Thursday, October 2nd 2008

WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!

Rupert the tiny deer, who danced into all of our cold and dingy hearts has passed on to the big green meadow in the sky. This wasn't supposed to happen.

Staff members at the Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Haddenham, England said they tried to keep him alive by giving him lamb's milk, but he needed his mommy's bacteria. His lungs were also not working properly. The staff also knew that the odds were against Rupert, because he didn't have his mommy and was three weeks premature.

The founder of Tiggywinkles said: "The nurses are absolutely choked as well as the foster mother who took him on. It is all a new science looking after wildlife casualties and this is just one more to add to our experience."

Rupert was only with us a short time, but he brought so much joy into my dark and dreary life. This is why I'm a cold bitter bitch, because once you let love into your heart, it will go away.

The world is a cruel and ugly place so innocent Rupert is better off up there with his mommy.

Rest in peace, Little Rupert.....

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Posted by: Michael K


Clarisse's picture

Marfa!
It's all my fault. I outted Gerry Butler as a man-whore who likes young meat.

*hangs head in shame*

I popped LCT's Butler cherry.

*puts on hairshirt*

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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

FatMartha's picture

Holy shit LCT. NO GRACIAS. *hides*

It's Scary Avie Thursday...?
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 2, 2008 - 5:57pm.

CARROTTOP!
Shite!! That's a scurry avie change!!!!
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You know what's even scarier, is that you know exactly who it is because it's nearly identical to the real thing.

Clarisse's picture

CARROTTOP!
Shite!! That's a scurry avie change!!!!

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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Sandbitch... does that mean I go to Dlisted hell? What happens if I break avie rules?

Sandbitch's picture

James Chola Heaven is up for grabs if yer interested...

hot slut of the week

Sandbitch's picture

EEEEEK!

Jeysus LCT - wha happen?

Wait god damn minute! That avie is more than 85 pixels wide !

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 5:53pm.

EEEEEK!

Jeysus LCT - wha happen?
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I am so unimpressed with manwhore GB I had to replace his avie with something equally disturbing. I saw this mask in a costume shop in Victoria once. The picture I took was all blurry because I literally felt like I was being possessed by demons while looking at it.

In other news, my office all of a sudden smells like cow shit.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 2, 2008 - 5:51pm.

Rather than be sad and despair at his passing, perhaps we should all be grateful for the little time we had with Rupert. Be happy for all the joy and goodness he brought into our lives albeit for a short short time.
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Hahahaha, it's like we adopted him as our collective baby.

gia's picture

ouch! the sadness!!! at least we got to see the heart breakingly adorable pics of him before he left this earth.

That just completes my shit quota for the year. I can't take any more!

Mercy please for those of us left behind to suffer, and RIP little one. :(

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Rather than be sad and despair at his passing, perhaps we should all be grateful for the little time we had with Rupert. Be happy for all the joy and goodness he brought into our lives albeit for a short short time.

Let us hold hands and sing:

I don't wanna forget the present is a gift
And I don't wanna take for granted the time you may have here with me
Cause Lord only knows another day is not really guaranteed

So every time you hold me
Hold me like this is the last time
Every time you kiss me
Kiss me like you'll never see me again
Every time you touch me
Touch me like this is the last time
Promise that you'll love me
Love me like you'll never see me again
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 5:48pm.

Lookie 'ere "putas"

http://www.dlisted.com/node/28568
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Definitely not the same. I didn't see any "You are all worthless old dried up hags with no lives" anywhere in its post.

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 2, 2008 - 5:47pm.

Carrottopalina,
Sadly, that's just men. He just got caught on camera.
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Ugh, and rubbing his mouth like a fat old construction worker. Just *bluuuuuuurrrggggg*. Now he's just an old pervert, not a sexy respectable man.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 5:33pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 5:27pm.

Is there a diff between original cuntas, and cuntas? Same avie cunt spotted earlier...
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Probably not. Both C U Next Tuesdays?

Lookie 'ere "putas"

http://www.dlisted.com/node/28568

Clarisse's picture

Carrottopalina,
Sadly, that's just men. He just got caught on camera.

On topic: =(

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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 2, 2008 - 5:40pm.

LCT,
"I think I just lost all respect for him."

Really....huh...

*rubs hands together greedily*

Yeah, you're probably right. Gerry's no good.

*secretly laughs cuz that's more Butler fo me*
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Go nuts. Him looking at her like she was a slab of jailbait steak REALLY turned me off. Plus, I'm jelly. So fuck it.

Sartastic's picture

WHAT THE FUCK?????? I get home and THIS is the shit I see??? I fell in love with that little morsel of cuteness this morning!

"This is why I'm a cold bitter bitch, because once you let love into your heart, it will go away."

You said it all right there, MK. This is the kind of crap that makes me evil and bitchy! I hate my life.

FatMartha's picture

Wait, James Haven is MK? *confused*
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.

Clarisse's picture

LCT,
"I think I just lost all respect for him."

Really....huh...

*rubs hands together greedily*

Yeah, you're probably right. Gerry's no good.

*secretly laughs cuz that's more Butler fo me*

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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

No Words's picture

I keep thinking of the title of a short story by Stephen King...

"All That You Love Will Be Carried Away"

Seems to sum up all our feelings about this sadness.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

This is sadder than Bambi!

☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 5:37pm.

James Chola Heaven

Someone said yesterday they think *James Haven* is MK. hehe
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Oh goodness. More alt suspicions.

I'll never forget the day James Haven said, "Imagine saying THAT with a straight face. It's a wonder James Haven hasn't won an Academy Award."

That's awful....Rupert brightened my day. I bet PP had something to do with this...

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 5:33pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 5:27pm.

Is there a diff between original cuntas, and cuntas? Same avie cunt spotted earlier...
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Probably not. Both C U Next Tuesdays?

That is such a hot avie. James makes a sexy chola. Am I the only one on here who is convinced the real James Haven is exactly like the one on here and speaks in third person all the time?

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James Chola Heaven

Someone said yesterday they think *James Haven* is MK. hehe

Nova's picture

poor baby

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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*

This is indeed a cruel bastard of a world when the cutest thing fucking ever dies. Why couldn't it have been Jessica Simpson or Shauna Sands or someone less deserving of our love? WHY??

your love for sappy animal stories never ceases to amaze me... it's like you really do have a heart! weird!

"i want to cry, but i'm not sure i can spare the moisture...."

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 5:27pm.

Is there a diff between original cuntas, and cuntas? Same avie cunt spotted earlier...
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Probably not. Both C U Next Tuesdays?

That is such a hot avie. James makes a sexy chola. Am I the only one on here who is convinced the real James Haven is exactly like the one on here and speaks in third person all the time?

FatMartha's picture

Oops double post. Well, BLAHHHHH anyways lol
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.

Sandbitch's picture

Y'know those boots Posh had on the other day?

RUPERT BOOTS.

FatMartha's picture

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 5:27pm.

I was being a smartass, there's a cunt avvie?

I only know original puntas, who so cunningly "dissed" me.. hahaa

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

Iowa Girl's picture

this makes my heart hurt, that little guy was too precious.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 2, 2008 - 5:25pm.

it's origninal cuntas, um,er, puntas, topalina my love.
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I thought so. I love how people come on here and accuse people of having no life because they post often. How would they know that unless they're on here all the time too? Sadly, hypocrisy is not friends with common sense.

FatMartha's picture

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.

Mopa's picture

Fuck you MK! You put some love and sunshine in our hearts and then you take it away!

I used to love you as much as I loved little Rupert, and now, not so much.

R.I.P. little Rupert. Now you can be with Mom.

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on October 2, 2008 - 5:25pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 5:23pm.

it's origninal cuntas, um,er, puntas, topalina my love.

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Is there a diff between original cuntas, and cuntas? Same avie cunt spotted earlier...

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Baby back baby back baby back RIBS!

GET IN MAH BELLY!

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This handbasket to Hell is getting really crowded!

cricket's picture

Awww this is so sad. RIP Little Rupert, Damn now I'm going to cry. He was so cute.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 5:23pm.

it's origninal cuntas, um,er, puntas, topalina my love.

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Hoffalina - your signature... is that from who I think it is???

Bondagebarbie's picture

So sad

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 2, 2008 - 5:15pm.

LCT,
http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/02/gerard-butler-hot-for-pyt/

We needs to set off with our best sleazy dresses, no bras and booze!!!!
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I think I just lost all respect for him. She looked 18.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 2, 2008 - 5:02pm.

I need in on this book action, it will save me from sad deer times..
"drawing picture of poo babies I have known and birthed"
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Such a wonderful poo mother you are, remembering them all. We can make a shrine for them.

"lighting candles, bowing head"

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

Sandbitch's picture

Baby back baby back baby back RIBS!

GET IN MAH BELLY!

I was wondering why, in the 1st photo, the little guy wasn't wrapped in something warm, to keep him from losing heat.
Probably died of hypothermia. And all for a few publicity shots! He should've been put in an incubator!

Clarisse's picture

LCT,
http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/02/gerard-butler-hot-for-pyt/

We needs to set off with our best sleazy dresses, no bras and booze!!!!

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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on October 2, 2008 - 5:05pm.
or wrapping him in his blankie and going to sleep with him..
STOP IT!
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Awww noooooooooooo! Do not want to think about it? Or him licking your finger with his teeny tiny tongue.