Hasselbeck VS. Walters
On "The View" this morning Elisabeth Hasselbeck finally got her chance to tell the country why she thinks Sarah Palin would make a good president and she totally fucked up!
It all started when the hens in the coop started arguing about Palin and Obama's experience and other shit like that. Joy and Elisabeth started going at it and finally Barbara Walters interrupted them and said, "Every single day you never ever say, maybe there's another point, so this is your chance. Tell us now why you think that Sarah Palin would make a very good President."
Elisabeth's white cotton panties must have gotten twisted because she got all bitchy with Babs and said,"Well, since I've been studying for this pop quick forever! I....tell me why Barack Obama is qualified. Give me three tangible things he has done." Answering a question with a question. Get 'em Hasselbeck!
Elisabeth should have just called Meredith and asked to use one of her life lines. (Thanks, Tina Fey!)
Right after Elisabeth's response, Joy asked to go to a commercial! Ha. A few seconds later Elisabeth gave all her reasons and then they went right to commercial. UGH! Why do they do that shit? The only reason I watch these crows is to see them fight and then they ruin it by cutting them off. REFUND!
his shit was also entertaining because Barbara was dressed like a little old harlequin doll. She should pose for the Naked Clowns Calendar!
Clip below:
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I love whoopie. She is the only sane woman on that panel. Ass-el-crack needs to keep studying for that pop quiz. how ignorant to back a party and not know SHIT about it.
Yes, I'm sorry to have to be the one to let the Amurican public know this is all a fraud. I'm writing in Jenna Bush on the ticket. Keep the fucked up tradition going. At least there will be booze and parties with that one!
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Oh crap...i refuse to watch it. I hate those bitches. ALL OF THEM! I dont give a flying flip in hell what the four of them think about ANYTHING.
I'm with Jim on this one. His rants always hit the nail on the head!! ;P
As for political shit...i refuse to get into that too.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
thanks zomay!
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
In that picture on top, Elisabitch looks like she is saying "Oh no you di'int" and calling Bawbwa a whore. LMAO
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@Mel-Tang, you mean to tell that Obama/McCain can't possible bring change to the cuntry? How dare they lie to me! Especially during such an important election.
Fuck it, I'm doing a write in vote for Bill Clinton. I want it to be 1992 all over again.
Submitted by jim on October 1, 2008 - 4:33pm.
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I demand more JIM
Submitted by jim on October 1, 2008 - 4:33pm.
"OK I COULD ONLY GET THROUGH A MINUTE OF THOSE FUCKING CUNTS..FIRST OFF DOES ANY PERSON IN THIS WHOLE WORLD THINK JOY WHOEVER IS FUCKING FUNNY?? WHOOPI IS FUCKING ANNOYING AND THE OTHER BLACK GIRL IS A FUCKING RETARD AND ARE BOTH GOING TO VOTE FOR OBAMA BECAUSE THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN."
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1. It's always a good idea to watch the whole clip before you decide to post your opinion of things.
2. If you had bothered to watch it, Whoopi stated that no one running is qualified.
3. But I suppose it doesn't matter because either way you're going to sound like a bigoted boob.
4. The caps lock key is on the left side of your keyboard handily right next to the "A". Press it once, thanks.
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we're all fucked for the next few years, no matter who gets elected.
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Yesterday I was one of a load of people
Now you're lying close to me, making love to me
I believe in miracles, where ya from... you sexy thing?
-Hot Chocolate
_Submitted by snowpiece on October 1, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Hey i could have been talking about the View hos being eaten by ferrell people!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Jim, I'm scared you're going to have an aneurysm. :(
IMO, none of the candidates are qualified to help America "find the American dream" again. It's a cycle that happens every so many years, and it will rebound in 8 yrs. or so just like it always has before. No one person is going to fix it. Politicians ALL suck. It's a requirement to go into the shit job in the first place. There will never be a perfect candidate.
However, I do LOVE when Hussycrack gets picked on for being a stupid twat. That is the only positive part of a political discussion on the view.
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I wish they'd sit her next to Whoopi just once so homegirl could bitchslap the stupid out of Elizabeth for a good five minutes.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Breaking news: Brit got a new weave!
Carry on.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Molotov Cocktease on October 1, 2008 - 4:30pm.
help me sluts! I can't watch the video at work. break it down for me...
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So Joy in the beginning calls out Palin for saying that Biden is old and yet won't own up to the joke later. Then she says she should not be joking about age when she is running with the oldest nominee. Elisabeth disagrees and starts her finger pointing. Barbara later on asks Elisabeth to look at other people views and thats when Elisabeth starts to freak and tries to tell Babara that she is wrong. She says she is always accepting other's views. That is it in a nut shell. Somehow Elisabeth will use this as a "everyone is against me" pout.
Lo STFU I love Survivor and I am not yer frend no more! :P
kidding, you're too funny to drop over Jeff Probst
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Joy is Italian not Jewish.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
OK I COULD ONLY GET THROUGH A MINUTE OF THOSE FUCKING CUNTS..FIRST OFF DOES ANY PERSON IN THIS WHOLE WORLD THINK JOY WHOEVER IS FUCKING FUNNY?? WHOOPI IS FUCKING ANNOYING AND THE OTHER BLACK GIRL IS A FUCKING RETARD AND ARE BOTH GOING TO VOTE FOR OBAMA BECAUSE THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN..NOT HIS POLICIES OR BELIEFS AND BY THE WAY HE IS 1/2 WHITE AND 1/2 AFRICAN AND HIS DAD LEFT THE FAMILY WHEN HE WAS 2 AND HE WAS RAISED BY HIS WHITE MOM IN HAWAII, SO THERE GOES THE BLACK THING YOU FUCKING SHITHEADS!!!! VOTE FOR WHO YOU THINK CAN HELP THIS COUNTRY GET OUT OF DEBT, THE RECESSION AND REAL ESTATE NIGHTMARE WE ARE IN NOT BECAUSE OF THEIR SKIN COLOR, AGE, SEX...FUCK ALL THESE STUPID SLUTS ON THIS SHOW!!
WE ARE ALL FUCKED BECAUSE BOTH THESE CANDIDATES SUCK ASS AND OUR ECONOMY SUCKS ...COME ON LOTTO TIX!!
Whoopi is just a flat out spanky ass bitch. It's a draw between the rest of them, Walters, Hasselcrack, whatthefuckisher name Jewess. They are all idiots in my book.
This bitch did not win Survivor
I fucking hate that show.
Simpletons playing in the woods.
I hope the entire cast of the next shit show gets eatin by canibals on live T.V.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
help me sluts! I can't watch the video at work. break it down for me...
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Jeez Elizabeth you wouldn't be attacked if you could actually backup your arguments without crying like a 5 yr old.
Replace her with Laura Ingraham or someone that can handle their arguments.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Dear Elizabeth Hasselbeck,
Please take that obnoxious finger, stick it in your ass and tickle your brain.
Love,
Stoney
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
God how I hate her. She is so ignorant.
and MK is right about Baba Wawa being (what was that clown opera that Seinfeld et al were freaked out by the clown?)
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Bessy won Survivor, she will win The View too.
BTW Whatever happened to her Outback daddy?
She is one stupid bitch.
I can't wait for the debate tomorrow. Palin will go down faster than her daughter did.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
elizabeth just needs a good ole finger up her ass and a slap to the mouth and she will calm the fuck down.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Elizabeth, go to Fox News, and just get the fuck out of my face.
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Yesterday I was one of a load of people
Now you're lying close to me, making love to me
I believe in miracles, where ya from... you sexy thing?
-Hot Chocolate
Thank God at least Whoopi has a brain. Somebody shut that twinkie up for good.
I thought that bitch was leaving cuz she get's picked on?
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
I hate her soooo much more than any of you hate Paris.
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Please go to Fox news Elisabeth.
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If anyone is having trouble viewing the clip try this link:
http://jezebel.com/5057499/elisabeth-hasselbeck-gets-snippy-with-barbara...
And no, Elizabeth did not make her case.
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
I just watched this on another site. As usual, Eli is a knee-jerk conservative without a cause. Republican women are doing themselves a disservice by having bimbotic hos like Palin and Eli repping them. Don't they have any intelligent women who can support their side with facts?
I mean, Elisabitch, Failin' Pailin, Mann Coulter, Michelle "Madness" Malkin???? Is that all you got??
SMDH to the tenth power
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"