Thursday, October 2nd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
The luckiest plastic jug in the world (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Puppy dunk - Cityrag
Brooke Hogan looking like a rode hard stripper - Hollywood Tuna
HoHan and SamRo's lezzie bikini love fest continues - Egotastic!
Bruno went to another fashion show, but this time he was invited - Towleroad
Will Gis Bundchen become Gis Brady soon? - Lainey Gossip
Kendra Wilkinson should think about upgrading - Hollywood Rag
Saint Angelina's therapist is probably God - IDLYITW
Watch out, Vanessa. You might ruin his make-up - Just Jared
John Mayer is one depressed douche - Popsugar
you got it backwards MK...Angelina is God's therapist.
my penis hurts with envy.
John Mayer needs to date Angelina.
They can split their Prozac dosage.
Submitted by peaches on October 2, 2008 - 7:19pm.
I'll believe Anglina is in therapy, when I see a photo of Jon Voight holding his grandchildren!!!!
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You tell them Peaches !!!!
On a separate note, if I were the therapist, I'd ask her : Why the need for such a large family in such a short amount of time? Hopefully the therapist will remind her that all the children in the world won't be able to fill the void. She has to do that on her own. It's called intense therapy! It's not like her or Brad come from huge families, but yet they seem to want a soccer team. Why? I can see Brad just loving children - he's made that clear. But she has made it clear that she never saw herself having biological children - just adopting. She said she hated playing with dolls and that she never felt maternal. Now she wants 9+ kids? What changed? Then I'd ask her why her and Brad are so afraid of making a commitment to one another but not to the children? Stop expanding a family if you have no intention on on actually being one. Yeah, we know .... Brad's waiting for the gays to marry! please.
1. Brooke Hogan is not even 20 and she looks like a hooker that's been workin the streets for OVER 20 years.
2. I think there is something mega wrong with Zac Ef's face.. cud it be that he had a bit of work done or did he just change the way his eyebrow are arched?
& dear sweet dumb ass Vanessa is that hardest working fag hag in Hollywood.
http://www.aamyko.com
HOT Men, HOT fun!
I'll believe Anglina is in therapy, when I see a photo of Jon Voight holding his grandchildren!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
i like john mayer. one of those can't win for losing situations. he tried being friendly with the gossips that didn't work. he stays away, that doesn't work either. people are going to find flaws anyway it goes so might as well say fuck 'em and move on with life.
his music is cool though.
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
how old is shannon mid 30s 40s she look pretty damn hot for her age
Submitted by luckycharms on October 2, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by Big L on October 2, 2008 - 3:48pm
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If you don't know what the Bataan Death March is about, go to Wikipedia and research it. I can assure you it is a very unpleasent thing. Just ask my father who has had nightmares about it for the last 50 years
Thank you, yes I am familiar with history, just am not sure WTF it has to do with this blog or this post.
God is the only one that can save that demonic freak, but she doesn't belive in God so I guess she's doomed
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Well, I should become a detective because I read the sentence and looked at the picture and thought MK was telling us that Shannen's "plastic jugs" are the luckiest "plastic jugs" in the world! Totally missed the actual plastic jug until a second look!
John Mayer's one of those pseudo-sensitive ass hats that reels chicks in with his "I'm so misunderstood and I just want to love all women and be loved and maybe get blown once in a while"
lyrics, and then the next morning he wakes up and cries and says he's just not ready for a commitment, and gosh, you're swell but you deserve better than me. Then he calls all his bro's on the way home and brags about the chick he just banged, like he's fucking 16.
But I like his music.
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
The saddest thing about that picture is that jug started out as a half gallon of milk.
There's a fucking love feast in the comments under that John Mayer link. Gag-alicious. What a shock on a site with such a hardcore name.
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
Shannon = Rick Salomon = nasty crotch rot
Zanessa make a cute couple. I hope their (fake) relationship lasts for a while longer and I get to see more pictures.
Maybe Melon-head Mayer is depressed because he caught the hiv from banging all those groupies. I liked him better when he was the sensitive douchie type like 4 years ago.
she looks hot
I dunno, Suki...but I reported it.
Submitted by weenielover on October 2, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on October 2, 2008 - 3:29pm.
"japs?" "chinks??" "slopeheads???"
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WTF??? Take your racial slurs to a blog that cares...maybe a neo-nazi site...hmmm?
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Please tell me the use of these words was just a bad joke....not cool at all...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
DAMN!
Take the hate elsewhere. Unless it's about a celeb.
TITS - I figured it out. It's IM. It didn't close properly when I had to shutdown. But I fixed it.
WHOA!
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Submitted by luckycharms on October 2, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by Big L on October 2, 2008 - 3:48pm
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If you don't know what the Bataan Death March is about, go to Wikipedia and research it.
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Asians are everywhere - how do you cope on a daily basis?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by luckycharms on October 2, 2008 - 3:29pm.
"japs?" "chinks??" "slopeheads???"
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WTF??? Take your racial slurs to a blog that cares...maybe a neo-nazi site...hmmm?
Submitted by Big L on October 2, 2008 - 3:48pm
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If you don't know what the Bataan Death March is about, go to Wikipedia and research it. I can assure you it is a very unpleasent thing. Just ask my father who has had nightmares about it for the last 50 years.
Why the hell would Brad Pitt try to convince Jolie that she's not fat? She just had 2 children only 6 weeks ago. Of course she's going to have some lingering fat in the stomach area. Lets be realistic. Now she has a therapist? Doing her sessions over the phone? WTF? Someone throw her bony ass on a couch and tell her to stop being whiny and insecure. Give her some anti depressants and tell her to stop having children!!
Wow, shes all saggy n doughy.....i guess i never really paid much attention before...
also, brogan still looks like a man...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by luckycharms on October 2, 2008 - 3:29pm
*cue can opener*
WTF was that all about??
M.E. - just go into task manager and stop the process.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by luckycharms on October 2, 2008 - 3:29pm.
AND I bet the bitch just ordered chinese food!
cha.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 2, 2008 - 3:24pm.
speakit, I hope not, because I only have 2 years 1 month and 2 days left!
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I was gonna say you may be obsessing, but you didn't tell me the hours and minutes. :P
speakit, I hope not, because I only have 2 years 1 month and 2 days left!
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I don't care what they think
I don't care what they say
What do they know about this love anyway?
-Melissa Etheridge
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 2, 2008 - 2:45pm.
I have looked better in my 30's than in my whole life....
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I think all women are their prettiest in their 30's.. and I'm not just saying that cuz I'm in my thirties, cuz I don't have much left. :(
Shannen likes the jug because it reminds her of Rick Salomon.
snowy - Well, apparently that site sux ass cuz it makes your shit freeze up.
Pfffffffft.
ME sob, I can't get on that site at work! I want my heart melted too! boooo
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on October 2, 2008 - 2:56pm.
It's never happened before. UGH! That pissed me off. Now I've got some weird msmsgs.exe program running in the background slowing my shit up.
Any of you 'puter geeks know WTF that program is???
Shannen looks good there.
Ok, I looked at the pics at IDLYITW and the pic of Pax holding one of the messiahs melted my heart. It was sooooo cute.
Submitted by M.E. on October 2, 2008 - 2:53pm.
FUCK!!! My GD computer crashed! GD Socialite's life!! That is what I'm blaming, after trying to look at the RDJ link everything froze and I had to shut down. UGH!
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Yeah, I wont even attempt to go to that site for that very reason. If you open the page and try to close, it keeps opening up windows. Pain in the ass.
I think Shannen looks older than her age. She looks a bit rough and reminds me of a much older woman.
Why are Brooke Hogan's tits so saggy? Her smaller implants were much better than the ones she's sporting now. Now she really looks like a carbon copy of her mother.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 2, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on October 2, 2008 - 2:39pm.
I don't think Shannen looks bad at all. Why is it that (according to sites like Drunken Stepfather)when a woman gets past 35 her time is "done"??
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because he is a fucking idiot?
I have looked better in my 30's than in my whole life....
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Ditto that from me. I feel like I have it more "together" now in my 30's than I ever could have in my 20's. And my confidence level is double.
FUCK!!! My GD computer crashed! GD Socialite's life!! That is what I'm blaming, after trying to look at the RDJ link everything froze and I had to shut down. UGH!
I saw the Letterman interview with Shannen she seemed really nice and laid back.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on October 2, 2008 - 2:39pm.
I don't think Shannen looks bad at all. Why is it that (according to sites like Drunken Stepfather)when a woman gets past 35 her time is "done"??
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because he is a fucking idiot?
I have looked better in my 30's than in my whole life....
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I don't care what they think
I don't care what they say
What do they know about this love anyway?
-Melissa Etheridge
Geez those Towleroad commenters sound really...
bitter its just a joke.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
"Brad Pitt has reportedly forced Angelina Jolie to seek professional help"
Well, that yells "Bullshit" don't it! Brad FORCED Angie...riiiiight.
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
I don't think Shannen looks bad at all. Why is it that (according to sites like Drunken Stepfather)when a woman gets past 35 her time is "done"??
It appears that HoHan is always looking for the lens....wants to ensure she gets her pap money's worth maybe???
--Shannon what's her face has a nasty crack-whore body. Her body reminds me of Amy Winehouse.
--Brooke Hogan should just go away. SO FUCKING sick of this no-talent skank.
--Kendra Wilson is fugly as a brunette.
--I would bet the farm that douche Mayer is a complete, raging manic-depressive.
Therapy sessions every single day?? I take Jolie rumors with a grain of salt but damn! Thats a little extreme..even with "depression" and "body issues"
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