Which One Of You Was It?
I get so many requests to post more about Hugh Laurie. The dude from "House." Strange, but true. The panty pudding is a-flowin' for Hugh Laurie.
One whore e-mailed me once and wrote, "PLEASE POST ABOUT HUGH LAURIE." I wrote back and told the ho there wasn't any new pictures of him or anything. The crazy answered, "SO! POST OLD ONES!" There must be a support group this kind of obsession. And you thought my PP, Rojo and Shauna addiction was bad? Ok, it is, but that's beside the point!
Anyway, when I read that Hugh's house in Los Angeles was broken into, I immediately figured one of you crazy bitches had something to do with it! You see, Hugh said that while he was sleeping upstairs with his wife, some burglar type broke into his house and stole his laptop. That's all they took! Hugh said: “I came down this morning and said, 'Where's the laptop?' Then we realized."
The police think it's the work of a band of thieves. They have already struck the home of Faith Hill who lives in the same area.
Hugh moved to Los Angeles 4 years ago. His family recently joined him there from England. A friend of Hugh's told The Sun that he's kind of shaken up from the incident. The friend said: “Hugh keeps thinking about what would have happened if he had woken up to confront the burglars. There are some crazy people in Los Angeles who don't think twice about using violence. He was very lucky that he slept through it all.”
I just know one of you picked his lock, went upstairs to his bedroom and posed for pictures next to his sleeping body! While you were leaving his house, you noticed his laptop just lying there and you figured he probably had some dirty pictures on that shit! Wait until Hugh finds the "surprise" you left him in his panty drawer!
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Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 9:13pm.
*elbows TITS* I thinks he's hot. Will he talk of the beast with two backs?
EDIT: PS> love the redback
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I SELL PURRRFUME
I miss Sheeps. *sob*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 1, 2008 - 9:14pm.
*giggles* *blushes* *lifts skirt over ears*
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Dear lady, I am but a Knight, there really is no need for blushing, giggling or...lifting skirts over ears.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 9:11pm.
*giggles* *blushes* *lifts skirt over ears*
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I SELL PURRRFUME
Submitted by zomay on October 1, 2008 - 9:07pm.
MyTwoCents on October 1, 2008 - 9:03pm.
*newly declared damsel enters the room*
Hey all, who's this hot knighty dude?
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Ha! Have fun with him. But be gentle, He might be a little innocent to the modern ways of life.
See you all later I have my own kingdom to take care of.
~SK~
Fair thee well and stay safe dear lady!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 1, 2008 - 9:03pm.
*newly declared damsel enters the room*
Hey all, who's this hot knighty dude?
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pass. he can't place an apostrophe, and won't discuss his johnson.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Kravitz - nice bra - does it match your girdle?
WTF - I agree re shin kn/james hasbeen
Zoomay - http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/browse/Home/For-The-Home/Home-Furnish...
All you pissypants - the spider stays.
speakit - are you selling those gift certifcates? :)
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 1, 2008 - 9:03pm.
*newly declared damsel enters the room*
Hey all, who's this hot knighty dude?
~SK~
I am ShiningKnight here to save and protect all the ladies of Dlisted.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by zomay on October 1, 2008 - 9:01pm.
"I have been perfecting the wine, since i was twenty summers."
I don't know why but you crack me up.
~SK~
Well, they do say laughter is good for the soul.
When I was young, we didn't says "years" when it came to age. We said the name of the season you were born in. I keep forgeting that is not the way any more. Forgive me dear lady.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
MyTwoCents on October 1, 2008 - 9:03pm.
*newly declared damsel enters the room*
Hey all, who's this hot knighty dude?
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Ha! Have fun with him. But be gentle, He might be a little innocent to the modern ways of life.
See you all later I have my own kingdom to take care of.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 8:47pm.
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Nope. I wasn't even thinking about him to think of being vengeful. :P
*newly declared damsel enters the room*
Hey all, who's this hot knighty dude?
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I SELL PURRRFUME
"I have been perfecting the wine, since i was twenty summers."
I don't know why but you crack me up.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 8:53pm.
I should worn thee....FLMTO
Upon years.
~SK~
Forgive dear lady, the curse of the spelling errors seems to upon me tonight.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by zomay on October 1, 2008 - 8:51pm.
He is a KNIGHT. How bad could it be. (Famous last words). :D
~SK~
I have been perfecting the wine, since i was twenty summers.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 8:42pm.
Would you like to me mine, huh, wouldya?
~SK~
I should worn thee that the courting process can take years.
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I should worn thee....FLMTO
Upon years.
Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Watch out Zomay, it's prolly spiked wine!
You'll wake up with a sore bottom.
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He is a KNIGHT. How bad could it be. (Famous last words). :D
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 8:42pm.
Would you like to me mine, huh, wouldya?
~SK~
I should worn thee that the courting process can take years.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Watch out Zomay, it's prolly spiked wine!
You'll wake up with a sore bottom.
Thanks!
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1.
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 8:44pm.
LMAO@Sandbitch
He's prolly watching porn.
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Prolly is. Dirty cunt. Did you pepper sauce his undies before you left?
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps gettin' better
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 8:38pm.
@ShiningKnight
No, just your comments "wouldn't be the first time" and "long story" made me think you might, that's all.
~SK~
I fear we may have misunderstood each other. I was speaking of something which had happened, many, many years ago.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
I looooove Hugh Laurie!! I don't think he's hot, though.
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 8:38pm.
You smell like Gain! Did you take a bath?
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Yeah...*blushing*..and I dabbed a little Gain Island Fresh Scent liquid softener behind each little sock monkey ear! *giggle*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
LMAO@Sandbitch
He's prolly watching porn.
Submitted by zomay on October 1, 2008 - 8:37pm.
ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
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HAHAHAAAAAAAAhaaaaaaaaaa
Can I use this as my signature? Please can I?
~SK~
If it pleases you, you may.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Would you like to me mine, huh, wouldya?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 8:37pm.
Speakit...
I was just mopping my kitchen floor, and I had a sobering thought.
Shining Knight isn't your fucking EX is it??
Was he shit at spelling?
~SK~
Dear Lady! Heavens above! On the word of the King - I am not the ladies ex.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 8:37pm.
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OMG NOOOO. He's completely computer illiterate. He doesn't even have an email address.
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And his girlfriend?
LOL
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 8:37pm.
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OMG NOOOO. He's completely computer illiterate. He doesn't even have an email address.
Speakit...
I was just mopping my kitchen floor, and I had a sobering thought.
Shining Knight isn't your fucking EX is it??
Was he shit at spelling?
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps gettin' better
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on October 1, 2008 - 8:32pm.
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You smell like Gain! Did you take a bath?
@ShiningKnight
No, just your comments "wouldn't be the first time" and "long story" made me think you might, that's all.
ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
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HAHAHAAAAAAAAhaaaaaaaaaa
Can I use this as my signature? Please can I?
Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 8:21pm.
ShiningKnight: Do I know you?
~SK~
I don not believe so.
Do i remind you of someone?
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Please forgive me. I should have realized that a Shining Knight would be to busy rescuing, tilting, and slaying to have to read Shakespeare.
Dick the Butcher: First, kill all the lawyers.
~SK~
I am sad to say that I've tried to read Shakespeare, but have failed. I even saw one of his first shows in Stoke. However I fell asleep during act 1.
You are of course forgiven, dear lady.
Well, yes. Me and my fellow Knights hoild that sentiment very dear!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGrQMD6Uqc
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 8:22pm.
OMG that's too cute! LOL
Get out of the hamper! I'll cuddle with you. *puts roses in water* :)
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*jumping off top of hamper*
Okay! Catch me! LOL
*snuggle, snuggle*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
@luckycharms, lol. thank god dlisted does not have smell-o-vision, that's quite a picture you present.
MK, I need more Ed Westwick posts STAT!!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
This guy is hot. Almost as hot as my dry heaves and sweats after a 7 day major vodka binge.
Hugh Laurie??
Well, I'd take him over Bill O'Reilly, I mean at least the guy is thin and funny.
My current crush is Aussie actor Simon Baker, who has a new series, the Mentalist. Used to love him in the Guardian.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on October 1, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 7:54pm.
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OMG that's too cute! LOL
Get out of the hamper! I'll cuddle with you. *puts roses in water* :)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 1, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Dick the Butcher: First, kill all the lawyers.
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I hear you can buy T-shirts with that on it at the ABA conferences.
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And, T-shirts that read "I'm no lady, I'm a Lawyer".
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Thank you very much @ Momus and Queen Charisma.
Mrs. K, I appreciate your supportive words but I didn't do anything special. Women do it every day.
Did you REALLY almost die? :(
Debfrmhell: OMG! LOL.. I'd like to see his ass get run over by a Greyhound.. kidding! I think.
Thanks. :)
You all are so sweet. xoxox
ShiningKnight: Do I know you?
Sandbitch: You're absolutely right. :)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Dick the Butcher: First, kill all the lawyers.
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I hear you can buy T-shirts with that on it at the ABA conferences.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
@Momus,
Excluding Vany of course...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Please forgive me. I should have realized that a Shining Knight would be to busy rescuing, tilting, and slaying to have to read Shakespeare.
Dick the Butcher: First, kill all the lawyers.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 1, 2008 - 8:10pm.
I love Uncle Pen!
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 7:54pm.
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*handing you a small bouquet of little pink roses* *putting little sock monkey arms around you* *soft smooch on cheek*
We lurves you, speakit.
*jumping back in hamper*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
(ahem) to each HER own, in this case, as it seems not many 'mos are into this guy, my apologies to the 'mos who are ;)