Wednesday, October 1st 2008

The Video Matches The Song


Jack White and Alicia Keys' video for the new Bond theme called "Another Way To Die" is just as shitty as the song. I like Jack and Alicia separately, but put them together and all you get is ear and eye barf. This mess makes me long for Shirley Bassey. Shit, it makes me even miss Sheryl Crow's bond song. No, I didn't mean that.

Jack and Alicia could have covered up the fact that their song sucks with a hot video, but they failed at that shit as well. The beginning part looks like they're inside of an Etch-A-Sketch.

Damn that Wino! If only she wasn't a complete gutter wreck. Her crackie croak would have been a million times better than this shit.

VIA Idolator

Posted by: Michael K


m.w.b.'s picture

Yikes...I hope the movie is better than this crap.

mina's picture

This song is shite!

LoLo's picture

_Submitted by snowpiece on October 1, 2008 - 12:04pm.
LOLO! this avie reminds me of Cody Bass times!!! hahahahahahahah we be remanisin today on dlisted...

BWAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA!!!!!!
I love freaks!
_____________________________________________
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Oxygen's picture

I know they were trying to go for something different yet the same. BUT...You just can't feck with the greatness of Dame Shirley Bassey. Just can't. No one else's shit comes close to hers, therefore, when I think of Bond songs....I think of the Dame.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162

Dea's picture

i like it

**whatever**

GrisslyGlamour's picture

worst bond song I´ve ever heard!

I was about a minute in when I stopped it and I hope I never have to hear this shit again.

If you like this then believe me when I say that your taste in music stinks.

Jezzabella's picture

Submitted by Old sparky on October 1, 2008 - 11:54am.

DUde! WTF? Is that in your avie???

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

BLAME THA CRACK!!!

it should have been crackahead winehouse...

snowpiece's picture

LOLO! this avie reminds me of Cody Bass times!!! hahahahahahahah we be remanisin today on dlisted...
****************************1/20/09
"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"

El Bastardo's picture

Shirley Bassey should've done EVERY Bond theme!! What a pile of shite!

*note* Alicia is sexy though!

letinstar's picture

i don't love it and i don't hate it...i think the song is below the bond song standards though...
_____________________________________________
if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...

M.E.'s picture

I don't like the vocals. It sounds like they are shouting the entire time.

Very disappointed.

eszter's picture

i like it

DivasGone's picture

Submitted by sflilbear on October 1, 2008 - 11:49am

_____________________________________

Hello, fellow salmon. I also didn't hate the song.

*slams door and runs back to bed*

Old sparky's picture

Hate it

Salem13's picture

I was so disappointed with this. I was really looking forward to the song. Jack please just stick to the White Stripes.

-----------------------------------------------
So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain

angel_i's picture

Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 1, 2008 - 11:50am.

Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 11:48am.

OMFG Dreamy is a chola AHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!! LOVE IT!
**********************************

Well, I'm glad you like it! I have to say: after I posted, it ruined my bad mood almost entirely.
Yours got rid of most of the rest of it:)

♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo

Carmeloh's picture

The song is aptly named...

*** "The eyes are the nipples of the face." ***

putsomestankonit's picture

@Ihearthaters I agree A View To A Kill was the last good Bond theme song.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Oh and the video sucks donkey ass, too.

I can't believe I'm going to say it, but even Madonna's craptastic bond song didn't suck so hard.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."

putsomestankonit's picture

Holy fuck that was awful. I love Jack, he's very talented. But damn this must have been an easy pay day for him.

iHeartHaters's picture

Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 11:48am.

OMFG Dreamy is a chola AHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!! LOVE IT!

(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)

Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

sflilbear's picture

Okay, feeling like salmon going against the stream, but I love the song.

iHeartHaters's picture

There hasn't been a good Bond theme since "A View To A Kill". This shit sucks schweaty balls.

(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)

Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

angel_i's picture

And I'm not even fucking first now!

FUCK!

♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo

Fucking_Classy's picture

Fucking awful.
They're both ridiculously overrated.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."

LoLo's picture

ehhhhhh I dont know if I dont like it or if i like it or if i dont mind it but i havent thrown my computer on the floor yet sooooo
_____________________________________________
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

angel_i's picture

OUCHIEE!!!!

Dontcha know I had a shitty morning? FUCK!

♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo

islandgirl's picture

I don't think that Alicia Keys is wearing enough bracelets. As for the song, meh.

***********************************************
If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.