Kelly Osbourne Is A Frequent Visitor To The Free Clinic
In her younger days, Kelly Osbourne was a drunk druggie slut who passed her bare vagina around like she was Sienna Miller at a Married Men's Convention. Kelly says those days are over, but she's still worried about possibly catching STDs.
She tells the Daily Mail: "Alcohol and drugs impair your judgment. I know it's because I was drunk that I had unprotected sex. I'm not the kind of person who talks about my sex life, but I'm not afraid to talk about contraception. I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested (for sexually transmitted infections) and most of the time I don't even need to. I just go for peace of mind."
Correction: She won't talk about her sex life unless there's a reporter in front of her who will publish it in some kind of major paper.
It's a good thing she gets tested several times a year. I mean, she did use to hang out with Parasite Hilton. I need to head down to the free clinic every time I stare too long at a picture of Wonky McValtrex.
And I'm sure most of those celebrity whores are forced to get checked several times a year. Shit. Wonky McValtrex probably has a lab in her own house. It's a requirement if she wants to stay off the CDC's "Most Wanted" list.
Who would shag her though unless he/she was drunk?
Your face!
lol...MOST of the time she doesn't need it!!
well I'm sure it's the only time she gets the clap because it sure isn't for her singing.
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she lost all that weight and she still looks fat. all those stumpy extremeties and stuffed pillow for a face
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She looks like a fat Lily Allen.
Submitted by aquarius on October 1, 2008 - 12:33pm.
MMMM Hmmmmm
You know what? I bet if she took care of herself a little more she could be a beauty.
Not that beauty is all that counts.
She needs to take care of some emotional/maturity issues as well. But hey, that is youth isnt it?
Living and learning and ageing and hair dye!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 1, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Yeah, I see what you're saying. I can understand her paranoia, though... plus weren't there pictures of her being carried out of someplace a few months ago? I'm sure she hasn't completely given up her old skankin' ways. She may not be a beauty, but drunk guys are not known for their discerning tastes.
who he hell would be desperate enough to fuck her?
I actually like Kelly... maybe just because she's pale and I've never seen her covered in that orange LiLo skank glaze. (I'm pale and do NOT tan well).
HIV and AIDS can go undetected for a while, but I thought I read somewhere that it usually takes them about 6 months after infection to show up on a test? That is, if you get a test every 6 months for a year after having unprotected sexual contact, and they're both negative, you're probably safe.
I'm not gonna fault anyone for getting tested for AIDS... I know too many people who absolutely REFUSE to get tested and continue to have occasional unprotected sex and won't even consider the fact that, statistically, they're likely to come down with something and pass it along to countless people.
Edited to add: I went through a very bad time in college after my brother died where I was not giving a single thought to the consequences of anything, and I really have no recollection of a lot of what happened then. I am EXTREMELY lucky that I never ended up with anything, and had to have quite a few "free clinic" tests before I'd sleep with my now-husband. So I am all for STD testing! Everybody go get tested!
Yeah I dont think people were bashing her for being tested on the regular as much as they did not believe she was having the sex on the regular.
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I can't stand the original tator head Kelly anymore than anyone else can. But what I really can't stand are idiots that think that going to get checked out annually for STDs is some sort of thing that only paranoid skanks do. AIDS/HIV can hide in your system for years, even after a "I'm gonna stop fucking without a rubber cuz it might hurt my toilet parts" revelation. That doesn't erase the possibility that HIV could've been contacted prerevelation from unsafe sex. Maybe I'm just old, but I remember when getting checked for AIDS was encouraged.
Having said all that, I blame Ozzy's drug use for this bitch's insane ugliness.
Kids these days need new role models.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
are free clinics actually free? there are no free lunches and somebody always has to pay for 'free'. I do not know if she is trying to do some kind of public service announcement but with all the money this family has she should be able to afford to pay for her helthcare
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ew. who would fuck that? she looks like a weeble.
My ass disappeared with my hairline!
I gave her some of those STD's.
Submitted by UKer on October 1, 2008 - 11:02am.
ok MK i think you need a bit of background on this.
Kelly presents a radio show here in the uk called the surgery, it's on bbc radio1 and it's aimed at the under 18's , kelly is very good on the show and many teenagers call her up for advice on all things including sex , she chose to talk about this because she is a role model to these kids.
rant over.
I've heard her on radio 1 as well, all i can hear is *oinkky oink oink snuffle oink squeek oinky oink*
Why the Obama avvy Brit? Should have Gordon Brown :o)
You can put lipstick on a pig but it will still be Kelly Osborne looking like a bull dog in a dress.
That was the origianl sentence in the Obama speach i think...
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Calling HER up for advice? How could she possibly relate to real people when she fucking lives in a Fantasy world where cash is not a problem for her and she does whatever the fuck she want. I'm sorry but any person that asks her for advice needs PROFESSIONAL HELP.
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@UKer, I've always liked Jack, Sharon and Ozzy. But Kelly is a loud mouth spoiled little brat with zero talent. I guess she's your country's version of Paris Hilton. Plagues that we cannot find cures for.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 1, 2008 - 11:04am
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i don't think it's sad at all, i like kelly, i'm as old as the hills but i do listen to her radio show because it's informative and because i think that the bbc did a good job in picking her to present it.
her brother is also growing up to be a charming young man, their mother did well to move them out of LA when she did.
"I just go for peace of mind." Yeah when you're a ho you need that.
ScarJo said she gets tested i don't know how many times a year, and she then proceeded to insult people who are not paranoid and excessive like her about it. But then she went on to say in another interview (or same one) that she isn't the slut everyone thinks she is. YEAH RIGHT. If you're not promiscuous why be card carrying preferred customer at the free clinic, why be insulting and defensive. Way to go Jo.
How I pity those doctors!
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Now you're lying close to me, making love to me
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Submitted by UKer on October 1, 2008 - 11:02am.
Ewww, she's a role model to young people? How sad is that?
she's nasty but her dress is cute
xx Bunny
All of y'alls comments are making me LOL. Picturing Kelly getting it in her green fuzzy vagina makes me cry.
Totally snowy! I find it so strange that the bitch can have a skinny waist, but her legs and arms and face are all puffy. No one else in her family is puffy like that. Well...they have had some plastic surgery...lol...but still. STRANGE!!!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
she checks because AIDS/HIV can remain dormant for an indefinite time before it manifests itself fullblown in the body. you don't know that after all these years?
ok MK i think you need a bit of background on this.
Kelly presents a radio show here in the uk called the surgery, it's on bbc radio1 and it's aimed at the under 18's , kelly is very good on the show and many teenagers call her up for advice on all things including sex , she chose to talk about this because she is a role model to these kids.
rant over.
They should ask more of these young stars to make public service announcements, but can you imagine them asking young, skanky ass Hollywood?
They know better!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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right Nova? i want her to tell her to PUT DOWN THE LOLLIPOP Tubby!
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It must suck when you put on weight and it only goes to your arms, ankles and face. Poor slutty Kelly. lol
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Why is she worried about STD's if she's not randomly fucking anyone anymore? Isn't she supposedly having safe sex now? Then why go so many times a year?. This bitch makes no sense. Or she's lying to make herfelf relevant.
Imagining her on all fours and squealing for some wasted 40 something she picked up while drunk is something I need to erase from my head.
Also the image of her rotting green and bump covered vagina. Thanks MK for sharing this non news item. Barf.
Clicking on the married men thing leads to a religious site for married men. Funny part is - it's like reading bad d/s porn, every time they mention the sky fairy it's capitalized.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Holy Technicolor Oompah Loompahs Bat Man!
Violet has escaped from Willie Wonka!
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I used to be a swinger
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Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
So how many young men are out there trying to sober up in another tye of clinic for over consumption after they realized they had boinked the oink here?
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This fucking rude cunt thinks she's god's gift. Now can someone tell me... exactly why is she famous?
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