Naked Clowns!
Are you one of those fraidy cat bitches who are deathly afraid of clowns? Like this bitch? Well, if you are, let the naked clowns help cure your phobia! A group of 16 clowns in San Francisco came together to take it all off for a new calendar. The proceeds from the calendar will benefit MS research.
There's nothing creepy about a naked clown! If your pee hole is dripping a little because you're so scared, then your case is probably worse than you thought. Don't think of them as clowns. Just think of them as naked people baring their genitals for your viewing pleasure. Most genitals are not scary.
A couple of the clown dudes are kind of hot. Don't focus on the scary clown face that looks like it will wake you in the middle of the night and hack you into a million pieces. Think of the peen hiding underneath those silly clown props. Is it fat? Is it skinny? Is it smiling at you? Does it honk when you squeeze it? Does it have a round red nose? Well, if it has that then the clown needs to go get that checked out. The idea of seeing wang rules out the creepiness of the clown face.....
....Okay, I take that all back. I just went through these pictures again and I'm officially a little scared. I also can't wait to buy this shit and give it to all my clown-hating friends for Christmas. They will shit themselves. Literally.
Click here to see more pictures from this shit. Unfortunately, you have to buy the calendar to see the full Bozo.
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Is Wrong to think that the 1st clown is hot? I was scared of clowns b4 but now a little turned on... maybe it's just that time of the day when I need ANOTHER wank.
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HOT Men, HOT Fun.
Not scary...never been scared of them anyway. PFFT!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I'd do the Asian clown.
Where is John Wayne Gacy when you need him?
Oh right, he's dead.
I feel like I'm the ONLY person that has ever, and will ever exist that tought clowns were never scary.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Cute!
And I hate clowns, but the chicks from the main pic look adorable.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
dorks
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
This did absolutely nothing to cure my phobia of clowns. I remain a (bigger) fraidy cat bitch.
Helloooooooooooo....the problem with this is that the real clowns (cause these are 'poseurs') cannot be imagined as naked (unless they get there purposely...i.e. Wayne sicko ass Gacy). But, I'm even more afraid of the clown at the window in the Poltergeist movie. I can't imagine him scraping his clown claws against my window...AND NAKED.
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That's almost as annoying as mimes.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
These clowns are just as creepy and I wouldn't hesistate popping a cap into their ass. I hate damn clowns, if someone wants to help us that hate clowns, it's simple, keep them the fuck away from us.....!
Retarded.
Who thinks clowns are funny? Seriously, I think people laugh because they're supposed to. I never saw a clown do anything remotely funny. I think the elephants crapping is the funniest thing in the whole circus, and that's not even funny, because elephants are super-intelligent creatures and shouldn't be in circuses.
Ewwwwww.....I hope that's her unicycle.
And this shit is just too creepy.
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
omg where is dv8
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
San Franfuckinsisco of COURSE!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Scary
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