Thursday, October 2nd 2008

WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!

Rupert the tiny deer, who danced into all of our cold and dingy hearts has passed on to the big green meadow in the sky. This wasn't supposed to happen.

Staff members at the Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Haddenham, England said they tried to keep him alive by giving him lamb's milk, but he needed his mommy's bacteria. His lungs were also not working properly. The staff also knew that the odds were against Rupert, because he didn't have his mommy and was three weeks premature.

The founder of Tiggywinkles said: "The nurses are absolutely choked as well as the foster mother who took him on. It is all a new science looking after wildlife casualties and this is just one more to add to our experience."

Rupert was only with us a short time, but he brought so much joy into my dark and dreary life. This is why I'm a cold bitter bitch, because once you let love into your heart, it will go away.

The world is a cruel and ugly place so innocent Rupert is better off up there with his mommy.

Rest in peace, Little Rupert.....

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Posted by: Michael K


Toonkinstein's picture

P.S. MK you fooker...how dare you make us care!!!!

OH! I rhymed....OH YEAH !!! You too you fooker!!!

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Why be difficult when you can be impossible!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 2, 2008 - 5:02pm.

I need in on this book action, it will save me from sad deer times..
"drawing picture of poo babies I have known and birthed"
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Such a wonderful poo mother you are, remembering them all. We can make a shrine for them.

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AWwwww....we never got to see him grow and kick us with his long gangly legs and eat our hair....we are devastated.....completely gutted.

RIP in that lush forest in the sky...
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Why be difficult when when I am so gifted at being impossible!?

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 5:02pm.

or wrapping him in his blankie and going to sleep with him..
STOP IT!

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

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Awww, don't think of him drinking a bottle getting milk all over his cute little face. It makes things so much worse.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on October 2, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 4:33pm.

I need in on this book action, it will save me from sad deer times..
"drawing picture of poo babies I have known and birthed"

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 2, 2008 - 4:39pm.

LCT,
*wipes snotty nose on shirt sleeve*

I was lookin for you! I had video of Gerry trying to get his mac on.
I was trying to get you to grab the Mystery Machine cuz where are
going to Hollywood for some stalkin
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Do you still have it? I've got the Mystery Machine right here, full of snacks and things. Let's go! I found a video of him singing. It made my girl button pop right off.

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JwV4SWTgYs

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Submitted by NovaNightly on October 2, 2008 - 4:37pm.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! Can we make up a book and put all sorts of nasty stuff in it...like in Mean Girls??? That'd be awesome!!! heheheheh
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Well, let's not be mean like those bitches. We can just draw pictures to do the talking for us.

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Additional:

Thanks, MK! Now you have a blog full of sad, weepy sluts. How we gonna be witty and sarcastic now??

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Submitted by El Bastardo on October 2, 2008 - 3:43pm.
SO SAD!
Well anyway, waste not want not!

Roast Rack of Venison w/Creole Mustard

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El Bastardo, you suck!!! I couldn't help it. You made me laugh.

Skateboarding to hell without kneepads.

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NOOOOOO!!!! Boooohooooo.

Que triste...no es justo!

Almita

it is the saddest of all sad days! :'(

Tubereuse's picture

Beautiful little Rupert. Why did _you_ have to go, while useless fucks like Palin stick around?

Deb's picture

Very sad. At least little Rupert was given lots of love and affection in his short life.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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NNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Shut up and eat my asshole."

"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."

i created an account just to say "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" poor babykin deer.....

Green Is Good's picture

Poor little baby...crap, I HATE reading shit like this!

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Poor little buddy. So very sad. Sniff, sniff. RIP Rupert.

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Poor little thing :(

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Surfing the apocalypse.

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The world is a cruel and ugly place so innocent Rupert is better off up there with his mommy.

Rest in peace, Little Rupert.....

I must be getting my period, because that teared me right the fuck up.

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

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oh no... I am going to start weeping at my desk...

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NOOOOOOOOOO

*tear drops on keyboard*

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Don't ever, ever, EVER refer to it as a "Mussy."

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gawd dammit, next time the cute littley critter goes to heaven keep it to yourself, MK
I WAS BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING...
"sobbing"

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

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That's so sad. RIP Rupert.

Clarisse's picture

LCT,
*wipes snotty nose on shirt sleeve*

I was lookin for you! I had video of Gerry trying to get his mac on.
I was trying to get you to grab the Mystery Machine cuz where are
going to Hollywood for some stalkin…

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 4:33pm.

Submitted by NovaNightly on October 2, 2008 - 4:22pm.

Thats okay LCT...I come in here all the time and get ignored. I'm used to it now... *sniffle*
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Well poop on that. We can make our own clique.
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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! Can we make up a book and put all sorts of nasty stuff in it...like in Mean Girls??? That'd be awesome!!! heheheheh

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Submitted by FatMartha on October 2, 2008 - 4:31pm.
@SK: You are a sly devil. Riding in on your white steed and stealing our hearts away. xP

~SK~

Sweet lady, thee is exaggerating, I think. I am only a humble Knight and could never do such things.

ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195

aeternitas in complexu tuo

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Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 4:31pm.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh...ok. I dont eat much red meat anyway...so maybe thats why im clueless. ANNNNND, maybe im just clueless, period. dunno. ;P

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Noooo!!!!!!!! Not my pretty pretty baby! It's okay though because he's playing away with Thumper in heaven... >sniffles!<

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Submitted by NovaNightly on October 2, 2008 - 4:22pm.

Thats okay LCT...I come in here all the time and get ignored. I'm used to it now... *sniffle*
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Well poop on that. We can make our own clique.

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OH NOES RUPERT!!! ::drop to my knees, fists up to the sky::

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 2, 2008 - 4:20pm.

*wipes tear*

*been try to talk to Carrottop all damn day*

*bein ignored*

*kicks rocks*
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When was this you hot piece of pizza? I didn't see it!

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 2, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 4:26pm.

Sorry didn't mean to generalize. But where I live come deer season a lot of people hunt because they can't afford to buy any other meat in the winter. Plus they think killing is cool. :(

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Don't apologize. We were poor and took free deer meat from redneck hunters. You were spot on. :)

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@SK: You are a sly devil. Riding in on your white steed and stealing our hearts away. xP

@Clarisse: HAY GURL HAY. Learning is... going.... haha. You know how it is. Physics for the lose. :(
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OH nooo!! RIP Rupert

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Submitted by NovaNightly on October 2, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Someone tell me what the hell "gamey" tastes like?? never did understand that. *shrugs*
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Old lamb.

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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

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Submitted by NovaNightly on October 2, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Someone tell me what the hell "gamey" tastes like?? never did understand that. *shrugs*

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Ya know how there is some fish that tastes fishier than others? I'll assume you do... well, you know the flavor of red meat? If it's gamey it's red meatier. That's how I'd explain it.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I will never smile again.

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looks like speakits got this!
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"Cake heals all wounds"

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@putsomestankonit or whatever cuz i cant speel

@El B, only the poor rednecks eat deer meat.

look here now ya'll we gots us a real live city folk talkin bout me and my kin
see my post about skinnin so you can get some real learnin!
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Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 4:26pm.

Sorry didn't mean to generalize. But where I live come deer season a lot of people hunt because they can't afford to buy any other meat in the winter. Plus they think killing is cool. :(

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 2, 2008 - 4:06pm.

Keep a sharp eye on SK. I think he just may have a little bit of the momzer in him.
Better safe than sorry, I'm jus sayin'

~SK~

You shall see fair one, that I am honourable. I would never hurt a lady.

ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195

aeternitas in complexu tuo

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! R.I.P Little buddy :(

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Someone tell me what the hell "gamey" tastes like?? never did understand that. *shrugs*

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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

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*puts away carrottop pictures*

Hi Martha!
How's the learning coming?

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sodope's picture

What??? no, no, nooooooooooooooooooooo!
:(

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Oh, what sad news! Rest in peace, Little One. :(

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*picks up skull*

We all feel ignored sometimes. Deal with it, sluts!

Sorry, I have a headache now.

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Submitted by FatMartha on October 2, 2008 - 4:00pm.
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SK- I agree, yes, a moment of silence for lil' Rupert. *bows head, crosses self*

~SK~

Then it shall be done!

ATT Dlisted :- A moment of silence please, to grieve the loss of Rupert.

ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195

aeternitas in complexu tuo

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Tanks Marfa...you da best!! ((hugs back))

Hey, im not complaining...I know how you hwores can get into a conversation and nuthin sways ya.

RIP little dearie!!!

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