Gayelle Lovers At The Beach
SamRo and HoHan are still on a big lezzie holiday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Don't forget to swallow the worm! You know, I could never bring myself to drink the tequila worm. This is surprising because I've swallowed a lot of funky.... Okay, I'll stop. It's too early for that sick gutter talk.
Yesterday, the two little dykies spent the day playing Scrabble (WTF), smoking fags, standing in front of the ocean, staring at the ocean, holding hands and eating frozen sperm pops. Those silly lezzies! You're not supposed to eat the sperm pops! You're supposed to put them up your snatch if you want a baby!
It's still a little strange seeing SamRo in a pretty bikini. She kind of looks like a younger Mr. Burns rocking a sexy two piece. I bet this is what Mark Ronson looks like in a bikini, but his chichis are probably bigger.
Here's more of these two getting sand in their 'ginas in Mexico. I bet the sand exfoliates their chochas when they bump them together later. It makes their honey ham coochies extra soft. Soft like a butch dyke's leather tool belt.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 1, 2008 - 10:55am.
Of course God has a wicked sense of humour! He gave us George W. Bush for two terms. Now thats comedy for you. God has a very dry Jewish sense of humour.
_Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 10:51am.
HA HA HA!
That Puta dude is a troll from way back when!
we havent had any real hater aide drinkin' here for a while before that, that I know of any way!
On Topic: Original Puta souns like a J-lo perfume or a version of Old Spice for Lezbeans.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 1, 2008 - 10:54am.
OT: Is it normal to be three days late?
NO.
Wind your watch bitch.
"She kind of looks like a younger Mr. Burns rocking a sexy two piece."
Fucking perfect.
Sandbitch-- Your avie is just fine--personally, I think Jesus has a sense of humor. At least God did-- I mean, he talked to Moses as a burning bush for crying out loud! Tell me he wasn't messing with his head a little...
OT: Is it normal to be three days late?
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 1, 2008 - 10:36am.
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 10:34am.
Oh OMFG U totally figured me out!!!! Oh No!! What world!
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You didn't make it difficult.
Go away or at the very least stop advertising your crap glob. (typo hah)
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Sandbitch
NO, DON'T GIVE MY LIFE AWAY!
I'm only dying of laughter right now, I'll die for real later, thank you.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 1, 2008 - 10:47am.
Sandbitch
join me on the bus to hell, I'll save you a seat cause that avvie is so fucking funny, I'm dying here.
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You dying? Shit. I was gonna get you a life for Xmas. I'll give it to LoLo instead.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 10:38am.
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 1, 2008 - 10:34am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 10:32am.
Jesus don't like no gays, ya feel me?
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Belidat!
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Sorry, me speaketh only Queens engrish.
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heh heh heh.
did you hear that 'whoosh' sound?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
God, between the cigs & the SamRo kitty, can you imagine how rancid Blohan's breath is?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Sandbitch
join me on the bus to hell, I'll save you a seat cause that avvie is so fucking funny, I'm dying here.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 10:45am.
Youre hilarious!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lolo - you put shades on Sharon Stone!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 1, 2008 - 10:37am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 10:32am.
OMG! Your av is awesome! I feel the fires of hell getting closer just looking at your av!
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Why thank-ya thank-ya
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys
Jesus is gay.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 1, 2008 - 10:39am
Nope. I never even thought that before you said it just now!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 1, 2008 - 10:36am.
Are you implying Jesus was gay? Because he was always hanging with men?
Submitted by LoLo on October 1, 2008 - 10:36am.
I dunno Jesus was always wearing those long dress like robes and not shaving and sporting sandals.
I think Jesus was a lesbian too.
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OMG I thought I was the only one that thought that!
http://www.aamyko.com
Genital Wart was kicked off Dancing With the Hasbeens!
Wooo!!!! There is justice! Clo-clo still has a chance!!!
edit *fuck i can't spell!*
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 1, 2008 - 10:34am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 10:32am.
Jesus don't like no gays, ya feel me?
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Belidat!
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Sorry, me speaketh only Queens engrish.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 10:32am.
OMG! Your av is awesome! I feel the fires of hell getting closer just looking at your av!
Genius!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
I dunno Jesus was always wearing those long dress like robes and not shaving and sporting sandals.
I think Jesus was a lesbian too.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 10:34am.
Oh OMFG U totally figured me out!!!! Oh No!! What world!
http://www.aamyko.com
I still believe this is just attention getting bullshit. Either that, or she's fuck every guy in Hollywood and has move on to something else. MK, boy did you nail it--"a young Mr. Burns." LMFAO.
playing Scrabble? don't you have to know how to spell for that?
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Submitted by Aamyko. on October 1, 2008 - 10:24am.
You're only here to get hits on your site aren't you.
FYI - it's a lame sex/gossip blog. don't bother clicking.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 10:32am.
Jesus don't like no gays, ya feel me?
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Belidat!
http://www.aamyko.com
Jesus don't like no gays, ya feel me?
I'm soo pissed! I was just in Cabo 2 weeks ago for my honeymoon and only saw non-celebrity gays and gayelles!! Freakin rip off!
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 1, 2008 - 10:28am.
Take yourself hating ass and God's sending homosexuals to hell piece of trash comments elsewhere. That is all.
at least samro rocked sandles this time and not the sneakers?
oh yes cos this site is just for serious comments... chillax!
http://www.aamyko.com
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 1, 2008 - 10:24am.
Touchy this morning aren't we? get up on the wrong side of the bed and can't take a joke love?
I just find comments like yours annoying and have no place here. Or anywhere else really.
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 1, 2008 - 10:22am.
wuuuuuuut?
Tell me you are NOT a self hater!
What about your damn panty creamer site?
I mean you may go to hell because those dudes are NOT panty creamer an Jesus Dont like false advertisement related to the nature of panty creaming, but Jesus dont care what you do with your fun place.
edit: JOkes! Aaamyko has jokes! Ok yay!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
just cos I'm gay don't mean i ain't down with the lord.
http://www.aamyko.com
SamRo's face looks so typically middle-aged-British housewife in the big picture above. Hohan looks terrible in a bikini. Other than her store-bought boobs, she has no curves whatsoever. It really disturbs me to see how straight up and down she is. Even when she did those "last sitting" photos, I was grossed out by her non-existent figure. Even SamRo has a better waist-hip ratio than her. :shivers and hurls:
this sam fellow has a really weird body. stick thin but somehow looks fat... lindsay's ass is still very saggy
Touchy this morning aren't we? get up on the wrong side of the bed and can't take a joke love?
http://www.aamyko.com
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 1, 2008 - 10:18am.
Despite my personal feelings for lezzies I think it's KINDA sweet these two like each others pussy. I guess it must be love so go on living in sin girls... I pray to the lord Jesus Christ that he will forgive you.
Fuck off loser. Its not up to you to make that judgment.
they went to the mexican coke stand for lunch
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 1, 2008 - 10:18am.
Despite my personal feelings for lezzies I think it's KINDA sweet these two like each others pussy. I guess it must be love so go on living in sin girls... I pray to the lord Jesus Christ that he will forgive you.
Um... excuse me Mrs. White...I thought Carrie crucified you at the end of the movie?
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Submitted by Aamyko. on October 1, 2008 - 10:18am.
eh? wait I thought you were the gay too?
Oh is you joking?
*searches for coffee*
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 1, 2008 - 10:07am.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 1, 2008 - 9:59am.
I don't if this helps, but maybe she was confused about her sexuality and was a big ho about it. I know that with some people before coming out they act that way. They will sleep with as many members of the opposite sex because they are still confused and in denial and they have something to prove to themselves. But when they do get a handle on who they really are they're okay with it. Maybe that was Linds problem?
Personally, I think she's just a big dumb ho anyway. But maybe that's why she acted that way. Who knows. I can't believe SamRo is ok with being with the girl from "Parent Trap." LMAO
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RIMADYL KILLS
Despite my personal feelings for lezzies I think it's KINDA sweet these two like each others pussy. I guess it must be love so go on living in sin girls... I pray to the lord Jesus Christ that he will forgive you.
http://www.aamyko.com
SamRo looks like Anthony Michael Hall when he was a kid!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
both FUG
SamRo should NOT be wearing a bikini. She proves that just because you're skinny, doesn't mean you automatically have a bikini body.
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Samuel looks like she has major scoliosis or lack of calcium or something resulting in the "Mr. Burns" frame she is sporting in her early 30's. The chain smoking is making it worse too. I mean, nothing against smoking but they will not last long with a cig constantly in their mouths.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 1, 2008 - 9:59am.
I don't if this helps, but maybe she was confused about her sexuality and was a big ho about it. I know that with some people before coming out they act that way. They will sleep with as many members of the opposite sex because they are still confused and in denial and they have something to prove to themselves. But when they do get a handle on who they really are they're okay with it. Maybe that was Linds problem?
LMAO at sam looking like mr.burns... hahhaaaa
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
SamRo looks like the type that has a really scary hairy bush...you know, like the hippie types in the 70's used to rock.