Thursday, October 2nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 1st!
Why. William. Shatner. talks. like. this. - The C Word
Runners-up:
999. I promise I'll never book Jessica Simpson again.
1000. I promise I'll never book Jessica Simpson again.
Can I go home now? - boatmusic
When grocery carts attack - Sweetas
So that's what the Scientology E-Meter looks like. No wonder why Tom loves to be hooked up. - Cookie 123
Thanks Sammy
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I see bring your sex slave to work day was a bbig success.
btw... I know it is hard to tear your eyes away from mr. sexy but wtf is up with the random ruffles on the black shirt in the background?
Tommy Girl decides he'll do this one Eyes Completely Shut.
PARIS HILTON'S NEW PET ROBO-COCK.
Oh no! Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan are selling a sex tape.
Are the padlocks supposed to prevent some wardrobe malfunction ?
Is there anything here that we're NOT seeing already ? :B
In an effort to prove he is not as fat as everyone is saying, Crow decided to chain himself to fellow player, Lance Armstrong's bike during his Tour de France training.
Thanks snow!!
Blink and you would have missed this sexy thang dancing in 'Monsters Ball'
Submitted by snowpiece on October 1, 2008 - 2:56pm.
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thank you dearie !!!! :))))
Guests begin to arrive at Tom and Travolta's 2008 Halloween Party.
we know you guys support janet jackson through her tough times of exhaustion...maybe dressing up like her is taking it too far...
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on October 1, 2008 - 2:54pm.
La Cage aux Rolls
I am soooo sure you are at least getting runner up there babe! woo hoo ! :) lmao
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
La Cage aux Rolls
Sienna Miller was here staking her claim on yet another man.
Sienna Miller was here stacking her claim on yet another man
LMAO El B:
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 1, 2008 - 2:23pm.
JESUS! Who's been feeding the canary pork chops
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Larry Craig is already denying that this photo means he's gay.
jgm22
Submitted by tominjersey on October 1, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Superman was not pleased with the new outfit designed for him on Project Runway, though he had to admit more people did refer to him as the Man of Steel.
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LMFAO!!!
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
Finally Hillary found a way to keep "Slick Willy" under control.
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
takin' the old balls-and-chain out for a walk in the park today, I see.
Adnan Ghalib is having second thoughts about releasing that sex tape with brit-this scene might make people lose respect for him.
BRINGING IN THE GIMP!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
2025...Madonna...The Farewell Tour.
zina didn't age so well...
...loaded big and thick, no room for a stick....
Superman was not pleased with the new outfit designed for him on Project Runway, though he had to admit more people did refer to him as the Man of Steel.
Well I was expecting this - Iron Man costumes for Halloween!
Katie? Is that you? Tom really has put the leash on you this time, hasnt he?
"Goddamn it! I thought kids LOOVED to lick the whisk!"
If the bailout passes, every American will get their own personal slave stockbroker.
"I'm William Shatner, and im a 9th level sex slave"
Paul now wished he had answered the submissive ad for shit eater and tampon sucker.
@sandbitch Haha :o)
Damn, someone call PETA, how long has that St Bernard pup been in that cage?
Russell Crowe prepares for Gladiator VIII
keep your Vlasic Chilled
"The Limp Bizkit sticker on your penis cup belie the stiffness of your package."
rachel Zoe saw this outfit and says- I die.
~~Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders/Making the Team 3-
October 4~~~
Oh My Pa-Pa!
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Maya may know why the caged bird sings, but Al knows why the caged bird cries.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 1, 2008 - 2:23pm.
JESUS! Who's been feeding the canary pork chops?
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You just cracked me up...
At least now I can look at the pic and laugh!
LOL, where the perch go??
So what - he likes tan lines and??
Well at least we know what Albert Finney has been up to since Erin Brockovich.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on October 1, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Russell Crowe suits up for Gladiators 2.
Awesome!!! haha
Janet Jackson's stage outfit doesn't work for *every* body type.
JESUS! Who's been feeding the canary pork chops?
William Shatner?! Ah how the mighty have fallen....
"You can take the man out of the parakeet, but you can't take parakeet out of the man."
Modonna reveals her inner self
Lehman Brothers worker's weren't kidding when they said they'd do anything to get their jobs back.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
For the last time Mariah, it doesn't fit!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Elizabeth Taylor didnt take to the news of Paul Newman's death lightly.