MiserAlba Has Never Looked Better

MiserAlba's latest ad for Declare Yourself casts her as some weepy Hannibal Lecter type with ratty hair. MiserAlba looks so....miserable, which makes me so happy!

This is probably MiserAlba's drivers license picture sans the mask. They had to Photoshop that shit in. Oh and they had to Photoshop the tears in too, because crocodile tears never show up in pictures.

When we go to the polls in November, can we vote to keep MiserAlba this way permanently?

Submitted by anna hannah on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 11:02pm.

Ugly Bitch never looked so good.

Submitted by walker on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 10:28pm.

==== I think this is a little extreme. It seems to me that she is trying too hard. It's just gross. Go away, Albatross.

Submitted by Janet Buttimer on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 6:58pm.

Can I roll the whore in Chunky Salsa, beat her with a pinata stick, then toss her back over the border to her Tijuana homeland for good?
HATE HER!!

Submitted by Freak Speely on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 4:15pm.

Hannibal Lamictal!

Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 2:42pm.

Her lips look some big ole ass

Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 2:03pm.

Can a bitch please tell a bitch why a bitch is crying please?

Submitted by Datura on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 1:58pm.

A philosophy professor I once had said, "By not voting, one expresses implicit approval of the status quo."

Or maybe I got that in a fortune cookie...

Either way, it's food for thought.

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Submitted by mogirl on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 1:53pm.

she looks like a Vogon from "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 1:22pm.

It's not even that they're pompous and self-important enough to think they can tell people who to vote for, even though none of them have the slightest idea what the issues or possible solutions are.

It's the whole idea that these celeb shitbags think that they can tell me to do ANYTHING. I'll vote if I damn well please, thank you very much, and you can just weep into your Hannibal Lector mask if you don't like it.

Submitted by Cindy Salerno on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:37pm.

I'm so sick of celebrities and their opinions on who we should vote for and why. Especially on awards shows...no one wants to hear your political rants. That being said I'm voting for McCain.

Submitted by justice on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:26pm.

Highly overrated female.

--thanks awfully--

Submitted by PoorBritney on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:09pm.

They could not have picked a better sad miserable person for the job. You'd think MizzyAlba would have refused to do this public ad because she knows EVERYBODY already thinks she looks like this.

She probably sleeps with this head gear on so she doesn't tear herself a new asshole.

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Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:08pm.

Mayjah improvement.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 11:55am.

No different than any random pic of her. She looks miserable all the time.

Submitted by SpunkyBrewster on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 11:32am.

Uhh...whats the point of the nails if they arent going through her lips?

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 11:16am.

This is exactly why I am not gonna vote. That, and all the candidates being douchebags.

"You Can Only Silence Yourself"? Uh.... not true. And even if it were, if you had decided to silence yourself, why would you be crying because you're wearing a Hannibal Lector mask? "Waaaahhh, it messed up my lip gloss!"

Submitted by m on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 11:16am.

Did she play football in high school? Because those shoulders...

Submitted by Corky on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 11:06am.

Thank God for adblock, because that pic annoys the hell out of me.

Submitted by Krawlie on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 10:59am.

These celebs are so annoying. You'd think they'd learn after no one listened to Diddy's Vote or Die campaign.

Go back to smiling and dancing on top of bar tables in Sin City.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 10:38am.

What sort of fuckery....tell me this is a joke.

I'm a joke. I just clicked the link and it said "site unavailable". Jokers.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 10:32am.

i'm so motivated to register to vote right now...*rolls eyes*
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 10:26am.

Alba is famous for her body- that is it.

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Submitted by Aamyko. on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 10:24am.

Was she ever really famous in the States?
She's a nobody here in England.

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Submitted by Suki on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 10:14am.

Submitted by The C word on October 2, 2008 - 10:33am.

WTH happened to her eyebrows?

They look like jazz hands.
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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 10:03am.

WTH happened to her eyebrows?

They look like jazz hands.

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Submitted by loaded on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 10:01am.

That girl is not only ugly but friggin irritating...i cant stand her or any movie she play in, i wont even watch it....

Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:54am.

What a dumb campaign. First, it's not true that "only you can silence yourself." The advertisers were just looking for a way to use "silence" with the picture of the muzzle. Second, I think it's been shown that youth voter drives have negligible effect on voting rates. Third, who takes advice on anything from Alba? Not even Cash listens to her.

Submitted by Captain Who-Who on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:52am.

PhotoShop award! She ain't even wearing that shit on her face. Her mouth looks like the butthole on the guy in yesterdays CAPTION THIS.

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Submitted by Aamyko. on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:41am.

This picture motivated me to hate her even more.

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Submitted by sonne on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:40am.

That picture motivated me to scratch my head and say "WTF?" ;)

It also motivated my scroll to go really, really fast!

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:33am.

ISMU.. no lie, Shouldn't she be like Screaming or something.. or Holding her legs wide open..Like Open up your opinions or whatever.. WTF.. Not close your mouth and we can hear your thoughts.. rarrrrr..

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Submitted by speakit on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:33am.

So the slogan is "Only You Can Silence Yourself"

I say that allll of the time.. shut the fuck up. Same thing.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:31am.

This miserable no talent hack has never looked better.

Submitted by Aamyko. on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:31am.

Who actually thinks she has some influence in the way people decide to do ANYTHING! This just doesn't make sense to me cos this bitch is not even political. Give me a fucking break...

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:31am.

She's an insult to sinister serial killers everywhere.
Why do they have to copy everything?
Has anyone seen the Direct TV ad with "Poltergeist" in it?
Gag me.

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Submitted by speakit on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:30am.

I wear that when I'm on a diet. Or when I want to look like a dumbass. It's 50/50.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:30am.

She should sport that all the time. Plus it will help her with not eating since she's so worried about the only thing that has made her famous.

She should own one in every color, a plaid one, a crystal encrusted one, a fuzzy one...

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:29am.

I don't get how this is supposed to inspire anybody to vote?

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:28am.

Visine = Tears..

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:27am.

what the fuck is that????
Can Hannibal lector eat her, and I mean not in the pleasant way..

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:26am.

Homegirl's looks are so ordianary... don't get her appeal. And what's up with those fake tears...don't look real at all.. carry on

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:26am.

if it was anyone but her I'd find it offensive
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Submitted by MJF on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:26am.

Speakit...nice avie!

OT...couldn't one just reach up and pull those nails out? I mean, it doesn't really look all that prohibitive. Even the fastening hardware is feeble. If someone REALLY wanted to keep Alba quiet, her entire head would have to be submerged in a bucket of wet cement...permanently.

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Submitted by Datura on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:25am.

Ugh. Are we voting for torture porn? I choose Saw.

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Submitted by sabrina on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:25am.

This.. is...strange.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:23am.

Is there any way she can permanently wear that?

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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:22am.

WTF is this shit? Nice fake tears, dumbass.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:21am.

i vote for her to.. uh.. stay home, and poo out more babies.. Woman!!-

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:20am.

Yes, that picture will do wonders for getting people to register. I know when a new restaurant opens, all they have to do is show a picture of a female crying with her mouth pinned and you have to beat the crowd off with a stick.

Submitted by speakit on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:20am.

What MJF said.. only I was wearing a tuxedo with my tophat.