Thursday, October 2nd 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 1st!

Why. William. Shatner. talks. like. this. - The C Word

Runners-up:

999. I promise I'll never book Jessica Simpson again.
1000. I promise I'll never book Jessica Simpson again.
Can I go home now? - boatmusic

When grocery carts attack - Sweetas

So that's what the Scientology E-Meter looks like. No wonder why Tom loves to be hooked up. - Cookie 123

Thanks Sammy

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PunchDrunkBunny's picture
Submitted by PunchDrunkBunny on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 5:12pm.

Sarah Palin finally speaks out on birth control by endorsing her own line of contraceptives.

TT99's picture
Submitted by TT99 on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 5:10pm.

Dude. Seriously. Like this isn't even a parade.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

TT99's picture
Submitted by TT99 on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 5:08pm.

Oh yeah? Well you should see the other guy!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

QueenCharisma's picture
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 5:01pm.

LOL!!!

http://re3.yt-thm-a03.yimg.com/image/25/m3/2467968379

It's definitely Tom Wilkinson - yuck!

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:59pm.

Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 1, 2008 - 5:03pm.

Not a caption:

Is this Tom Wilkinson?! It looks just like him....
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Nah, I think it's Tom Sizemore

BFDinLA's picture
Submitted by BFDinLA on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:43pm.

"Harry Houdini ain't got shit on me!" screamed Marty, Cris Angel's gay brother.

joe's picture
Submitted by joe on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:35pm.

After lots of negotiating, the "CEO Compensation" part of the financial bail-out bill was finally worked out.

QueenCharisma's picture
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:33pm.

Not a caption:

Is this Tom Wilkinson?! It looks just like him....

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

LisaRose's picture
Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:32pm.

So this is what William Shatner had to do to get a part in the next Star Trek movie.

Emeriesan's picture
Submitted by Emeriesan on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:32pm.

Now THAT'S what a call a purity ring.

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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

Submitted by saturn6500 on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:30pm.

Does this outfit make me look fat?

weenielover's picture
Submitted by weenielover on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:30pm.

Mr. Madonna, circa 2038.

HollyMadison's picture
Submitted by HollyMadison on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:28pm.

There's one set of lost keys in America no one is searching for.

Emeriesan's picture
Submitted by Emeriesan on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:23pm.

This new trend of impaling yourself on canaries is safe so long as you remove the cage.

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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

Emeriesan's picture
Submitted by Emeriesan on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:23pm.

This new trend of impaling yourself on canaries is safe so long as you remove the cage.

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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

realu2fan's picture
Submitted by realu2fan on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:22pm.

It was at this moment that William Shatner realized he was not at the Star Trek convention.

Emeriesan's picture
Submitted by Emeriesan on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:21pm.

That'll teach him to steal Isis's underwear.

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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

Submitted by DubYaJay on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 4:12pm.

I told you this would happen if you kept screwing those picnic tables

Submitted by littlebear on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:50pm.

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise's role reversal.

Submitted by Marybeth on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:50pm.

Now it's just our first try at male spanx. Next go around we will try a material that is less breathable yet more slimming.

WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:45pm.

oohh mannnn,. now everyone is going to start wearing those Live Whipped cause bracelets. I hate those things.

WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:39pm.

Chuck Norris is FINALLY vanquished!

FireCat's picture
Submitted by FireCat on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:34pm.

Tea Leoni's not taking any chances when David gets out of rehab this time.

The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues

ChubbyWubby's picture
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:33pm.

Where they spend their tax dollars in San Francisco.

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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ChubbyWubby's picture
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:32pm.

"Chains, My Baby's Got me Locked up in Chains"

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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KD's picture
Submitted by KD on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:29pm.

One of Janet Jackson's backup dancers.

Submitted by mbrotnov on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:28pm.

Looks like one of Vadge's models from the sex book got out.

MelanieCookie's picture
Submitted by MelanieCookie on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:28pm.

And I shall call him Silver Bullet...and he will be my silver bullet.

Submitted by bcslice on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:26pm.

Rachel Zoe's latest styling masterpiece: domination-wear for men who eat their pain.

AMF's picture
Submitted by AMF on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:25pm.

For his farewell tour, Meat Loaf decided to return to his wild roots by "pinching a loaf" on stage.

Submitted by Javier on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:19pm.

Coming soon from the makers of the chastity belt.

Submitted by Nikky-O on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:17pm.

"Kanye told him to keep his love locked down...and the guy took it litterally"

Submitted by the_truth on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:17pm.

Mitch Winehouse?!!! I guess talking to the press got boring huh?

WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:07pm.

What happens when you mess with the Lohan.

Submitted by jwill531 on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 3:01pm.

I knew they were putting Hayden's dad in lock up, but I never imagined it would be like this...

Mr.Jeffers's picture
Submitted by Mr.Jeffers on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:56pm.

My ass disappeared with my hairline!

This is what lured me away from the Mormon chuch and into scientology. Scientologists have better garments (aka magic underwear) specially designed by Tom Cruise!

QueenCharisma's picture
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:56pm.

George Michael's new toy, escaped from the closet.

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

parissucksliterally's picture
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:52pm.

Now we know why ESE likes his new girlfriend so much.

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Yesterday I was one of a load of people
Now you're lying close to me, making love to me
I believe in miracles, where ya from... you sexy thing?
-Hot Chocolate

Submitted by AlexG44 on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:47pm.

President McCain is doing his inaugural walk to the White House with his Vice President Sarah Palin

Marilyn v2.0's picture
Submitted by Marilyn v2.0 on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:47pm.

Jenna Jameson's first child gets playtime outside of the basement.

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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."

Submitted by rockylife1968 on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:47pm.

Yup, Tony Romo is engaged to Jesicca because this device appeared on her credit card.

Submitted by rockylife1968 on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:46pm.

The picture that finally surfaced of Billy Joel proves once and for all why Christie Brinkley can't keep a man.

jimmyboy's picture
Submitted by jimmyboy on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:44pm.

Russell Crowe will go to any lengths just to get his figure AND Meg Ryan back.

Sweetas's picture
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:44pm.

When grocery carts attack

Submitted by rockylife1968 on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:43pm.

Ouch, wardrobe malfunction!!!

Submitted by forever.now on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:41pm.

larry peered discreetly at the crowd. he knew the line would be forming soon and he would be the belle of the ball so help him xenu!

Submitted by evbk on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:41pm.

What happens when you try to divorce Heather Mills.

Clarisse's picture
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:41pm.

I found a dream
that I could speak to
A dream that I
can call my own
I found a thrill
to press my cheek to
A thrill that I have never known
Ohh, yeah, yeah

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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:41pm.

well.. at least his nipples aren't pierced. That would be gauche.

QueenCharisma's picture
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 2:40pm.

Jamie Spears' new method of birth control to ensure no more disasters of Britney proportions.

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

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