Thursday, October 2nd 2008
Dear CZJ, Your Make-Up Artist Screwed You Over!
Catherine Zeta-Jones showed up to the Global Leadership Awards Gala in NYC last night looking like she put on her own make-up using a jumbo piece of sandpaper. All that bronze caca on her mug makes it look like we can go rock climbing on her face.
When your face looks like Tommy Girl's ass after a 4-hour spanking party, it's time chop off the fingers of your make-up artist and stop getting Drano peels. And I'm sure looking at Michael Douglas' withering worm every day doesn't help.
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lmfao. oh my god, girlfriend! i bet she pays her makeup artist like $500/hr. I would've done a real nice simple look on her face instead of this busted mess...it looks like she's wearing mineral makeup..if you are over 40, mineral makeup clings to pores
LOL! She looks like a fucking Oopma Loompa!
They both have a history of going out too soon after "procedures". I remember photos of his facelift incisions were weeping after they went to dinner. I am surprised she looks so bad. However I also remember photos of them both absolutely toasted - both from sunbathing, and drinking. She has good genes, but ciggies, booze and sunbathing is going to make her look like Melanie Griffith.
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She looks like she's wearing a harlequin mask.
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She did that herself, right? That can't be the work of a professional. Oh well, I've seen worse.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Her body looks hot though....
Just trying to look on the bright side.
Wow! Looks like a job Lindsay Lohan would do. And what's up with the mascara. Is it Rimmel shit?? CZJ is above Rimmel, isn't she? Maybe not.
She used to be so hot,its awful to see them get all haggard like that.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I still think she's pretty, but it looks she was trying to create a "natural" look. This is a fail in the makeup department.
Always going to like her for "Chicago".
Doesn't that last thumbnail photo say it all? He's looking at her and his eyes are saying 'time for a replacement'. Sad but true, sadder still that she'll miss his geezer ass
Here's what happens when a dumb bitch marries one of the oldest peepaws left in hollyweird. She thinks she needs botox. So she goes and gets it and it looks really obvious. So her "avon lady" Think Diane W. in Edward Sissor Hands, gives her a little down-play with the bronzing powder. But oops, we forgot to add a little mint concealer on the zit.
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
Ugh. He has officially RUINED this once-breathtakingly gorgeous actress.
She'll re-emerge looking flawless somewhere within the next month...
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Thats what i call abortion face or more like turkey baster baby abortion face. Bitch looks SPENT!
She looks a bit Hobbit-y!
looks like she fell face first into a giant bowl of cheetos...cheeto face!!
Man the old clumpy mascara is something you'd see on an 80 year old
Submitted by Mawy on October 2, 2008 - 4:33pm.
She needs to fire her personal assistant cuz she obviously scheduled the peel waaaaaaaay too close to this appearance.
Off with her head.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
That's got to be ten days of mascara build up on those stub lashes. This is WHY God invented make-up artists, cause this is what happens when these twits do their own.
i've had chemical peels done (and i aint afraid to admit it) and when your skin is healing from the peel, that's what it looks like. It crinkles your cheeks up when you smile, cuz all that dead skin is sitting there. sometimes it also causes breakouts because it is lifting everything to the surface. she needed more time to recover. shoot, im no celebrity and i still wouldn't leave the house looking like that. she's crazy.
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Her pores! They look like craters! ewww
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..."Michael Douglas' withering worm" .../dies lolling
Are we sure it even is CZJ? Damn!
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
LOL! just got to "Drano peels" brilliant!
yeah seriously she always has looked BEAUTIFUL to me but seeing her this close up....well fuck I could have been a movie star too. Doesnt even look like her and it's not the make up. I mean yes the make up sucks i'd be pissed but her whole face looks different. Thanks, I feel really gorgeous right now lol. Oh yeah we have package stores in NC as well. Can only get liquor at the ABC store. That stands for something not sure what.
She could have had a facial, a glycolic peel. I have read somewhere where she goes in to have some type of treatment(s) to look younger. ________________________________________________
"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
whoa...That looks like a sunburn, or most likely a facial peel gone wrong.
I kinda think she got a bad facial and tried to cover it up.
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Looks like she had a bad cold AFTER she got a chemical peel. WTF????
I look pretty fucking good after looking at these pics.
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Bronzer is not kind to older (than 29, we know it bitch!) skin. And on a bulbous nose = no.
She a drinker? Cuz her face/skin looks like she enjoys her drinks a LOT.
Couldn't happen to a better person. I've hated her ever since this little incident: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp0.blogger.com/_EWTs85lrf...
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In addition to the godawful paint job, Her pores are the size of fucking caves.
Spleunking anyone?
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***Submitted by M.E. on October 2, 2008 - 3:39pm.
I'm sure Michael didn't say anything about how fug she looks, cuz he can't fucking see.
Geezer.
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Yeah, either that or because she constantly has her back turned to him. Maybe both.
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Submitted by Cindyloo on October 2, 2008 - 4:06pm.
How much do you want to bet that she'll start suing the papers that posted those pictures. She's so sue happy.
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Thanks, for a bit I almost forgot why I hate her. Forgot about all that knee jerk suing.
ps are you a who?
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How much do you want to bet that she'll start suing the papers that posted those pictures. She's so sue happy.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Wow...just wow! I cannot believe that she actually went OUT looking like that lol! Image is EVERYTHING to theses celebs. Even the tiniest of flaws is a no-no in their superficial world. And, CZJ's is no exception, she usually looks immaculate, what the hell happened?
It looks like the makeup has rubbed off on the bottom half of her face. Maybe she was snogging grandpa in the limo, and didn't have time to reapply her makeup?
The makeup artist should be fired stat!
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on October 2, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Her hairline suggests that the laser doc is probably making a fortune keeping the rest of that jungle in check.
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snort snort.
bet she has a hairy spine.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on October 2, 2008 - 4:00pm.
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I was going to say Judging Amy looks like she got beat with the Poo Stick. Or attacked by Lohan.
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Rough doesn't even begin to cover it! This was all over the papers here in London! hahahaha... I bet she was trying to cut back with the credit crunch and let her make-up artist go.. well that's one expense she should dish out for, cos with that face she ain't going nowhere.
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Nawwww, how can this be the same girl from Zorro ?
She must have had some plastic surgery at some point.
Now she looks just like Jill Hennessey from the old Law & Orders.
39, my secretly hairy ass crack.
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Whoa! This is the first time I've ever seen her look like shit. I'm loving it, though! Haha.
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See this is why you need to surround yourself with people who truly love you enough to be down right honest with your ass when you need it. If she was my friend I would have said "honey...you know you look like you fell asleep in the tanning bed for like 5 hours straight right?" "The ladies at the MAC make-up counter in mall could have done a better job than the ca-ca you got going on right now!"
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This is what happens when you all the makeup artists are busy tending to JLO. I think there was no one around it seems. LOL
I feel for Catherine, I think she's a beautiful woman but somehow we got the ugly side this week.
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Why in every picture does she stand facing away from Michael? The pictures aren't here, but i saw on another site that she had this other HOT guy standing next to her and Michael and she was practically pointing her boobies at him and away from Michael. Hmmmm....
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
She really looks as if she (or her shoddy makeup artist) was trying to hide a bad chemical peel.
Kinda reminds me of Joan Van Argh.
what? she PAID for this?? Bitch does not have a mirror? Here's an idea...stop being an entitled princess and DO YOUR OWN makeup. Moron.
I guess she and Shitney Spears must share the same makeup artist. Very "Dateline interview" Britney, if I do say so myself.
This is why you don't let your 5 year old help Mommy with her make-up.
Kirk Douglas looks good though.
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Here's a tip for the CZJ's and Lindsey Lohan's of the world....NEVER put bronzer on under your nose!!!!!
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