All That Glitters Is Not Gold
Here is the full solid gold statue of Kate Moss and the word "CROTCH" immediately comes to mind. I can practically see her gold-plated clitty knob. I know this is supposed to be art and shit, but this is too much information. And the solid gold makes her ass look fat.
The statue by artist Marc Quinn is valued at $3 million, but it look like it's worth a half-baggie of coke and a used toothbrush. Last month, the British Museum offered us just a taste of this trash called "Siren," but now its on display in its full PUSSY BONE glory through January 25th.
You know how some of you are fucking obsessed with Hugh Laurie in a scary way, Marc feels the same way about Kate. He has already done the same statue of Kate but in plaster. He obviously has a fascination with her cokey vagina. You know he totally busts a nut when he sculpts this shit.
And I'm sure this is what Rojo Caliente's lady parts look like, but hers is also sprinkled with diamonds.
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How could he be obsessed with her and create such an ugly piece of shit???
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 2, 2008 - 3:08pm.
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Do we take it that you're not going to view the piece in person?
Is this something Kate does often? Is she known for this? I dont get it? Of all things why this pose?
I am an obsessed House fan not Hugh laurie, House is brilliant and rude and miserable and likes to be high, who knows what Hugh is into but i'm sure it's boring.
sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Does she even do yoga? Doesn't the coke get in the way of being all healthy and sh-t?
can you say....stalker????
What a waste
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Absolutley revolting.
This might be the most asinine attempt at artistry that I have suffered so far.
It's a pathetic attempt to create a brand, ala Damien Hirst. Who is of course, a publicity whore and artistically barren.
I hate the concept, subject and execution.
The beauty industry whores out clothes horses like Kate Moss in an attempt to distort and skew the body perception of the masses. Once they have worn our self-esteems down to a pathetic nub, they offer salvation in the form of over-priced cosmetics and rags.
To form a gold idol of the woman and call it anything else than an act of mastabatory revelling is laughable.
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This is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.
DAYUM! She's not THAT pretty!
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by this 5 I mean these 5
He hasn't done only two kate moss' sculptures, there are at least 6 of them.
this 5:
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2007-05/06/xin_42050406112003...
http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2008/01/24/kate-moss-marc-quinn.jpg
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/613/613....
http://www.canadianart.ca/art/books/2007/12/01/marc_quinn.jpg
http://www.maryboonegallery.com/exhibitions/2006-2007/marc-quinn/gfx/mq1...
http://bp2.blogger.com/_BXKxvhmAAJg/RqThsMbAPrI/AAAAAAAAA4M/0d48XbL_P3w/s400/Marc+Quinn,+Inglaterra+(1964),+Sphinx+(Victory)+2006,+painted+bronze.jpg
and the golden one.
kate moss or sienna miller...both are naturals in this position...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Wow. This douchebag found a way to make GOLD look hideous and ugly. Way to go!
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To sum up, bald artist Marc Quinn obviously wants to put his penis inside the flesh crevices of model Kate Moss, and to do so he takes weeks making statues covered in millions worth of gold... his personal golden goddess.
This just ain't going to end up well for Marc, right? it will be of no surprise if karma ever goes to town with this guy.
Double Post... Sorry. Got Clickie-happy.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I hope he does one of Wino next...
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Submitted by Hoolrah on October 2, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Art is dead.
Art died August 11 1956 when Jackson Pollock got drunk and crashed! :o(
That artist is a douche. And that statute is worth $3M because it's made of gold. Now, melt it and make something useful with it.
Art is dead.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Oh. My. God. That James Haven avie is HILARIOUS. He certainly is pretty!
But is that Mary Kay he's wearing? Ya know hes loyal to Mary Kay!
Submitted by angel_i on October 2, 2008 - 12:18pm.
James Haven! He finally doesn't look like something's missing anymore!
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Bitch needed somethin' dint he??
When in doubt, cholarize!
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 2, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Not that it would be better cuz it wouldn't but shouldn't that be Madonna?
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C'mon baby light my fart?
This 'artist' is whoring. For example, if he'd done a sculpture of his own mother in this pose... I want to look at sculpture of PETE DOHERTY in this pose. That's what I want. Then we could all pat his balls.
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James Haven! He finally doesn't look like something's missing anymore!
THAT's who he should do a sculpture of...or Tommy Lee;0
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Submitted by angel_i on October 2, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Not that it would be better cuz it wouldn't but shouldn't that be Madonna?
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C'mon baby light my fart?
This 'artist' is whoring. For example, if he'd done a sculpture of his own mother in this pose... I want to look at sculpture of PETE DOHERTY in this pose. That's what I want. Then we could all pat his balls.
Tacky x100 infinity. I could spray glitter my cat's turds, too, but that doesn't make them art.
I finally get Doherty's attraction to her.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 2, 2008 - 11:31am.
ha!! that was funny :)
hiya psl!!!
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
He thinks she represents the 'ideal beauty' and 'spirit of the age'.
Heroin chic and britpop were over in the 90s, cocaine will always be a hell of a drug.
This shit just reeks pretentiousness right down to his douche ass poses next to this piece of trash.
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"I was raised right; I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners."-Kathy Griffin
In a nod to the priorities of ancient Rome, Marcus Quinnus, eschewing the tumbling global financial markets, follows up his gold homage to an overpaid coke addicted model who's rarely seen with her child with a direly needed addition to the British museum: solid gold vomitorium.
NOt that it would be better cuz it wouldn't but shouldn't that be Madonna?
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 2, 2008 - 11:49am.
The C Word!
Right!! Is she suppose to be flattered by this? Wait...it is Kate Moss. Scratch that.
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So true Clarisse!
I'd love to go to the exhibit just to put a sticker on her crotch that says "All wankers welcome".
But I'm weird that way.
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Was this sculpted from life? I mean, we are talking about Kate Moss -- any evening where she does this while coked out of her mind is probably a tame one for her.
Isn't this the same creepoid who did that ghastly "Britney vaginally giving birth whole posed like a doggy-style sex doll" sculpture? If so, I'm surprised he gave Kate a leotard, because he obviously loves to have sex with his sculptures.
LMAO PSL! I saved like half of those!
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
The C Word!
Right!! Is she suppose to be flattered by this? Wait...it is Kate Moss. Scratch that.
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Couldn't he at least found a better-looking subject for this bullshite? What about Gabrielle Union? Or Halle Berry? Hell, even White Oprah might be worth doing, depending on the drugs I'm being fed that day.
geez you guys...what's the big deal? that is exactly how i sit at church, the kids' fooball games and while driving.:) haha:)
Gah, leave for awhile and this is the first thing I get to look at when I come back….serves me right for leaving in the first place.
At least Kate has a name to put on the restraining order.
(Hi ElB!)
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I bet the plaster one he has at home comes with special built in holes....ribbed for his pleasure.
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Submitted by Salem13 on October 2, 2008 - 11:23am.
WTF? Is this what passes for art today? This dude almost makes Banksy look like a genius.
Banksy IZ a genius!!!
That is way creepy!
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
It looks like she is giving birth to herself.
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My eyes are bleeding.
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For some reason this reminds me of the giant penis sculpture in 'A Clockwork Orange'
Fucking weirdo!!
Can that bitch even do that or it just the way he wants to see her?
Kinda Yucky.
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
if you guys want a good laugh this morning, check this out:
http://www.cracked.com/article_16661_campaign-ads-would-look-like-if-vot...
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How many times has he rubbed the crotch part..
That statue is screaming rub my crotch.
What is the point with these works of crap? Seriously...who the hell buys this? Some artists just need to stop.
Gross.
I just don't get the attraction. Golden crotch?
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What really freaks me out, is how he has it turned to look at him in that one picture.. *creams* er, I mean *shuders*
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Does she even do yoga? What an utterly weird statue.