Hasselbeck VS. Walters
On "The View" this morning Elisabeth Hasselbeck finally got her chance to tell the country why she thinks Sarah Palin would make a good president and she totally fucked up!
It all started when the hens in the coop started arguing about Palin and Obama's experience and other shit like that. Joy and Elisabeth started going at it and finally Barbara Walters interrupted them and said, "Every single day you never ever say, maybe there's another point, so this is your chance. Tell us now why you think that Sarah Palin would make a very good President."
Elisabeth's white cotton panties must have gotten twisted because she got all bitchy with Babs and said,"Well, since I've been studying for this pop quick forever! I....tell me why Barack Obama is qualified. Give me three tangible things he has done." Answering a question with a question. Get 'em Hasselbeck!
Elisabeth should have just called Meredith and asked to use one of her life lines. (Thanks, Tina Fey!)
Right after Elisabeth's response, Joy asked to go to a commercial! Ha. A few seconds later Elisabeth gave all her reasons and then they went right to commercial. UGH! Why do they do that shit? The only reason I watch these crows is to see them fight and then they ruin it by cutting them off. REFUND!
his shit was also entertaining because Barbara was dressed like a little old harlequin doll. She should pose for the Naked Clowns Calendar!
Clip below:
"For those who do not like Elisabeth because she is all GOP, she's going to wake up tomorrow being Elisabeth, with a wonderful hubby and two beautiful children."
And she'll wake up being just as stupid and annoying as she was the day before. What a charmed life she leads. I'm so jealous!!
Elisabitch Hasselbrat needs to shut the fuck up, give other people a chance to speak and needs to have that snotty look slapped off her bitchy face. C'mon Whoppi, just go across that table and give her an ass whoopin!!!
Sweetas on October 2, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by NYC777 on October 1, 2008 - 7:30pm.
That was way cool of you and by the way, your assessment of the asshat who actually typed that racist crap was SPOT ON. :)
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Right Sweetas? I told him/her the same! Good argument.
I don't care what views someone else has, but I'm so fucking tired of these bitches fighting. Joy and Barbara are like a couple of raggedy hags ganging up on Elizabeth. I just want to vomit whenever I see these snippets of the show. Had I been in the audience I would not have been able to prevent myself from screaming, "Would you bitches please just STFU already!!"
I hope they realize how obscure their show will become once Elizabeth leaves. It will turn from people watching it to see who argues.. to nobody watching because they're tired of a bunch of bitches bitching in unison.
Shit.
Submitted by NYC777 on October 1, 2008 - 7:30pm.
That was way cool of you and by the way, your assessment of the asshat who actually typed that racist crap was SPOT ON. :)
The key issue I have with Elizabeth is she is uniformed and arrogant. There are intelligent and articulate Republican women out there.
I enjoy a good debate however Elizabitch is simply not capable. When she is given an opportunity to make a point, she ends up stomping her feet, pouting and resorting to tears. The only thing this twerp is good at is emotional blackmail.
Perhaps she should move to Alaska
Elisabeth is by herself on this show. Never have I heard one other woman agree w/ anything she has had to say. I do believe the dissing of Elisabeth began with Alicia Silverstone. After that, everyone held open season on this poor girl. Alicia really needs to concentrate on making Clueless Part II...enuf said about that.
It is hard for viewers to understand anything Elisabeth says because most of the time, you have four other whiney assed bitches talking over her. If they'd simply shut up, more Americans can get her views. Why let her be on the show if you are going to obscure what she says? As I've said before, The View is on its last legs. With the letter writing campaign that has been going on for months plus the banning of use of products advertised on the show, Disney will cut loose this waste of electricity.
For those who do not like Elisabeth because she is all GOP, she's going to wake up tomorrow being Elisabeth, with a wonderful hubby and two beautiful children.
*checks mirror*
Democratic and not hag like...thank you, Cheesus
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Both of them are annoying but, when is this woman going to retire, I can't stand barbra walters
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Palin is the hottest female politician out there...hasseelcrack is easily the hottest on the View...the only other ones ever worth a round was Meredith and that Lisa Ling girl.....so old ugly hags tend to be democrat and hot pieces of ass are republican....
I guess democrats feel bad that God dealt them a bad hand in the looks department and think the government should fix that....
Fact is, they all gang up on elisabeth and she has to defend her "unpopular" psoitions day in day out,a dn she does it pretty well....
Submitted by sayitaintso on October 1, 2008 - 10:42pm.
And don't get me started on Hasselback...and i agree that the other one is just as dumb I remember how she was talking about how Christianity was B.C (before Christ)
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I remember that. She was blathering that the Greeks threw Christians to lions.
hasselbeck needs to STFU and should look into leaving the earth.
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Whoopi was right. I love saying that!
Submitted by Phoebe on October 2, 2008 - 12:27am.
We were SAFE under Clinton?
...rewind and requote for ya...we FELT safe and we FELT prosperous, now go ahead and absorb the implications of that statement now that it has been properly quoted....thanks!
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
When are they gonna fire that stupid cunt hasselback???????
Elisabitch just keeps proving my point: FUCKTARDS LIKE HER ARE THE REASON WHY WE GOT BUSH FOR 8 YEARS.
I love the simple minded bigotted fucktards who make blatant generalizations such as that blacks voting for Obama based on the color of his skin. HAVE YOU TALKED TO ALL BLACKS? NO? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP. Black Dems have ALWAYS VOTED FOR A DEMOCRAT. CARTER, CLINTON TWICE, GORE, AND KERRY. The Democratic presidential candidate happens to be QUALIFIED, not because he's black, but because he is a fucking leader!! If Obama was a fucktard like Palin, then he wouldn't of gotten this far in the presidential race.
Obama wasn't chosen to be the Democratic presidential candidate like Palin was CHOSEN to be the vice presidential candidate. He earned everything on his own every step of the way. HIS ASS WAS OUT THERE CAMPAIGNING FOR 2 YEARS EARNING EVERY FUCKING VOTE AND ENDORSEMENT. Unlike McCain/Palin he is not AFRAID OF THE MEDIA SCRUTINY.
Bush got into Yale because of his HIS RICH FAMILY NAME. Bush was a governor, MBA graduate, AND HE STILL FUCKED UP OUR COUNTRY AND INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS. Experience don't mean shit if you don't have GOOD COMMON FUCKING SENSE.
McCain/Palin are dropping in the polls faster than Amy Wino picking up a piece a crackpipe.
That shit just made me smile.
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Submitted by jussayin on October 1, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by radio siren on October 1, 2008 - 6:57pm.
If you look at the things just on the surface - Bush was WAY more qualified in 2000 when he won the election.
....and that's why I'm voting common sense over "experience". Dubya could have 50 college degrees and it just wouldn't change the fact that he's a doofus, and I have met plenty "book-smart" (not that Dubya qualifies) individuals who couldn't think their way out of a paper bag if you cut a hole at that bottom.
You know why Slick Willy could fuck his way through the White House, lie, steal and STILL not get impeached LOL, that man may possibly be the most street smart, wiliest muthafucka ever! He was also smart enough to get his job done and keep the country happy! We felt prosperous and safe. Poor Dubya got all sorts of shit, which some of it may not even be his fault but he's too damn dumb to figure it out and just keeps digging it deeper and worse.
I'm impressed with Obama's demeanor, his rhetoric, this dud isn't even playing the biracial card, he's like "I'm Black, I got a Muslim name, I'm in your face talking about change and that's what up!" and he's obviously a quick thinker and smart as a whip, he's charismatic, he's empowering to listen to. I like his swag!
Sorry I really don't want old boring McCain with his Botox face that doesn't move, or some conservative uptight stick up her ass bitch (yeah she comes off bitchier to me even moreso than Hilary)making any types of decisions about my future. Pepaw looks like his hardest decision these days is Viagra vs Cialis-gotta keep the rich wife satisfied.
Many of our best Presidents were not the most experienced, or degreed, or elite (Lincoln, Truman)....but still very smart. I'm not voting for Obama because he's Black or because he has degrees...I'm voting because to be Black and have degrees in America denotes some tenacity, some superior intelligence, and also some swag.
Trust me, I speak from experience.
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I crack up every time this bitch Elizabeth opens her mouth. When is Barbra gonna get rid of this constant JOKE as a co host. What an embarassement.
That's ok. I happen to think lots of people are gonna vote for McCain just cuz he's white. *shrugs* such is life.
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 2, 2008 - 1:14am.
Submitted by bambam on October 1, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by msdebagain on October 1, 2008 - 7:42pm.
"I think the "They are voting for him because he's black" argument is stupid too. A lot of races vote their color when it comes down to elections. If there is a minority candidate in an election and you are a minority, sometimes you like them because you feel you can identify with them. Minorities have been doing it across races for years. So big whoop.
Furthermore, of course blacks would want to see a black president. Let's not forget the hstory of blacks in this country: Black people have been THE most subjugated race in this country, spit upon, beaten, raped, discriminated against, stolen from, dehumanized, etc for no reason other than the color of their skin. For black people, to see Obama win the presidency is a victory. That's what those people who were hating on Oprah for supporting Obama doesn't understand. The little black girl inside of her who grew up in the rural South (enduring racism) HAS to vote for him. It's what many blacks thought would never happen."
Actually, the Japanese Americans weren't treated particularily well, during WWII. And there's plenty of Chinese gravesites, from when the railroad was built, way back when. The country turned away Jewish refugees on ships, during the Holocaust, who soon met their deaths.
I'd like to think one votes for a candidate based on their political philosophy, vs. race, religion, finances, status,etc.
Based on your view, this really is about race, for some groups.
hey! if you are going to quote me, PUT MY COMMENT IN SO IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE YOU PULLED A RANDOM NAME OUT YOUR BUTT.
thank and you and please pull forward to the 2nd drive thru window
Submitted by roxie on October 2, 2008 - 1:16am.
"McCain doesn't he even know how to use a computer. He has an inuiry so he can't type, but he needs to know the basics. I would hope that the president would be a little more familiar with new technology."
What's an "inuiry"?
That new technology McCain needs to learn, starts with spell check!
Quite frankly, who the hell gives a shit, what woman on a morning program have to say, about anything?
Most of us are too busy, to bother with the celebrity banter. It's a sub for soap operas.
McCain doesn't he even know how to use a computer. He has an inuiry so he can't type, but he needs to know the basics. I would hope that the president would be a little more familiar with new technology.
Submitted by bambam on October 1, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by msdebagain on October 1, 2008 - 7:42pm.
I think the "They are voting for him because he's black" argument is stupid too. A lot of races vote their color when it comes down to elections. If there is a minority candidate in an election and you are a minority, sometimes you like them because you feel you can identify with them. Minorities have been doing it across races for years. So big whoop.
Furthermore, of course blacks would want to see a black president. Let's not forget the hstory of blacks in this country: Black people have been THE most subjugated race in this country, spit upon, beaten, raped, discriminated against, stolen from, dehumanized, etc for no reason other than the color of their skin. For black people, to see Obama win the presidency is a victory. That's what those people who were hating on Oprah for supporting Obama doesn't understand. The little black girl inside of her who grew up in the rural South (enduring racism) HAS to vote for him. It's what many blacks thought would never happen.
When she waves that finger I just want to snap it backwards. You know that's her reading finger too for them big serious type books. I hate women like her who turn on the crying as a means of manipulating men or winning a disagreement.
We were SAFE under Clinton?
Tell that to the people killed in the first World Trade Center bombing - the embassy bombings in Africa - the soldiers in Mogadishu - the sailors on the USS Cole........all of Osama bin Laden's practice missions that Clinton refused to address.
There were numerous plans to take down Bin Laden before 2000 but they were all stopped by the last point - the White House under Clinton.
Do you think that on September 10th, these terrorists just said "hey guys, what are you all doing tomorrow? Wanna attack America?"
And oh yes, we were prosperous. Especially the people who were given - yes, given - credit and mortgages so they would be privileged to own houses, then couldn't pay for them. And didn't give a shit either.
I don't know what to say except Hasselcrack is about as wise as a retarded kitten.
Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 11:35pm.
We sang ;S:
These are the Daves I know I know. These are the Daves I know! LOL!
He was sweet he just nodded and smiled and walked a little faster. LOL!
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Too funny!! This talk made me pull out my kith dvds. I think I know every spot in the opening sequence. Kinda chokes me up.
forgot about the two dumb cops sketches.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by radio siren on October 1, 2008 - 6:57pm.
If you look at the things just on the surface - Bush was WAY more qualified in 2000 when he won the election.
....and that's why I'm voting common sense over "experience". Dubya could have 50 college degrees and it just wouldn't change the fact that he's a doofus, and I have met plenty "book-smart" (not that Dubya qualifies) individuals who couldn't think their way out of a paper bag if you cut a hole at that bottom.
You know why Slick Willy could fuck his way through the White House, lie, steal and STILL not get impeached LOL, that man may possibly be the most street smart, wiliest muthafucka ever! He was also smart enough to get his job done and keep the country happy! We felt prosperous and safe. Poor Dubya got all sorts of shit, which some of it may not even be his fault but he's too damn dumb to figure it out and just keeps digging it deeper and worse.
I'm impressed with Obama's demeanor, his rhetoric, this dud isn't even playing the biracial card, he's like "I'm Black, I got a Muslim name, I'm in your face talking about change and that's what up!" and he's obviously a quick thinker and smart as a whip, he's charismatic, he's empowering to listen to. I like his swag!
Sorry I really don't want old boring McCain with his Botox face that doesn't move, or some conservative uptight stick up her ass bitch (yeah she comes off bitchier to me even moreso than Hilary)making any types of decisions about my future. Pepaw looks like his hardest decision these days is Viagra vs Cialis-gotta keep the rich wife satisfied.
Many of our best Presidents were not the most experienced, or degreed, or elite (Lincoln, Truman)....but still very smart. I'm not voting for Obama because he's Black or because he has degrees...I'm voting because to be Black and have degrees in America denotes some tenacity, some superior intelligence, and also some swag.
Trust me, I speak from experience.
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Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Angel - LOLOL. Dave Foley? how did you harass him? He looks like a sweetie.
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We sang ;S:
These are the Daves I know I know. These are the Daves I know! LOL!
He was sweet he just nodded and smiled and walked a little faster. LOL!
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i can't stand palin or hasselback...hasselback had opportunity to state her case and she did disappointed as expected... answering questions with questions because she has no point...she should have been ready to answer that question because she knows all those other bitches on that show have opposing opinions...she can leave the show already...and take those hens with her...
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Angel - LOLOL. Dave Foley? how did you harass him? He looks like a sweetie.
I once saw Bruno Gerrusi on cumberland terrace. sigh. that's it for me.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
I just read back through some comments about Obama graduating from Harvard and I think it should be noted he had 657 job offers and turned all of them down. How many did Bush have? BTW at college a few years ago I had a teacher who went to college with Bush and said he would never come to class and when he did he was always late, very rude and paid people to write all his papers. He only got into Yale because 11 generations of Bush had gone there before.
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
PS. Chicken Lady might still be there - they're a little bit down for maintenance.
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Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 10:56pm.
@Angel - bugger youtube - all the masturbating chicken lady vids have been removed. There's a sentence I never imagined I'd write.
Found there are the daves i know, and seeing as how you're a music fan: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQRmHgExV0
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I know that Dave!
Seriously, tho - one of the Dave's (Pizza - it's quick) is a place I used to get drunk at with my friends when we were underage. I went to Grade School (and Jr. High and HS - his parents named it after him and gave it to him when he graduated) with the Dave who owned it! And one time, when I was a courier, a courier (another girl!) friend of mine and I saw THE Dave down on Elm Street and we harassed him mercilessly. It was fun!
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I physically hate Elizabeth and Palin. They are a match made in delusional heaven. I was randomly watching this show this morning and I wanted to slap the stupid out of her! She needs a good dick slap from Obama because she can't even make a credible argument! As for Palin she is a condescending bitch. She made that stupid joke and then Katie Couric asks her about it and she continues to dig herself a hole by being sarcastic. She is disrespectful and BITCH IS GOIN' DOWN! To quote the great Bill Maher "Sarah barracuda meet my friend Joey the shark!" New poll released is Obama 49% and McCain 40%...Thats of registered voters.
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
@Angel - bugger youtube - all the masturbating chicken lady vids have been removed. There's a sentence I never imagined I'd write.
Found there are the daves i know, and seeing as how you're a music fan: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQRmHgExV0
i crush you: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=j-MSS8_vNQE&feature=related
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
I crush you.
not as good as the thumb blocking the view.
a cow-irker was presiding over a big meeting once and being an ass. I was at the back of the room behind everyone else - he made eye contact and I crushed him. he almost lost it.
loved newsradio - like barney miller in a radio station. dave foley looks too good in a dress.
OOH OOH remember the chicken lady sketch where she's mastubating on a supermarket kids ride?... must find clip.
sigh. phil hartman :(
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
And don't get me started on Hasselback, it's funny how she has no idea what she is talking about but she is quick to speak, which is just making her out to be a dumb broad...and i agree that the other one is just as dumb I remember how she was talking about how Christianity was B.C (before Christ) i dont even waste my time watching that mess, im trying to keep my brain cells...lol
Personally I think alot of people are hypotcrites...everyone keeps talking about how people are voting for Obama just b/c he is black when (like some people mentioned) some people are voting for McCain b/c he's not...I just don't think McCain/Palin will do a good job for this country, if they have soooo much more experince doing this and that for this country, why is it that nothing has come from it...i'm black and i voted or will vote for Obama not b/c of his color cuz even if he was a white man, hispanic man or w/e i still believe in his politics, im so sick and tired of how McCain and Palin are always making snide remarks about Obama but they tend to not answer the real questions about what they are going to do to better this country for everyone, even McCain in the debate, couldn't even get the name right and he was supposed to know who he was talking about, it's like u say you have so much experince but u couldn't remember someones name, give me a freaking break...lol
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 10:17pm.
angel - did you watch little mosque on the prairie?
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I never did. But Kids in the Hall?
That's where the original "only gay in the village" came from! Haha! Chicken Lady was too much too. And I like that guy who squeezed heads...I liked him, in general - bizarre little dude.
I watched Newsradio:)
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They just let her have some time to voice her opinion because NONE of them agree with her reasons, then afterwards Whoopi can KICK HER ASS down the stairs "accidentally". Yeah, right!
Your face!
angel - did you watch little mosque on the prairie?
kids in the hall still stands the test of time. love the chicken lady.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
@TITS: Wasn't SCTV great? We need more simple shit like that in our lives, fersure.
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I don't watch the View because I don't like any of them (except for Whoopi), but in all fairness Elizabeth has as much right to speak her peace as do any of the other idiots on that panel.
When Elizabeth speaks, the Baby Jesus cries.
Its really important to remember that this is Bill Gedde (sp?)'s show and he is a dyed in the cloth Republican who preps Elizabeth. She also wears an ear piece so she can get info from the producers during the show. They probably told her the answers and she spit them out in real time...she sucks.
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"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." ~Dorothy Parker
Liz H is as stupid as Palin. Plus just like Palin avoiding giving direct answers about her experience and qualifications, Hasselbitch does the EXACT same thing when she is posed the question why Palin would be a good VP. If she was qualified, then you should be able to come with a lot of things.
And please -- stuff about her being an energy expert?! She had her position in the energy board for 1 YEAR -- and had no prior energy experience going into that. And she hardly spends all her time on energy issues as the governor. So while she might have some experience, she is certainly NO EXPERT. And most of that energy experience was gas and oil related -- not other forms.
And she made no decisions as it related to the National Guard in Alaska -- so while she was directly responsible, to say this makes her qualified in foreign policy -- this is incredulously stupid. Although what would you expect other than stupid to the 10th degree from Liz H.