Thursday, October 2nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 1st!
Why. William. Shatner. talks. like. this. - The C Word
Runners-up:
999. I promise I'll never book Jessica Simpson again.
1000. I promise I'll never book Jessica Simpson again.
Can I go home now? - boatmusic
When grocery carts attack - Sweetas
So that's what the Scientology E-Meter looks like. No wonder why Tom loves to be hooked up. - Cookie 123
Thanks Sammy
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David Blaine: the Prepaw years
Locked and loaded.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Never one to quit...Ernest Borgnine is out again shamelessly plugging his autobiography
David Blaine's got nothing on my grandpa!
Does this make my penis look big?
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Russell Crowe's nightmare came true; he accidentally went out of the house wearing his Gladiator lingerie.
Breaking News: Russell Crowe poops mercury!
Scientist retain grouchy actor for further testing.
One of these things is not like the other.
I am SO glad I didn't go to the Folsom Street Fair this year. Like I ever go since I've moved here seven years ago, well, the first time I went me and a friend went into a club and saw this FREAK inside dancing in the nude as he came towards us!
Your face!
Not a caption but I have that same outfit in blue.
Never fall asleep during a meeting during a meeting to sell the latest fashion for britney spears' dungeon. You wake up and never know what you just agreed to wear.
haha FireCat, that one is funny, I hadn't seen it
This is not what I expected Xenu to look like.
Now you're sure I can get cable with this.
The best of the best are on this one; my fave:
Submitted by Cookie123 on October 1, 2008 - 7:56pm.
So that's what the Scientology E-Meter looks like. No wonder why Tom loves to be hooked up.
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
Why the hell is no one staring at him???
Wow, you really can put 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.
Either last season's Gaultier has shrunk, or I've gained weight!
Owned.
Mitch Winehouse's attempt to deflect recent attention from his daughter goes horribly wrong.
Always politically active Mistress Willow says, "You wanna see what America will be like if you don't vote for Obama? Take a good fucking look! VOTE YOU DUMB BITCHES!!!" *Thwack!*
Okay kids, this is not funny. Who keeps spiking William Shatner's drink?
That is one really bad case of sway back. Who brought the magnets?!
THAT is where Janet Jackson's missing outfit went!
Sarah Palin's plan for McCain if they make it into office...you know how she likes those wild animals...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Harvey Weinstein takes time off from producing movies to celebrate Rosh Hashanah.
Meet the model for Victor's Secret lingerie.
So that's what the Scientology E-Meter looks like. No wonder why Tom loves to be hooked up.
I know Mark Addy needs work but isn't he pushing too hard for a Full Monty sequel?
William Shatner will try anything to look thinner.
VOTE OBAMA 08!
Somewhere in here, there is a commercial for a Life Alert Bracelet.
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"Lemme get this straight. You're gonna tell on me?" - Theodore Bagwell
Mervin Stalwitz had been having a bad week. Although he had escaped from his Dom partner, he still had all the tell-tale signs of his capture.
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"If I knew you guys partied in Sona like this, I never woulda tried to escape." - Theodore Bagwell
Why is Tomygirl holdinding lady Trovalto?... Has valkiri premiered yet?
It's the year 2009. The stock market and government crumbles, citizens take control once again. First on the agenda is the inaugural walk of congress down pennsylvania ave.
It's the year 2009. The stock market and government crumbles, citizens take control once again. First on the agenda is the inaugural walk of congress down pennsylvania ave.
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
C'mon, John, move two steps to your left, Tommy Girl wants BOTH of you to be in the picture!
"I'm so glad he decided to wear the silver cock cover, I'd just die of embarrassment!"
....Hank, the inventor of the underwire bra, was understandably annoyed when they edited out his 6 inch Jimmy Choos while caught preaching his message that sexiness and comfort can go hand in hand...
Gay Parade! WHAT! You told me this the The Locksmith's Convention!
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"Whoa, what am I, a toothless crack whore?" - Gretchen Morgan
Nooo...I'm just gonna stroll by and hope no one notices, yeah... they probably won't say anything.
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"You think he found the hole?" - Fernando Sucre
...."my other car is Pat O'Brien"...
Mr. Gardener was a really bad boy and Master Tommy Girl had to teach him a lesson about why he should NEVER cut back on Master's pansies.
{Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily}
Holy Crap! That's my metal shop teacher..
And we still don't know why the caged bird sings.
"I'm Denny Crane....and I'm here to help"
Looks like those SAW movies are running out of steam
Mervin Stalwitz dropped his contact lens, and for the life of him could not find it.
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"Last time I had this little action I was dry humping my way through the 5th grade." - Roland Glenn
Grandpa?
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"Can't I at least eat like a murderer? - Chris Rock