruel and ugly place so innocent Rupert is better off up there with his mommy.
Rest in peace, Little Rupert.....
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 2, 2008 - 4:20pm.
@El B, only the poor rednecks eat deer meat.
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That's true and I found it a little gamey.
Poor lil thing ... rest in peace Rupert :_(
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 2, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Thats okay LCT...I come in here all the time and get ignored. I'm used to it now... *sniffle*
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Sometimes you're the Louisville Slugger
Sometimes you're the ball
Sometimes it all comes together
Sometimes you're gonna lose it all
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
oh no, another beautiful spirit checking out of here...rest in peace, little one.
*huggles NOva so she's not ignored* I feel that way all the time, too. We can be Ignore-Whores!
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
@ElB
Bitch, please, there's no enough meat on that thing for a finger sammich, let alone 4 servings.
RIP Rupert...we hardly knew ye
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Awww, see LCT? Clarisse wasn't ignorin' ya. (Hi clarisse! ^^)
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Thats okay LCT...I come in here all the time and get ignored. I'm used to it now... *sniffle*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
That's it! No reason to continue living.
*blows head off*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
@El B, only the poor rednecks eat deer meat.
*wipes tear*
*been try to talk to Carrottop all damn day*
*bein ignored*
*kicks rocks*
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Submitted by FatMartha on October 2, 2008 - 4:17pm.
*hi5's LCT* He was such a cutie, no? :( Little alien deer. :3
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*Gasp* someone's talking to me! I was starting to think I was a ghostie or something.
I hope someone took a lot of pictures they plan on blowing up to the size of a billboard of little Mr. Cutiepants. He should have his own airline.
That made tears well up in my eyes. I think I'm PMS-ing.
K um ElB
You're friggin recipes keep getting bigger, and that's such a little meatless critter!
Should I flay the skin from your body as a substitute?
*omg I'm kidding*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
It IS truly sad...but thankfully Paris didnt get her wonk eye on him for her collection!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
:(
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
*hi5's LCT* He was such a cutie, no? :( Little alien deer. :3
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
This is fucked up.
I really loved his little face and me & my aunt were all "ohhhh and ahhing" at his beautiful little pictures this morning.
Life fucking sucks.
RIP Rupert. You were too good for this ugly nasty world.
L♥VE,
PCA
LMAO speakit!
:((((
Deer Jerky for everyone!
I think he faked his death. Attention whore.
Dang, ElB!!! I hate that this looks so delicious!!!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
NOOOOOOOOO
This world is cruel.
www.myspace.com/5dechocolatey1defresa
I am seriously going to die. my little teacup deer is gone forever :[[[[
All the poo babies in the world couldn't make up for this munchkin. Look at his head. It's like a little peanut.
http://crispiestshoes.blogspot.com
kill me now!!
thats the cutest thing ever!!!!!!
Poor little guy. So sad.
RIP, Rupert. You were a real sweetie.
Sorry M.E. I'm truly saddened by this, i know you all think i'm heartless but let me reassure you all by saying that tonight i'm gonna drink 8 bloody marys and sing 6 hello dollys for my penance.
Oops, btw......scrumdillyumptious!! Goodnight! :o)
Roast Venison Loin w Fried & Mashed Sweet Potatoes
Yield: 4 servings
Venison:
2 lb Venison loin or substitute Lean beef
Salad oil
Salt/pepper
Sauce:
4 Figs; diced
1 c Port wine
2 c Veal demiglace
Few drops of lemon juice
Mashed Potatoes:
3 Sweet potatoes; medium size
1/2 c To 3/4 cup milk; hot
5 T Butter
Salt/pepper to taste
Fried Sweet Potatoes:
1 Sweet potato
Vegetable oil
Salt
To make venison: Pre-heat oven to 400-degrees. Place a heavy skillet on high heat and add just enough salad oil to coat the bottom of the pan. While the pan is heating, season the venison loin with salt and pepper. When the pan is hot, sear off the venison on all sides. Transfer to the oven and roast for approximately 10 minutes (medium rare) or until desired doneness. Remove venison from the oven and allow to sit for five minutes before slicing.
To prepare fig and port wine sauce: Add diced figs to the pan and cook over low heat until soft; add port wine and reduce in volume by 3/4. Add veal demiglace and simmer until it has reduced by half. Season to taste with salt and pepper and a few drops of lemon juice. Keep the sauce hot.
To prepare mashed sweet potatoes: Peel the potatoes and cut three of them into quarters. (Reserve the fourth potato for frying.) Transfer them to a pot and cover with cold water. Bring to a boil and simmer gently for 20-30 minutes. Drain into a colander and return the warm potatoes back to the pot. Keeping on very low heat; slowly add the hot milk while mashing the potatoes with a fork or a potato masher. Transfer to a warm bowl and whisk in butter until light and fluffy. Season to taste with salt and pepper.
To prepare fried sweet potatoes: Heat the vegetable oil in a pot very slowly to 375 degrees. Slice the remaining potato as thinly as possible. Soak slices in cold water for 15 minutes, changing the water twice. Drain the water and dry the potato slices well. When the oil is ready, add the potato slices one by one, turning frequently. Cook until golden and turn out onto paper towels. Season with salt.
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Well, damn. He belonged in 'heaven' anyway, he was too cute for this place. I love that you posted about this deer, you old tenderheart.
aaaaaawwwww shit....and his little Eddie Munster hairline was really beginning to grow on me. What kind of Godless place is this where the cuteness that is Rupert is dead yet the shitness that is SJP lives on?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
"This is why I'm a cold bitter bitch, because once you let love into your heart, it will go away."
Bingo!
(<_>)
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
ELB- If I'm ebil you are king ebil!!!!! Making recipes for bebe deers.
SATAN!
:o)
@FatMartha, a little motherly advice, dear. (You know I love you like the daughter I never had :()
Keep a sharp eye on SK. I think he just may have a little bit of the momzer in him.
Better safe than sorry, I'm jus sayin'
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by missy on October 2, 2008 - 4:04pm.
MK you should go down to Big Pine Key in the FL keys... they have mini deers all over the place.. and skanky bars... youd love it!
Mini bars and skanky deers sounds better!! :o)
MK you should go down to Big Pine Key in the FL keys... they have mini deers all over the place.. and skanky bars... youd love it!
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I just wanna cradle that cute little furry head and nuzzle nose to nose with him!
Yes, I'm a freak.
Like you all didn't already know that.
Submitted by M.E. on October 2, 2008 - 4:01pm.
ELB! How dare you edit my post!!!
NEVER TOUCHED IT!!!!!!!!! Stop backtracking, its out in the open now. Evil!!
NOOOOOOOOO! sweet lil thing, i'll have to hit the bong even harder to get over this. sadness indeed.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 2, 2008 - 3:58pm.
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That's cuz it's the beginning of the month. Food stamps!
ELB! How dare you edit my post!!!
I've already killed a bambi once. I need to make the world right and raise one with love and cuddling and petting and walking and let him leap over the fences at the park and eat all my weeds and...and.....
Submitted by luckycharms on October 2, 2008 - 3:44pm.
I think he's with santa now, you know, the other sky fairy.
ElB - better w/o the figs.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
putsomestankonit:
Walmart? Do you have a ~Tar-jay~ near you? That place is a billion times better and just as cheap!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Or maybe he's fucking us with his eyes. Rupert was a little man ho. I love him all the more. RIP, little buddy.
SK- I agree, yes, a moment of silence for lil' Rupert. *bows head, crosses self*
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
I love you Rupert!! So sad to see you go :((((((
Oh no! *tears* Such an adorable wee thing. This is heartbreaking.
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“If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.” - Paul Newman
Fuck this bullshit. I just came home from the human gene wasteland that is Wal-Mart to see that this beautiful innocent creatue has left this world.
I swear to the almighty above I saw at least 20 mongoloids and their filthly little offspring roaming around that should of gone first according to Darwin's theory.
hahaha, Elb, you sneeky little bastahd!
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Submitted by FatMartha on October 2, 2008 - 3:49pm.
I am not, dear sir! My heart weeps and my soul cries out in pain for this poor little animal! *swoons onto couch*
~SK~
Dear, sweet lady, Rupert is in a better pleace. *takes Martha hand* We should all par take in a moment of slince I think? In memory of that little fawn. What do you say dear lady?
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Submitted by M.E. on October 2, 2008 - 3:51pm.
That's it. I'm going to rummage through the forest, find me a bebe deer, shoot it and eat it!
I have a goal now.
DAMN M.E. Thats nasty! :o)