Which One Of You Was It?
I get so many requests to post more about Hugh Laurie. The dude from "House." Strange, but true. The panty pudding is a-flowin' for Hugh Laurie.
One whore e-mailed me once and wrote, "PLEASE POST ABOUT HUGH LAURIE." I wrote back and told the ho there wasn't any new pictures of him or anything. The crazy answered, "SO! POST OLD ONES!" There must be a support group this kind of obsession. And you thought my PP, Rojo and Shauna addiction was bad? Ok, it is, but that's beside the point!
Anyway, when I read that Hugh's house in Los Angeles was broken into, I immediately figured one of you crazy bitches had something to do with it! You see, Hugh said that while he was sleeping upstairs with his wife, some burglar type broke into his house and stole his laptop. That's all they took! Hugh said: “I came down this morning and said, 'Where's the laptop?' Then we realized."
The police think it's the work of a band of thieves. They have already struck the home of Faith Hill who lives in the same area.
Hugh moved to Los Angeles 4 years ago. His family recently joined him there from England. A friend of Hugh's told The Sun that he's kind of shaken up from the incident. The friend said: “Hugh keeps thinking about what would have happened if he had woken up to confront the burglars. There are some crazy people in Los Angeles who don't think twice about using violence. He was very lucky that he slept through it all.”
I just know one of you picked his lock, went upstairs to his bedroom and posed for pictures next to his sleeping body! While you were leaving his house, you noticed his laptop just lying there and you figured he probably had some dirty pictures on that shit! Wait until Hugh finds the "surprise" you left him in his panty drawer!
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I'm not a damsel....pooh!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 1, 2008 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Can you pay off my credit card?
~SK~
How i wish i could! Knights do not use money, we rely on our Masters (Lords, Dukes, etc..) and the kindness and good spirit of others.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
"Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?"
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 7:23pm
Oh Kylie Shmilie, he's a HWAT piece.
I don't see no ring on his finger.
mmm hmm.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 1, 2008 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Can you pay off my credit card?
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And, our student loans?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by zomay on October 1, 2008 - 7:20pm.
ShiningKnight are you single and looking, or taken and sneakin?
~SK~
Dear lady, if i was be courting or wed i would not cheat. To cheat would be breaking the Code of Knights.
I am single and if the right lady comes I would be willing to court her.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 7:22pm
MK posts enough about mah boo, it seems we share an affection for The Super Duper Cooper.
I can't complain.
Olivier Martinez or Josh Duhamel, I'd be happy.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Can you pay off my credit card?
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by islandgirl on October 1, 2008 - 7:13pm.
I think Paul McCartney is Angela Landsbury.
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So does Craig Ferguson!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by Momus
I believe that JamesHaven is Michael K.
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hehehe - It's fun wonderin' ain't it??
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Absolutely.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I think Hugh Jackman is Clint Eastwood.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 7:12pm.
How do you determine that a person is (1) a damsel and (2) is in distress?
Hell's bells. I can't even achieve being a lady on most days ... damselhood is beyond my skills.
~SK~
Why, sweet lady it is easy!
A damsel is :-
(1) a young woman or girl; a maiden, originally one of gentle or noble birth.
(2) A young woman or girl; a maiden.
(3) a young unmarried woman
In my experince if a damsel is in distress, there art normally screaming for help, crying, or the like why - if a woman was crying in the street, she would be a damsel in distress and I shall help her!
Nay! being a lady or damsel is not something you "achieve" you simply are. In my experanice wheter she knows it or not every woman is a lady, they simplet not have been told enough that they are.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
I believe that Michael K is...
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wait for it!
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TA-DA!!!!
Michael K
(Bowing and curtsying to all)
round of golf claps???
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 1, 2008 - 7:21pm.
That's it, I am power sending MK a zillion emails for an Olivier Martinez post.
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Olivier belongs to mah girl KYLIE MINOGUE!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 1, 2008 - 7:21pm.
That's it, I am power sending MK a zillion emails for an Olivier Martinez post.
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What about The Silver Fox?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 -
Holy expensive foreskin
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is there any other kind?
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
That's it, I am power sending MK a zillion emails for an Olivier Martinez post.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by minnow on October 1, 2008 - 7:19pm.
No one should judge a person by the foiled windows.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Me! It was me! I took the laptop and yes, I posed next to Hugh (and Jo) asleep.
If Hugh Laurie's Bitch tells you she did it, she's lying. It was ME.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
Submitted by zomay on October 1, 2008 - 7:16pm.
Okay ladies, time to pick out your Christmas/Hanukkah gifts.
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Holy expensive forekin! I'll take two jelly spoons, thank you.
ShiningKnight are you single and looking, or taken and sneakin?
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he was so hot in blackadder, best tv series ever.
Submitted by zomay on October 1, 2008 - 7:16pm.
The pumpkin butter is to die for. I order jars of it frequently.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Crooks in my hood knock first. One morning I got up because someone was banging on the window and I peep out my tin-foil covered window (don't judge) and I see a man trying to look inside. On the outside you wouldn't know it's covered in tin foil because its blacked out with window tint. Anyredneck, I figured it was my husband had forgot his keys or something so I go open the back door and yell, "The door's open, stupid!" Then I figured he had gone to the front, so I open the front door and shouted, "Quit playing and come in." That's when I realized it wasn't my husband, it was just some crazy looking guy. I guess I scared him off because all I saw was a blur of a man running away down the road.
Zomay, I ♥ The Vermont Country Store...especially the underwear section.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
I hope speakit isn't wandering the steets with her kiddies clinging to her skirt.
When she said she "left" that usually indicates the arsehole wouldn't leave the house.
Grrrrrrrahhh
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Well, since you're a newbie...and coz we're nice here and like to educate:
Spelt?
Spelled.
Unless, of course, you wish to split a piece of wood. For all intensive purposes.
~SK~
Such charming ladies!
Thank you my dear! I shall not forget such kindness!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Okay ladies, time to pick out your Christmas/Hanukkah gifts.
http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/browse/Home/Food-Candy/Food/Jams-Cond...
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 1, 2008 - 7:13pm.
I think Paul McCartney is Angela Landsbury.
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LOL!!!!
outright prolonged laughter
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
I think Paul McCartney is Angela Landsbury.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by Momus
I believe that JamesHaven is Michael K.
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hehehe - It's fun wonderin' ain't it??
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 7:09pm.
Dear lady, I would never ask such a thing! Kumbaya would never be sung again if i could make it so!
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How do you determine that a person is (1) a damsel and (2) is in distress?
Hell's bells. I can't even achieve being a lady on most days ... damselhood is beyond my skills.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I think Alan Cumming is Paul Reubens.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by zomay on October 1, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 6:58pm.
I know you don't talk to me Zome, but I think Shining Knight is speakit. Personally.
But then, I think that Speakit is Michael K.
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I believe that JamesHaven is Michael K.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by M.E. on October 1, 2008 - 7:05pm.
his asshole-ness is attractive. he seemed more attractive when they didn't dilute his sexual tension into the quasi-gay subplot. it is interesting though that he was so attracted to his oncology doc friend, can't think of his name
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 7:05pm.
So long as the song is not Kumbaya, I'm OK with your mission. Otherwise, it won't happen because I, for one, despise Kumbaya.
BTW: nice avie.
~SK~
Dear lady, I would never ask such a thing! Kumbaya would never be sung again if i could make it so!
The song once song once - when Adam and Eve where in Paradise, the song has not been sung since, it lays in slumber awaiting the day when peace rules the land then it shall be sung once more.
Thank you, dear lady!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
"I am enternal and shall continue to the world joins together and sings of joy and peace!"
People all over the world (everybody)
Join hands (join)
Start a love train, love train
People all over the world (all the world, now)
Join hands (love ride)
Start a love train (love ride), love train
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 1, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Where is Speakit anyhoo?
I need to tell her how happy I am that she left that son of a bitch husband of hers.
And tonight I will toast to Speakit and her bright and shining future
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Yeah! We want celebrations with speakit!
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 6:58pm.
I know you don't talk to me Zome, but I think Shining Knight is speakit. Personally.
~SK~
Alas! Sweet lady thee is wrong!
I am not a regular.
I am ShiningKnight!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
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Well, since you're a newbie...and coz we're nice here and like to educate:
Spelt?
Spelled.
Unless, of course, you wish to split a piece of wood. For all intensive purposes.
Where is Speakit anyhoo?
I need to tell her how happy I am that she left that son of a bitch husband of hers.
And tonight I will toast to Speakit and her bright and shining future
Oy, now I am farklempt.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 6:58pm.
I know you don't talk to me Zome, but I think Shining Knight is speakit. Personally.
But then, I think that Speakit is Michael K.
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What?? We talk don't we? Well sorry for not talking to you. I try to talk to everyone. But I also try to be as incognito as possible. But sorry for that.
Anyways one time I was talking to someone in here and I thought it could of been Michael K. OR maybe it was my imagination.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 7:02pm.
so you're irregular then. stool softeners are good for that
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 7:00pm.
I am enternal [sic] and shall continue to [sic] the world joins together and sings of joy and peace!
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So long as the song is not Kumbaya, I'm OK with your mission. Otherwise, it won't happen because I, for one, despise Kumbaya.
BTW: nice avie.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I like the fact that Huge's character on House is a complete egotistical asshole.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 6:58pm.
that's what i was thinkin'. but i try not to analyze too much. it hurts my brain.
Momus:
I also added "A Bit of Fry and Laurie" to my queue.
I am so excited--I need to change my Depends!!!!!
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 6:58pm.
I know you don't talk to me Zome, but I think Shining Knight is speakit. Personally.
~SK~
Alas! Sweet lady thee is wrong!
I am not a regular.
I am ShiningKnight!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 6:07pm.
MK takes requests?
MORE EDDIE IZZARD.
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DITTO on that MK!!!
MORE EDDIE IZZARD!!!!!!!
*swoons*
Who's this Hugh Laurie dude anyway?? Does he like to wear women's clothing??
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 1, 2008 - 6:54pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 6:52pm.
how long do you plan to keep this schtick up? 813 years is a looooooooooong time.
~SK~
Until the world is free from danger, evil, war
Until ladies no longer need shining knights!
I am enternal and shall continue to the world joins together and sings of joy and peace!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 1, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 6:44pm.
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FFS, you read me like a book!
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A very naughty but humorous book.
BTW: Since the studios are making movies from TV shows, they should consider a Wooster and Jeeves movie with Laurie and Fry! I'd pay full-price to see that.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I know you don't talk to me Zome, but I think Shining Knight is speakit. Personally.
But then, I think that Speakit is Michael K.