Wednesday, October 1st 2008

Another Gayelle Wedding

The granola version of Ellen and Portia will get married in California sometime soon. Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels have been together for a long ass time and they have four kids together so it's time.

Melissa , 47, and Tammy, 33, got married in a ceremony in Malibu in 2003, but that shit isn't considered legal. Now that gay marriage is legal in California, they are ready to make it official. Melissa said, "We are so grateful for the blessings from our friends and family as we commence our vows, and begin the rest of our lives together."

She's not joking about the "rest of our lives" part. She should have said the "rest of our lives and even our after-lives." If there's an after-after-life, they will be together then too. Marriage is definitely for gayelles. The lesbian bitches I know have been with their pussy partners for like a zillion years or more. For some reason they never get stick of seeing the same snatch day in and day out! There must be some kind of chemical in strap-ons that makes you all monogamous forever and shit.

Tammy deserves massive amounts of happiness with whipped cream on top. She was in one of my favorite show of the late 90s "Popular" and anyone in that show has a million rays of sunshine on them at all times.

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Posted by: Michael K


Hekki's picture

Is it just me, or does Melissa's wife look like Kelly Taylor?

speakit's picture

@TITS

What's Shiraz?

more couples:

sex and food

sex and music

sex and the outdoors

sex and more sex

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 9:26pm.

two bite brownies and Shiraz.

red plaid flannel and dying embers.

water hoses and dogs.

pina coladas and dancing in the rain.
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penis and vagina

poo and toilet bowl

iced cappuccino and tummy

TITS's picture

Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 8:35pm.

They look right together. Don't see that too often.

good couples:

jack and coke

coffee and cigs

peanut butter and jelly

that's all I can think of.
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two bite brownies and Shiraz.

red plaid flannel and dying embers.

water hoses and dogs.

pina coladas and dancing in the rain.

~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Gayelles always look so much happier than straight women

LA's picture

No on Proposition 8!

dramaqueen365247's picture

SNOWY GIRL: You're my angel in shining armor, & I love you! I left you a MS.

On topic: Good for them. Love should be celebrated, not degraded.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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Fucking_Classy's picture

Deb,

Nice Nirvana reference.

And hey, not all gayelles are monogamous like that. Look at Jodie Foster, bitch cheated on her woman of 9238483274 years - with another commited gayelle, I hear.

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 8:35pm.

They look right together. Don't see that too often.

good couples:

jack and coke

coffee and cigs

peanut butter and jelly

that's all I can think of.
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chocolate and ... everything.

-- good night!

Pearl_Necklace's picture

A BILLION rays of sunshine on these babes! My sister and her partner have been together forever and a day, and yes, will be in their next lives. And if you're in CA, pleasepleaseplease VOTE NO ON 8!

Drive the wooden stake through the homophobic faux Xtian vampire at last!/end rant

F-U's picture

Sean Combs mother looks like a lopsided burnt biscuit.
Can't she get a make over, she looks like Wil I Am

Sean Combs father dies when he was two, come on everybody
awwwwww

Probably wanted to get away from your sting bean aSS

where's biggs money?

"Mr. Zoolu!. . "

oops wrong story, oh well fyi

Melissy11's picture

I loved Popular!! I was trying to think of the name of that show...thanks MK!

DR.FUNK's picture

Never thought about that...but it's true.Dykes 'aint much about straying.Shit...they make better Christians than the straights.Not likely to give each other the dingle berries either.

mike's picture

Reception at Crouton's!

omg......i remember that show and how she was such a stylish bitch..she brought pvc, ostrich feathers and leopard back in a skanky yet classical way....and what ever happened to Mary Cherry??????????????
that show needs to bring it's ass back in reruns on the cw or even DVD (is it???)

ShiningKnight's picture

Congrats to the couple! May life bring them every joy!

ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195

QueenCharisma's picture

Cool!!! I want to have a gayelle wedding except I'm not gayelle so that may not work out....

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

Madam Pince's picture

When E&P got married, I wondered if M&T would do it again with the legal blessing. Glad to hear they will.

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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."

speakit's picture

They look right together. Don't see that too often.

good couples:

jack and coke

coffee and cigs

peanut butter and jelly

that's all I can think of.

Deb's picture

"What else should I say?
Everyone is gay."

Love ya, Kurt.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

zomay's picture

NO on 8!

http://www.noonprop8.com/home

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