Brit Brit Goes Back To School
First of all, Brit Brit totally busted a fart in the picture above. Fortunately for everyone around, her farts smell like Frapps.
Brit Brit continued her "I'm Fine, I Swear" tour by visiting P.S. 142 in the Bronx, NY this morning. Brit signed autographed for the children and posed for pictures with them. Yes, I said "children." Don't worry, I'm sure there was a lot of security around. I'm sure the kiddies were happy to see her ass, but they were probably disappointed when they found out she didn't come bearing Cheetos.
This is one of the first times I find myself not being able to find one thing wrong with the way she looks. Wait. I lied. Her bags look like they could store a couple of Cheeto factories, but other than that, she looks surprisingly good. Gulp. That's no fucking fun. Moving on....
In other Cheetos news, Adnan Ghalib tells Star Magazine that there is no sex tape. He also said that Heat Magazine made up the quotes and that he never filmed himself doing gross things with Our Lady of Cheetos. He said: "I don't know where these quotes I'm supposed to have said have come from. What I do know is they certainly didn't come from me and they are completely false. I'm extremely upset and distressed and I'm taking legal action... This story has caused a lot of hurt to my family and people close to me."
Translation: Daddy Spears cut him a check.
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Submitted by tangerine on October 2, 2008 - 8:37pm.
Did someone photoshop Shit's hand into that girl's pocket or am I just trippin'?
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LOL! That question is making me laugh.
Her hand is curled up. It's an optical illusion.
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she is giving out old, sleezy pics of herself to kids. Real good, Brit. Those shoes are really cute, but those legs are huge!!!! LOL
Did someone photoshop Shit's hand into that girl's pocket or am I just trippin'?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 6:04pm.
LOL @ skittles.
It's a rainbow! Actually, it's the rainbow from "mytwocents" I poop rainbows, rainbow.
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Oohh. I see. I saw "mytwocents"'s avvie - very cool.
"I poop rainbows" lmao
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LOL @ skittles.
It's a rainbow! Actually, it's the rainbow from "mytwocents" I poop rainbows, rainbow.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 5:57pm.
DAE! Have you seen my new Xtina avie??
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Yep, saw it last night in fact - wanted to ask - wth is coming out of her mouth?? skittles?
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DAE! Have you seen my new Xtina avie??
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 5:51pm.
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Where are you DAE?
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Yes isn't it wonderful. Another batch of kids that are going to need hours of psycho-therapy. Brit's doing her part to keep Psychoanalysts gamely employed.
I love how the kids look like they couldn't give two shits to be seen with her.
Looks like I was wrong, Unfitney may indeed make in back in time for her Friday Visitation...
Exclusive: Britney Flying Home Today
An insider reveals exclusively to BreatheHeavy.com that Britney, as of right now, is scheduled to fly back home to L.A. this afternoon!
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http://www.breatheheavy.com/
Not sure if this is true, but BH is noramlly correct with this kind of info.
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Those two first pictures are bizarre. Anyway, Britney Spears spends her life spouting out garbage to the masses and when you make your bed you have to lie.
she looks just like jamie lynn in this pic
thats a pic of my girl.
Jeebus HoustonGirl, if our comments bother you THAT much, just leave sweetie. We can come here and say the same shit day after day if we want to. It seems you're the one with the problems and issues. Take your meds and calm down girl.
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Britney and The Bronx just sound so mismatched to me. LOL
And what 'family' are these rumors hurting? Your protective custody family, Adnan?
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O man. You can just tell those Mommies in the thumbs grew up Britneylovers. How can they look so thrilled? *eyeroll* Shouldn't they look worried? Or sad cuz she couldn't bring her own kids with her on this trip?
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I love the shoes, I dont like the dress, and I dont like selfish people that give up their kids to party with no panties when they have endless financial resources and could have done much better if they gave an eff,and now we are all supposed to nodd our heads and give her a big "thumbs up".
That's all. Carry on.
Submitted by thehoustongirl on October 2, 2008 - 4:25am.
naw not you angel_i lol you good!!
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Whew! I have to admit - it made me kinda sad! Thanks, sweet:)
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Me too. But I think someone offered.
Morning:)
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Here are 2 things I never thought I'd post re. Brit Brit:
1) She looks good. Methinks somebody hired a stylist.
2) I want that dress and those shoes.
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I know this is off topic but the earth shattering news that the Mangie Bunch are back in the US has not affected this site yet and I must just post this from the dreaded JJ.
Oh yeah @ 10/02/2008 at 7:12 am Supernanny @ 10/02/2008 at 6:57 am
Lizzie @ 10/02/2008 at 6:54 am
Oh UGLY HAGS i know it hurt to look at the pics of this gorgeous family so just grind and enjoy it ok . or better yet go back to Fugly Females and Downsyndrome-listed you’re post are more apt with those sites.
Nice new name for this site I thought.
Back on topic- still bored with her.
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We gladly feast on those that would subdue us.
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Kids are kids, I would love to be there to hear one say something like "When you gonna shave your head again?"
You know its going to happen.
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I have two things:
1) Why is her hand in that girls pocket?! WTF This girl can't balance to walk unless she is hanging onto something?
2) TheBreakdown - its always nice to see you posting!
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Holy shit! Those bags!! Rough night! Other than that she looks about as fresh as she's gonna look.
Why is she hanging out with the kids now? Talk about image overhaul.
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Brit looks great.
Congrats.
Now, go back to the swamp, like NOW!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I am bored with her and only have 2 things to say.She's cheered up no end since she got shot of her kids and I like that dress.
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We gladly feast on those that would subdue us.
She looks *a lot* like Jamie Lyn in these pics.
That's all. Carry on.
naw not you angel_i lol you good!!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Thief!
Britney only farted to avert attention. LOOK! The bitch is trying to take that cute boy's Coke, and she has her hands in that teenaged girl's pocket!
We thought she was doing so well...now she is relying on passing gas just to get by =(
Seriously though, this is not her fan base anymore. And why is she dressed like she's running for class president or something? pfft.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Weird main pic - it looks like she's trying to grab the kids drink with one hand and has the other in the girls pocket.
Other than that she looks great - but it's all surface. She's probably still a bit of a mentalist underneath.
I AIN'T GOTTA TALK TO YOU!!! GET THA FUCK OUT!
Submitted by thehoustongirl on October 2, 2008 - 12:30am.
I am NOT a Britaloonie, but beating a stick onto a dead horse people! It was entertaining back in 2007, but you people are a broken record! SHIT!
I mean the COMMENTS, ya know, so written out in detail, so ANGRY over someone you probably will never meet. I LOVE dlisted and love to snark, but COME ON! you can tell who doesn't have a actual LIFE because I know I'm too busy worrying about REAL SHIT IN THE REAL WORLD (like the economy, ect...and them same hens will bring in the political shit into a thread that has NOTHING to do with it)
So, call me hater, I don't give a fuck, but use that energy breaking your keyboard repeating the same old ass insults about Shitters onto something more constructive.
PS: I know how the media is bullshit, and I know her "comeback" will be bullshit too, but who are you trying to REALLY convince?
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Wow. Are you talking to me? I'm just ranting and raving. It helps me to be clear about my values. That's important to me right now. Why Britney? Because, whether I like it or not, she sets a standard. That's a big deal.
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Ever since she ditched the kids she's been looking and functioning much better. The arrangement between her and K-fed regarding the childrens welfare seems to be working and everyone appears to be happy. Some people shouldn't be parents.
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Brit should come visit us in our neck of the woods.
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Wednesday, October 01, 2008
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I am NOT a Britaloonie, but beating a stick onto a dead horse people! It was entertaining back in 2007, but you people are a broken record! SHIT!
I mean the COMMENTS, ya know, so written out in detail, so ANGRY over someone you probably will never meet. I LOVE dlisted and love to snark, but COME ON! you can tell who doesn't have a actual LIFE because I know I'm too busy worrying about REAL SHIT IN THE REAL WORLD (like the economy, ect...and them same hens will bring in the political shit into a thread that has NOTHING to do with it)
So, call me hater, I don't give a fuck, but use that energy breaking your keyboard repeating the same old ass insults about Shitters onto something more constructive.
PS: I know how the media is bullshit, and I know her "comeback" will be bullshit too, but who are you trying to REALLY convince? *hits forehead* if you fucking hate her so much, then why the repeated comments in a thread you came into FREELY. How the fuck can you talk down on people who want to wish her well? (last time I checked...it IS a Britney Spears thread?! I didn't know dlisted was just known for negative ass comments (diff. between being hateful and snarking) It's NON CELEBRITIES who do prob even more fucked up shit, but not on camera 24/7. What the fuck ever... I guess some on dlisted are angels and decide who should get sympanthy and who doesn't?! At least her handlers are cleaning up the mess (for now) fuck, lets just LEAVE it at that until she does something fucked up....THEN comment on that.
If Shitney won the Nobel Peace Prize....someone will ALWAYS have a reason to say why they "hate" her, yet she is NOT even ruining anything in your immediate lives. WTF EVER.
I wonder about some of you...fucking loonier than Love Angelina SHIT!
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Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 11:21pm.
@TITS:
Cranky much? ;p
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Cranky much? ;p
Actually I realized that right after I posted but I had to go off and was GOING to come back and correct myself.
SoR-RaY!
Yours was funnier, that's true:)
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Submitted by Chris A on October 1, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 9:33pm.
I think the only thing people have a right to comment on is her career.. you don't know anything about Britney Spears being a mother other then what the tabloids love to exploit which I'm sure by now you are aware how over exagerated that can be.
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Altho I look at the tabloids, I don't use them as my only source of information when forming opinions. My issue is with the WAY she is pulling herself together. It's a sham. A false front. And it won't last. Which means her kids are going to have to wait even longer before they get their Mommy back. And regardless of what we think of her, her children will really be wanting her back.
And I don't only blame her. I only get so angry because it's like it's the whole fucking world, sometimes. She has to work because she's got to pay off her debts and fulfill her contracts. So many of the people she's involved with don't give two fucks about her welfare or the welfare of her children or OUR children - getting this cracked out mother-of-two lead a "girl anthem". Bitch please.
I get angry because someone SHOULD be pulling her out of that mess and taking her somewhere she can get her head clear. You can NOT get your head clear while promoting and album and preparing for a tour. It's just a disaster waiting to happen.
And that's just the beginning of the rant in my head...
I feel I have the right to comment on it because it's an in-your-face example of how our society operates as a whole. And it's so pathetic, I can't even believe it. We are capable of so much more than that. Really.
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She looks almost normal here. The electroshock therapy must have worked.
I like how the expression on the kids' faces says "what the hell is this has been doing here?"
They're probably waiting for someone talented and relevant, like Hannah Montana or Carmen Sandiego.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
She goes to school and now she's "Brit Brit?" What happened to "Cheetozilla?" I liked the ladder.
LoveBunny -
your avie is the cutest bunny I've ever seen.
OnTopic: I love the dress she's wearing and it pains me to say it, but she looks really cute.
HAHAHA in the big article picture is looks like her hand is in that chicks jeans pocket! that would explain their faces.... omg!!
/sorry if someone pointed that out already..im too lazy to read the whole thread.
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Submitted by M.E. on October 1, 2008 - 6:46pm.
Salem - yes all the loons are stuck on stupid.
EXACTLY. Stuck on stupid. HOw the hell could someone who is LEGIMATELY mentally ill be talking in an interview how she's been working on her album for 6 months and be doing all the traveling and other extranious crap she does BUT SHE CAN'T BE A MOM *OR* A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.
BUT SHE ~CAN~ WORK A *COMEBACK*?????????
She just says "FUCK NO!!!" to responsibility and obligations. That crap is for losers. You know, being a PARENT, taking care of YOUR OWN BUSINESS, instead of being baby-sat. Only dumb and brokeass losers do that shit. Not "Queen B"
Those little bitches in back of Brit would probably cum if they saw the stupid Jonas Brothers or even Miley Cyrus there or whatever. They DO look so OVER her too! Britney is so last year during her breakdown. That was like the funnest time ever, wasn't it, MK? Ah, memories...like the corner of my mind...sorry...I hate that song so much! I just don't know what came over me! GAH! Britney may look better but she makes me sing that stupid ass song...maybe I should listen to her new shit song to replace that shitty ass song too!
Your face!
by Chris A on October 1, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 9:33pm.
I think the only thing people have a right to comment on is her career.. you don't know anything about Britney Spears being a mother other then what the tabloids love to exploit which I'm sure by now you are aware how over exagerated that can be.
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When this crackhead ho decided to live her life like a one woman circus, instead of staying home and taking care of her kids, she gave us the right to voice our opinions.
I give her NO credit. She was forced into her recovery when her daddy was put in charge. The media while mostly biased, shady and obnoxious, couldn't have made up what we saw through video.
The entire Spears family is nothing but bunch of ignorant, uneducated, barnacles. IMO
Hah... those kids in the main pic are so over it.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
I've never been a fan of this girl or her music, and Heaven knows she's made alot of dubious choices. However, as one vulnerable human being to another, I give her credit for trying to move forward and recover from whatever her demons may have been. For the sake of her kids, I hope she is on the road to better mental health.
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Submitted by Chris A on October 1, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 9:33pm.
I think the only thing people have a right to comment on is her career.. you don't know anything about Britney Spears being a mother other then what the tabloids love to exploit which I'm sure by now you are aware how over exagerated that can be.
Give her a break is all, she's finally on the road to recovery.
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Okay, but the halo in your icon is a bit much don't you think?
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