Naked Clowns!
Are you one of those fraidy cat bitches who are deathly afraid of clowns? Like this bitch? Well, if you are, let the naked clowns help cure your phobia! A group of 16 clowns in San Francisco came together to take it all off for a new calendar. The proceeds from the calendar will benefit MS research.
There's nothing creepy about a naked clown! If your pee hole is dripping a little because you're so scared, then your case is probably worse than you thought. Don't think of them as clowns. Just think of them as naked people baring their genitals for your viewing pleasure. Most genitals are not scary.
A couple of the clown dudes are kind of hot. Don't focus on the scary clown face that looks like it will wake you in the middle of the night and hack you into a million pieces. Think of the peen hiding underneath those silly clown props. Is it fat? Is it skinny? Is it smiling at you? Does it honk when you squeeze it? Does it have a round red nose? Well, if it has that then the clown needs to go get that checked out. The idea of seeing wang rules out the creepiness of the clown face.....
....Okay, I take that all back. I just went through these pictures again and I'm officially a little scared. I also can't wait to buy this shit and give it to all my clown-hating friends for Christmas. They will shit themselves. Literally.
Click here to see more pictures from this shit. Unfortunately, you have to buy the calendar to see the full Bozo.
If I buy the calendar, I insist on seeing the FULL MONTY! The hell with bozo and his red hair...let MK get all ooogy-gooey over the gigges!
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I am taking over!
Fuck. *blinks rapidly*
FUCK!
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Cholas is sooooo early 2008, am thinking, guitar underwear and losts of clown makeup, but I am concerned they will think am pretending to be Maddonna....
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 1, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on October 1, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Voila!
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HAHAHAHA!
Submitted by vanyvrgs on October 1, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Voila!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 1, 2008 - 11:41pm.
It's okay if you kill the clowns, but a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
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LOL! Honey, when you're through with that woodchipper...there's a mime or two....
Submitted by vanyvrgs on October 1, 2008 - 11:47pm.
I was looking for new ideas for HOWWWLeeen... thanks Dlisted.
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I think we're all going as cholas this year.
You?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
I was looking for new ideas for HOWWWLeeen... thanks Dlisted. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 1, 2008 - 11:41pm.
@dead-actress
Am tickled pink to meet Hollywood royalty!
On lipstick: I call it 'I'm a tiger in bed pink'
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I commend your good taste, my dear. Lipstick should be the ONLY thing you're wearing if you set out to prove you're a tiger...in bed.
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Hi Dead Actress! whenever I read "good evening", it's in Dracula's voice. I don't know why.
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LOL! And like any good vampire...I usually come out at night. *wink*
If their faces match the rest of them, I'm grateful they're in clown makeup.
Submitted by dead-actress on October 1, 2008 - 11:37pm.
It's okay if you kill the clowns, but a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
@dead-actress
Am tickled pink to meet Hollywood royalty!
On lipstick: I call it 'I'm a tiger in bed pink'
On topic: I like clowns 'cos the kids do...but can't look up.
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Hi Dead Actress! whenever I read "good evening", it's in Dracula's voice. I don't know why.
HEYYYYY >:(
I'm the only frog here dammit. What are you saying? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I'm pretty enough to be on your arm? oh okay, nevermind
Good evening, speakit & MyTwoCents. How are you both this evening?
TwoCents - nice shade of lipstick.
ON TOPIC:
I fucking hate clowns and mimes...even more.
OMG!!! Frogskin handbag!!! Pissed myself laughing.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 1, 2008 - 11:32pm.
*pssst* don't look now, but I think that dead girl just spoke.
*crosses self*
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lol... and she's really hot for a dead girl too!
*pssst* don't look now, but I think that dead girl just spoke.
*crosses self*
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Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 11:24pm.
I didn't get bit, I was sangin' to you. Sandbitch will get it. BTW what was the monkey with the flavor saver and sunnies?
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Pennywise's whores.
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Angel's right. It's NEKKID, or if you prefer, NEWD.
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Ok, ok...don't get all cocky now!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 11:08pm.
I always prefer newd, unless its wearing a clown costume.
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where exactly did it bite you.
aussie national geographic has a nice inflatable red back. i got one as a gift.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
I've already seen how many clowns they can fit in one of those tiny cars, now I want to see how many they can fit in a wood chipper.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Ahm nawt sher wut ur empleyeing.
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 11:16pm.
Hey TITS
There was a redback on the toilet seat
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite...
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Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Angel's right. It's NEKKID, or if you prefer, NEWD.
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KY right?
:)
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 1, 2008 - 11:07pm.
Lols. Thats gold!
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Is anyone else getting the $1000 walmart gc ad above the comments? that dude talking is pissing me off
I don't like clowns. They taste funny.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
@angel_i
Hahaha. I always preferred 'in the buff', but I just love playing with the Engrish (lol) language.
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Angel's right. It's NEKKID, or if you prefer, NEWD.
With her overdependence on makeup and massive feet, Paris is the original naked clown.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 1, 2008 - 11:04pm.
The words clown and nekid should never be used in the same sentence.
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Well actually, one should never be used because it's not a word:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
The words clown and nekid should never be used in the same sentence. I wasn't afraid of them 'till now...well not so much afraid as really creeped out.
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Are there any more members of the Lohan family that we don't know about?
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Holy fuckers.....*runs from this thread*
Ok, so they're a little less scary naked, but really, who's going to buy this calender? Imagine walking into someone's office and seeing THAT on the wall...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Is it just me or does the clown on the right (the pic with the 2 chicks) look like Ally Sheedy?
Clown sissies. :P
I ♥ spiders. Except the black widows that always seem to come creeping out at me... not true.. I ♥ them too, I just don't want them to bite me.
the only thing worse than regular clowns: naked MIME CLOWNS. scary and irritating.
damn you MK I immediately close dlisted's window then open it again and manage to go down of this bottom page as fast as I can to write this..
damn it those pics scared the shit out of me..
Ohhhh, clowns. I thought it was the new Avon catalogue. My bad.
Like clowns weren't bad enough before... Jeez.
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i had a huge, honkin brown spider in my SHOWER of all places the other day. (don't know what kind) and my little humanitarian of a child wouldn't let me kill it. but the neighborhood sure as hell heard the bloodcurdling scream that came from the house when i saw the sucker in there with me. caused me a god damn panic attack.
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
Submitted by Salem13 on October 1, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Sandbitch:
I've heard of the Funnel web. Isn't it supposed to be the deadliest(sp) spider?
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I always kill first and ask questions later...
Those funnel web spidies are scary because they rear up and have boot piercing fangs!
KILL KILL KILL
Sandbitch:
I've heard of the Funnel web. Isn't it supposed to be the deadliest(sp) spider?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
The Huntsman looks far scarier than the Funnel to me. But the funnel will kill your ass!
Submitted by TypicalSituation on October 1, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Salem13: HELLLLLLLLLS Yeah! I'll take FEET of snow before lookin at one of them bitches on MY wall!
Sorry, Sandbitch, but that Huntsman is ALL YOURS!
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I'd rather have a Huntsman than a Funnel Web Spider any day. If anyone wants to see what it a bad arsed mutha fucking spider looks like, go google funnel web. Don't worry, they're only in Australia.