Thursday, October 2nd 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Rupert the Tiny Muntjac Fawn - This tiny drop of adorableness is a little orphan! Rupert was born three weeks early at the Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in England after his mommy was hit by a car. The staff at the hospital had to perform an emergency c-section. His mommy died shortly after Rupert was born. Just like Bambi! Sort of.
Rupert is six inches tall and weighs around 500 grams. You can fit him in a little tea cup and then drink him up! I want one of these NOW! Well, until he gets older and starts kicking me with his long legs and eating my hair. I can give him back then. These pictures just made my black heart cry a million tears.
Source: Daily Mail
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AWWWW I WANT ONE SO BAD!!!!
Your face!
SNORGLE!
Favourite hot slut of the day ....EVER!
Exquisite Lucite Heel Fan from Scotland
Better keep him the fuck away from Sarah Palin.
AWWW I just wanna squeeze his widdle head!! Rupert for HSOTY !
SO FREAKIN' ADORABLE. More updates on this little fella as his story develops, please
Submitted by Miss Priss on October 2, 2008 - 8:49am.
OMG! I forgot about that. It actually happened before that movie came out and I went to see it with my daughters and told them it was like what happened to me. I honestly can't believe that the window didn't break. I would have had a bleeding deer on my lap.
I am an animal lover and called my friend, another animal lover, on my cell and begged her to go see if the deer was dead on the road. I was too afraid to look and drove to my original destination. Taco Bell. LOL!
She called me and told me she was driving up the road where it happened and saw something lying on the street and was all upset, thinking it was the deer's head because it was about that size. She then realized how silly that was, considering there was no deer body around and didn't think they were like chickens, who can run around without heads. It was actually my husbands driver side mirror, which I didn't even realize had been knocked off by the force of the deer. I went back to pick it up after I got the tacos. LOL!
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lol great story!
And to think that Sarah Palin would just see that bundle of adorable as lunch.
omg he is so cute I wanna eat him up. But first I wanna cuddle the hair off him.
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Looks JUST like my Minch.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
I hear Paris Hilton is trying to buy him..
Good luck, little Rupert- may the fates and caring hands be kind to you!
Submitted by angel_i on October 2, 2008 - 11:59am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 2, 2008 - 11:38am.
Submitted by dementa on October 2, 2008 - 11:35am.
AwwwwwsocuteIwannaeathimupwithaspoon!
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That guy would prolly make a nice meat pie:)
YOU ARE EVIL!!!! Poor little thing! :o(
Marinated Roast Venison
Yield: 1 servings
1 Haunch of venison
1 Bottle port wine
1 lg Jar crabapple jelly
coarse ground black pepper
salt; to taste
Hang venison for 6 to 7 days or refrigerate for 10 days. Cook as for rare roast beef. Season with salt and pepper. Baste while cooking with sauce made of wine and melted jelly. Serve with wine sauce over venison.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 2, 2008 - 11:38am.
Submitted by dementa on October 2, 2008 - 11:35am.
AwwwwwsocuteIwannaeathimupwithaspoon!
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That guy would prolly make a nice meat pie:)
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Yeah that little guy is pretty cute, but what is with the fungus fingernails of the beast holding him?
Meg this one is for you!
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Submitted by dementa on October 2, 2008 - 11:35am.
AwwwwwsocuteIwannaeathimupwithaspoon!
REALLY?
Try this!
Venison Casserole
Yield: 4 servings
1 lb Ground venison or beef
1 sm Onion
1 cn Cheddar cheese soup
1 cn Cream of celery soup
Frozen french fries
Pepper
1. Dice onion and mix with ground meat and pepper to taste.
2. Press into the bottom of a 9x9" pan.
3. Mix together the two cans of soup - do *not* dilute with water. Spread mixture over the meat.
4. Cover entire surface generously with frozen french fries.
5. Bake at 350 for 40 minutes or until done fries should be golden and crispy.
AwwwwwsocuteIwannaeathimupwithaspoon! I wanna feed him with a bottle. Lookit his teeny-weeny hooves and his little spindly legs and his huuuuuuuuge eyes.
Seriously, I can usually find mean things to say, including about the spawn of Clay Aiken. But that is just so adorable Hallmark has just bought the rights.
I bet the top of his head smell like candy. I just want to smooch his little face. Too damn cute for words.
Stop tap dancing down jackass alley...
sluttsville, get 'im back 'ere, got 'im a pressie!!!!!
Don's Venison Chili
Yield: 6 servings
4 lb Boneless, cubed venison
3 tb Bacon grease
2 Onions chopped
2 Jalapenos seeded & chopped
1/2 c Chopped green Bell pepper
1 1/2 Cans of beer [not Lite]
1 oz Jack Daniels whiskey
1/2 ts Cayenne pepper
3 tb Soy sauce
5 tb Fresh ground cumin
1/2 ts Salt
2 tb Masa harina (corn flour or corn meal)
8 oz Can tomato sauce
2 c Stewed tomatoes
6 Jalapenos fresh & whole (for Garnish)
Brown meat in bacon grease. Saute the onions, the chopped jalapenos, & the Bell peppers in the bacon grease until the onions start to become transparent. Meanwhile bring the beer & whiskey to a boil and add the meat, seasonings, & the onions/peppers to the pot. Allow to boil for 5-7 minutes.
Reduce the heat to medium then add the tomatoes & tomato sauce. Stir occasionally while continuing to cook for 30 minutes. Reduce heat to simmer and cook for 1 hour.
SOOOOOOO cute!
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I saw these pics last night and I started squealing. That is the sweetest thing I have ever seen. I even bookmarked it so I could look at little Rupert whenever I am down. I am such a loser.
Takes Rupert and hides from El Bastardo.
awww.how precious is rupert..i love the look on his face in the first thumbnail...
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looks like the start of a nice veal
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 2, 2008 - 8:51am.
You know, I bet this deer would come right up to you. Not like those asshole deer in New Jersey.
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Submitted by Chicaloca on October 2, 2008 - 8:56am.
The deer in New Jersey are gansters. Usually deer run when they see people, but not they deer in NJ. They kinda look at you with the " Do you have a problem with me" look. As if they wanna start a fight.
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Hahaaaahaha! those fukkin deer! they're killas!
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Venison Stew
Yield: 12 servings
2 lb Venison; cubed
1 c Onion; diced
12 Potatoes; diced
6 Carrots; diced
1 pk Mixed Veggies; frozen
1 c Celery; diced
1/4 c Barley
8 c Water
1 ts Seasoning salt
1 Garlic clove; minced
1 ts Salt
1/2 ts Pepper
2 tb Parsley, dry
1 tb Beef Soup Base
1 pk Gravy Mix
1 Bay leaf
Sear venison until brown on all sides. Add water. Add celery, carrots, potatoes, onions, and all other ingredients except frozen veggies. Cook on medium until vegetables are tender and meat is cooked through. Add frozen veggies and cook until hot. Remove bay leaf. Serve with hard rolls. May need to add additional broth.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 2, 2008 - 9:00am
LMAO at your avie and angel_i's.
On topic: I can't handle this level of cuteness!
Bitchy, negative attitude fading... must resist the blinding adorableness!
Nope. Can't do it. I have succumbed.
That is so sweet and adorable...I can't even begin to use the words "sweet" and "adorable"...they're not even adequate. Most adorable pictures ever.
WANT. NOW.
OMG that is way too cute for words!! aaawwwwww!!! :)
The one of him sleeping made me pout
Did his mom bark right before she froze and was run down? Deer are, of course, prolific, especially now that we've removed most of their predators. No idea why anyone would import this breed (or any breed) into England.
I could just drink his pee!
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ahh, what a sweet little baby!
That photo warmed my cold heart.
Just keep it away from Shotgun Palin.
ooooh, a wittle drop of adorableness is wight.
Such itty, bitty cuteness.
smoosh times.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
i wuv dis little dear
Submitted by Mopa on October 2, 2008 - 9:05am.
If you want to see something cute, visit here every once in awhile. This little bugger is a month old...
http://www.zooatlanta.org/animals_panda_cam.php4
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I want one.
I don't think those are a woman's hands. If you look at the arms they're way too hairy and big to be a woman's.
Wait nevermind she has boobs. Her arms just manly.
gonowgo.
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OMG Mopa!! Am i on Dlisted or Cute Overload??? OMG!!!
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
the fawn is sooo cute. that bitches nails are a diffrent story.
thats a pic of my girl.
I want him, a baby goat, christian the lion, and a panda
that is all.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 2, 2008 - 8:51am.
You know, I bet this deer would come right up to you. Not like those asshole deer in New Jersey.
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Submitted by Chicaloca on October 2, 2008 - 8:56am.
The deer in New Jersey are gansters. Usually deer run when they see people, but not they deer in NJ. They kinda look at you with the " Do you have a problem with me" look. As if they wanna start a fight.
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I met one of these thugs and almost got my ass handed back to me on a silver hubcap.
derr, i mean deer = 2
humans = 0
If I had this cute little deer, I would hold it, and pet it, and squeeze it tightly until it loved me back the same way that I love it.
Submitted by YesIownPanties on October 2, 2008 - 8:50am.
"Yeah, deer are all sorts of cute and majestic until they start eating all of your vegetables, running out in front of your car and spreading Goddamn Lyme Disease everywhere. They're just like any other scavenger rats, only they have longer legs."
umm. same could be said for people, except we start fucking up all of the natural resources, running out in front of your car, and spreading urban sprawl everywhere.
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deer = 1
humans = 0
Super cute.
I thought that was Nicole Richie
"Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital"?
Are you kidding me? That's the hawt shit. I bet all the magikal sprites and faeries are born there. Were I a cleb who just had a baby girl - I'd FORSURE name her 'Tiggywinkles Fawn'. YES, I'm talking to you, Jason Lee.
Beautiful little baby! And Jimmy Boca is right; humans spread WAAAAY more nasty shit than animals. Hell, Paris, Britney, and all the other skanks in Hollywood are responsible for most of the disease spreading in America.
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