Thursday, October 2nd 2008
Dear CZJ, Your Make-Up Artist Screwed You Over!
Catherine Zeta-Jones showed up to the Global Leadership Awards Gala in NYC last night looking like she put on her own make-up using a jumbo piece of sandpaper. All that bronze caca on her mug makes it look like we can go rock climbing on her face.
When your face looks like Tommy Girl's ass after a 4-hour spanking party, it's time chop off the fingers of your make-up artist and stop getting Drano peels. And I'm sure looking at Michael Douglas' withering worm every day doesn't help.
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wow - she is a mere mortal, just like the rest of us.
Nice dress, I give her props for usually dressing really classy (are you listening, parasite, shittney hulk hogan, lindsay)
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
DAMN, I used to think she was so beautiful. now I just think she needs some Proactive.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
She's a very pretty woman. Too bad she had to be snapped with hairs clinging to her forehead and a bad, uneven tan job. Even I look a lot better than that stumbling up to the package store at 9:00 o'clock.
She looks like Jack Wild.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
look at the last picture in the 2nd row--michael looks like he doesn't know who he came with!
She has no lipstick on, not that it would help or anything.
I just wanna know why she doesn't.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Are you sure that's her!?! She looks pretty bad.
Why did her husband not say something to her?
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Her body language as it relates to her husband speaks volumes.
Mike is probably thinking, damn, time to upgrade to a new and younger model.
What the fuck!
She doesn't even LOOK like herself.
DAMN!
How could she possibly look this bad?
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Oh my God! What happened to her??? Her beauty seems to have disappeared...
I remember the first time I saw her (in the movie Zorro) I was like "Wow! What a beautiful woman..." Now she just looks like any other middle-aged woman...
Love the dress though!
Plastic surgery and makeup can no longer hide her real age and it ain't 37.
poor woman she looks like shit
did she have an allergic reaction to botox like nina garcia?
she almost looks like krusty the clown
Not enough time to recover from chemical peel?
Reminds me of that Sex and The City episode when Samantha got one and her face was all red.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Michael Douglas could suck that beauty out of anyone
It's good to know she gets zits.
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Her nose looks different. Perhaps she had bronzer messed up to distract from it?
DJ AM's face looks better than this!
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I don't care what they think
I don't care what they say
What do they know about this love anyway?
-Melissa Etheridge
It looks like her Bare Minerals vomited on her face.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
DAMN!! The woman does not even look like herself.... Come on! She's been facially hijacked!
Well, she looks younger than usual here, see, I said a nice thing. But ewwww gross Michael Douglas!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
That's fermented old-guy semen.