Wednesday, October 1st 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
I always knew Justin Timberdouche was a bottom - Just Jared
Anne Hathaway never said she loves it in the shit hole - Defamer
Nicole Richie and Sad Clown Baby go to the mall - Popsugar
An inside look into Parasite Hilton's jeans - Towleroad
The devil and the robot - Lainey Gossip
Jessica Simpson covers up her bacon slices - Hollywood Tuna
I bet you Ken Paves did this shit - Hollywood Rag
Diora Biard is topless and whorey in Maxim UK - Egotastic!
Moose knuckles galore - Cityrag
Tony Romo is fucking stupid - IDLYITW
Hayden Panatroll doesn't know how to work an ATM card swiper (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
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I like to call him Timbercock...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I wonder if sad clown baby will end up fat? I sort of hope so, serves Nicole right for "almost" having anorexia.
Your face!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 1, 2008 - 11:08pm.
I'll be right there.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Anal is nice, yes nice!
That is all.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
She may have never said that she likes anal, but all of us guys assumed she did.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
For Anne Hathaway to say now that she doesn't like anal sex she would have had to try it...sexay!
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I would be sad too if I had those losers as parents.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I love the cowboys but I can't stand Tony Homo - mainly because he is dating that dumb-butt
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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STOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!! LOL, why are you trying to get me to piss myself?! I might run into somebody hot!
And ew to peeing in seat cushions...I'll think twice about sitting on those things again in any of my classes. *shudders*
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
I've sat in auditorium seats at uni - just pee in the seat cushion, you won't be the first.
niagara falls.
storm drain.
*toilet flushing*
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 5:07pm.
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Speaking of the latter, that's about to happen to me if I don't go to the bathroom, but I'm sitting in class and don't want to use a public toilet!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 1, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Just you and me left - all the spider sissys ran away with pee dribbling down their legs.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 5:03pm.
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LOL, I'll get on it. Hopefully literally as well as figuratively speaking.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 1, 2008 - 5:01pm.
we need proof. photographic and audio proof.
work it bitch. work it.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 5:00pm.
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Well if he agrees to a threesome with myself and Penn, I'll let you guys know.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 1, 2008 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by yepyepyep on October 1, 2008 - 4:56pm.
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Maybe he's bi? He's got that look......
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Find out and report back.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by yepyepyep on October 1, 2008 - 4:56pm.
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Maybe he's bi? He's got that look......
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 1, 2008 - 4:54pm.
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He'll be like, "WTF?! Bitch, keep your mouth shut!" LOL
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by snowpiece on October 1, 2008 - 4:53pm.
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I'm probably the only person on the planet who doesn't have either, lol. But if you have AIM, I have that.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
y QueenCharisma
Congrats
question does that mean he is not gay?
and yes he is totally into you, he wouldnt had called if he didnt like you, CALL HIM BACK
im happy for you ; D
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Queen Charisma...you BETTER call him back before he sees your crazy ass on here!!! LMAO
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RIMADYL KILLS
QC are you on facebook or myspace?
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
why can't i get animated gifs to work?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Justin and jessica are so cute togother and they look really in love. jt should definately marry her she a great gal.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 1, 2008 - 4:50pm.
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I'll try to be here - I have horrendously long classes tomorrow :(
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 1, 2008 - 4:48pm.
TITS PUT THAT GOTDAYUM AVIE AWAY!
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Erm...I want to second that & add -- please, it would be really appreciated.
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by snowpiece on October 1, 2008 - 4:46pm
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My roommate did and it went straight to voicemail :(
That tease.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 1, 2008 - 4:46pm.
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I keep doing fangirl squeals, lol. It's so sad.
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Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 4:47pm.
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Hahahaa! Can you say lawsuit?!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
TITS PUT THAT GOTDAYUM AVIE AWAY!
QC - do you have a spy camera and microphone. You owe it to us to take one with you next time.
Then when you dump him - revenge porn!
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by The C word on October 1, 2008 - 4:04pm.
So how many times have you pulled the fire alarm so far? ;)
I'm 'Fire Warden' at my work but all that means is that I wear a red hardhat and have to check the bathrooms.
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hahahah none so far. We're having a scheduled fire drill next week which will be the first exposure to the firemen. I was just a warden before, so I wouldn't have seen them, but now that I get to stand next to the panel with them I can stare at their asses all day long!
Sexy red hat huh... I bet you pick up a lot of dudes with that eh?
QueenCharisma!
SHUT UP!?!?!?
God, i feel like a kid again!! Instead of an over worked 35 year old bitch...
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
I want to hear the message!!!!!! come back to NY, I'm sure Ed wants you too and you can hook me up with one of the old guys on the show like the dad. I am not even excited that it's time to go home, I want to stay here and see if you call him
CALL HIS ASS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by snowpiece on October 1, 2008 - 4:42pm.
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LMAO!!! My roommate just said that - she loves Ed, too. She keeps playing the message over and over as we speak! Should I call back?! This is just really bizarre and I'm not sure of proper etiquette in this situation...maybe he was just being polite and doesn't want me to call back and then if I do I'll look crazy!!! Ahhh, why am I such a spaz?
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
STFU Queenie you are making this shit up as you go along!?!?!?!?!? I HATE YOU! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
you should email MK with this tidbit!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by Clarisse on October 1, 2008 - 4:21pm.
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Ok, now you're really gonna want to throw something at me: my phone was turned off cuz I was just in class, I turned it on and checked my messages one of which was from the man himself! It was short but he said I was lovely *swoons*, hehehe.....I really need to remind myself that I'm too old for this shit and he's 48 days younger than me. He's a baby!
Edited to add: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 4:14pm.
WTF happened to my pink lippy???
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I'm avatar-confused now. What pink lippy? Just did a clown tiger. I don't feel good about myself. Must nap.
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Sorry tits, I was talking to myself. When I saved this latest avie in photoshop, it had pink lipstick on it, but it looks like a pink smudge now.
Sandbitch!
Now listen here young lady!!!
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
oh clarisse
QueenCharisma!
MAN. I cannot believe you got to tongue Westwick!!! That would be like me making out with Gerard Butler!!
*fans self*
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 4:14pm.
WTF happened to my pink lippy???
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I'm avatar-confused now. What pink lippy? Just did a clown tiger. I don't feel good about myself. Must nap.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
WTF happened to my pink lippy???
Take the spidey away!!! I'd rather have jussayin's cocksucking....eeeeeaaaaahh
Clarisse: LMAO @ hold your hose
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by Clarisse on October 1, 2008 - 4:10pm.
be happy it's not a animated gif.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
LCT!!
Practice this..."Here, let me hold your hose."
TITS!!!
I left the clown thread cuz of the spidy's!!! *closes eyes and starts to rock*
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Score LCT!!
Do you get a hat too?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by Clarisse on October 1, 2008 - 4:02pm.
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Hahaha! That would be my reaction and I'm 21 - I'm too old to be this geeked about something like this, lol. You know how he looks like he hasn't bathed in weeks and probably smells like stale cigarettes and ass? Yeah, no - he smelled sooo good but the smoking thing did turn me off after awhile (he lit one up after the kiss). And his accent alone is cream worthy, but I controlled myself - not good to look too desperate.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 1, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Happy news! I was just appointed Senior Fire Warden and I get to hang out with hot firemen every time there's a building evacuation!
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So how many times have you pulled the fire alarm so far? ;)
I'm 'Fire Warden' at my work but all that means is that I wear a red hardhat and have to check the bathrooms.
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
Happy news! I was just appointed Senior Fire Warden and I get to hang out with hot firemen every time there's a building evacuation!
*high fives all around*