Wednesday, October 1st 2008

Gayelle Lovers At The Beach

SamRo and HoHan are still on a big lezzie holiday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Don't forget to swallow the worm! You know, I could never bring myself to drink the tequila worm. This is surprising because I've swallowed a lot of funky.... Okay, I'll stop. It's too early for that sick gutter talk.

Yesterday, the two little dykies spent the day playing Scrabble (WTF), smoking fags, standing in front of the ocean, staring at the ocean, holding hands and eating frozen sperm pops. Those silly lezzies! You're not supposed to eat the sperm pops! You're supposed to put them up your snatch if you want a baby!

It's still a little strange seeing SamRo in a pretty bikini. She kind of looks like a younger Mr. Burns rocking a sexy two piece. I bet this is what Mark Ronson looks like in a bikini, but his chichis are probably bigger.

Here's more of these two getting sand in their 'ginas in Mexico. I bet the sand exfoliates their chochas when they bump them together later. It makes their honey ham coochies extra soft. Soft like a butch dyke's leather tool belt.

Posted by: Michael K


EastEndGirl's picture

TITS, no I don't, send me a link please.

LoLo, for freaking real? I promise to put on real clothes and burn my kermit robe.

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

stefystef's picture

This girl is such a HAS-BEEN.
Her lesbo act is tired now. She's tired. I'm tired of her.
But thanks to MK, this faux-dyke gets attention.

God Bless MK for helping the has-beens of the world.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

gross

Mel-Tang's picture

Submitted by Jezzabella on October 1, 2008 - 9:50am.
Submitted by Cheez-It on October 1, 2008 - 9:47am.
This bitch is gonna need a cock soon enough...

I don't think so. IMO she was always gay. She just didn't know how to own it. And IMO, since Sam was the one that showed her the way, I think they will last quite a while.

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

But how could she go from being an uber major whore of the cock, to being gayelle? Like overnight? I think she's infatuated by something new and 'exciting,' and she's having some fun down time with a good friend (ie. she's now aware that she can have fun without being fucked up all the time). I think she's going to miss the boys, too.

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RIMADYL KILLS

LoLo's picture

EEG you and Mrs. K meet me down there!

Canada is my next stop after Christmas!

Ima try to make this happen!
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TITS's picture

Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 1, 2008 - 9:56am.

MK what the fuck is wrong with Scrabble? It is my favourite game and I am not ashamed to say so.
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Do you play on line? up for a quickie?

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EastEndGirl's picture

MK what the fuck is wrong with Scrabble? It is my favourite game and I am not ashamed to say so.

LoLo, I am jelly. Have fun!

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

TITS's picture

FYI, WTF is not a valid scrabble word but CWM is.

Scrabble is fun and educational. Like risk with letters.

~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw

Leona's picture

No.More.SamRo/Hohan. You're obsessed Michael and I'm concerned. It's not healthy. Nurse!

LoLo's picture

Ohhhhh speaking of bitches on beaches Im going to Miami tomorrow for some vacay times!!!

Any person have any favorite places to go down there? Good Cuban Sammie spots?

Must see stuff?

ON topic: Ummmmmmmmm Never swim right after you eat and my god you are WHITE! GHOST!

I like these munchers together.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Jezzabella's picture

Submitted by Cheez-It on October 1, 2008 - 9:47am.
This bitch is gonna need a cock soon enough...

I don't think so. IMO she was always gay. She just didn't know how to own it. And IMO, since Sam was the one that showed her the way, I think they will last quite a while.

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

Mel-Tang's picture

Lindsay is too dumb to play Scrabble. Sam just makes her play it to feel smarter.

Yuck @ both of them in bikini's.

<3-------------------------------<3

RIMADYL KILLS

Otter Pop's picture

I can't hate because they look happy together.

Cheez-It's picture

This bitch is gonna need a cock soon enough....i predict Ronson goes all owen wilson and tries to off herself when this happens.

Jezzabella's picture

Personally I think they are a match made in, well made somewhere.

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

RollinStoned's picture

If it wasn't for her rack, Lidsay would look like a boy. Lezzie has no curves

That's the melody to funky town!

That reminds me, how about some spaghetti for dinner?

cuntygolightly's picture

that's a pasty set of dykes

RollinStoned's picture

Honey ham chochas hahahahahahhahahah

That's the melody to funky town!

dogsill's picture

i'm surprised samro isn't wearing an ace bandage bikini like teena brandon.

carefreea's picture

"I bet this is what Mark Ronson looks like in a bikini, but his chichis are probably bigger"

Noooo slagging of Mark - ever!

Jimmy Bocca's picture

MK I know you say things for comic affect, BUT I mean how many times are you going to refer to them as "DYKIE" and "Lezzies" I mean they are gay who cares??! You being a GAY man yourself should feel alittle remorse in resorting to childish bullying name calling that us gay people have grown up with. Gees. There really is no need for that!

plain_sliced's picture

one word: disqusting. lindsay can do better!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Submitted by Lisa Marie on October 1, 2008 - 9:33am.
So what's next? Are we gonna have to watch them scissor eachother?
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At the yawn-worthy rate they're going, it'll be in a game of Twister.

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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus

putsomestankonit's picture

Too early for this shit.

So what's next? Are we gonna have to watch them scissor eachother?

MyTwoCents's picture

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 1, 2008 - 9:28am.

That was cute, I like this game.

LICKING
Y
N
D
S
E
Y
SNATCH

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I SELL PURRRFUME

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Here's the Scrabble board:

L I N D S
O
V
E
S A M R O

4-eva!

Linds must suck at this game if she spells words like "adequite."

Am's picture

Boring! No more SamRo pics unless somebody's muffdiving.