Thursday, October 2nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 1st!
Why. William. Shatner. talks. like. this. - The C Word
Runners-up:
999. I promise I'll never book Jessica Simpson again.
1000. I promise I'll never book Jessica Simpson again.
Can I go home now? - boatmusic
When grocery carts attack - Sweetas
So that's what the Scientology E-Meter looks like. No wonder why Tom loves to be hooked up. - Cookie 123
Thanks Sammy
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John Travolta models his new captains uniform to the FAA.
Stranger danger!
999. I promise I'll never book Jessica Simpson again.
1000. I promise I'll never book Jessica Simpson again.
Can I go home now?
This guy is clearly a little larger than Jermaine Dupri, but this should make Janet happy in the sack.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Dog leash- $12.99
Scrap metals- $48.00
Scrotesquasher- $28.99
Anal beads- $32.99
Finding out Pa never went fishing at weekends-Priceless
Does this metal body cage make me look fat??
YES YES IT DOES!!!
Mastercock
Zsa Zsa puts her Prince back on his leash.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I see Milton has moved on from red Swingline staplers into an unhealthy obsession with paper clips and baling wire.
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
One size DOES NOT fit all....
This is REALLY not what I was asking for when I said I wanted a "hanging fruit basket."
Dad?
Why. William. Shatner. talks. like. this.
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the locked up penis again....
Damnit, i need a piss!
CEOs around the country are taking any job that comes their way.
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Forrest Gimp
*SCREAM!!* My eyes!!! *flail*
wtfomglol.. ... that's good!! lol..
Bring out the Gimp!
WTF?
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
A local Police raid performed on Tom Cruises's Scientology 'Dungeon' yeilded some not-so-surprising results...
Well her management tried, but eventually the true Britney broke out again.
There's gotta be an easier way to make string cheese.
Russell Crowe suits up for Gladiators 2.
Robert Downeys first fitting for 'IronMan'
This is what all women need to protect their husbands and men from Sluttienna.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
OMFG that is gross. I'm at work and this pops up!
(not competing as a caption)
This is a whole other side to Danny DiVito that no one needs to see.
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I know I was just dying to be Paris' new BFF, but the bitch has gone too far.
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Carlos Mencia is a faux Mexican!
Betcha wish you didn't eat that cookie now, dontcha, ya little bitch!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Madonna caught without make-up.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Oh why didn't I just become and accountant???
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
How many triangles can you see?
Protect yourself...you never know when Paris will strike!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Take it away.
This is not a caption.
And here is the reason Janet Jackson cancelled some of her concerts........missing costumes
Wow, those Janet Jackson Tour costumes are pretty complicated!!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”