I Knew It!
Amanda Woodward was arrested this past weekend for driving while being wasted and it looks like she was set up! TMZ reports that a nosy hag who goes by the name of Jill Ishkanian is the bitch who snitched to the police and the paparazzi about Heather Locklear.
And Jill isn't just your normal dumb bitch snitch. Jill used to work for UsWeekly and was investigated by the FBI for allegedly hacking into the magazine's computer database to find celebrities after she left the joint.
Jill had been following Heather around Montecito while she was doing boring shit like going to the supermarket. Jill called 911 when she witnessed Amanda get into her car. Jill told the cops Heather was boozing even though she wasn't. DUH! Allison Parker is the one who loves the bottle.
Right after she reported Heather, Jill called the paparazzi to let them know what was about to go down. The rest is history.... Heather was arrested and later let go. The police say booze wasn't involved, but they are testing to see what Heather was on. She was probably just HIGH on life and Jill hates that!
Basically, Jill is working for someone who can't stand to see Heather happy! It makes her vagina scream, her eyeballs bulge and her mouth produce the word "CUNT." You know who I'm talking about: Denise Richards! I can smell her pig's shit all over this story. And to think that I was actually on her team and she goes on does this! Irv Richards is not going to be happy about it.
At least one good thing came out of this whole thing. We got this amazing mug shot of Heather looking forever glamorous. Seriously. This needs to be her next L'Oreal Paris ad. Because you're worth it!
Its just really sad. She looks so pitiful that I am actually hoping they find nothing and drop the charges.
Submitted by starcasm.net on October 1, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Fuck off with your spam sammies!
You can advertise in less annoying ways you know!
Take a class at your local Jr. College FFS!
*mumbles something about Devry and kicks dirt at you*
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Has anyone looked at the size of her pupils? You could drive a truck through them, they're so large. Setup or no setup, Heather was on something. Large pupils are indicative of stimulant abuse...coke, meth, ecstacy, adderall, ritalin and also lsd, muchrooms, etc. The eyes in Heather's mugshot are not the eyes of a sober woman. Period.
thats reallly messed up.. i hope the judge dismisses the case.. i saw on tmz yesterday how this cop was taking a picture of her while getting handcuffed with his cell phone. i just thought it was all sorts of wrong..
Snowy
I hear ya... same here... I've been looking into going back to school but it's expensive! damn
everything is! times are rough right now!
Monica and Mateo are sick too! tis the season
Countdown to Restraining Order against Jill in 3...2...1.
xxyxz : sigh same shit different day.
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i was framed!
OMG! that happened HERE?!
Fuck Jill... Stupid CUNT!
Heres a nice little video of Jill to give you some perceptive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7tqP-Enhc
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Poor Heather. It's not just the roots...she needs a trim. Those bitches probably interrupted her day just before her hair appt. I'd cry too!
Submitted by fuckingclassy on October 1, 2008 - 10:56am.
Jill is the bitch who apeared on Denise Richards show and whom Denise called "cunt". How do ya not know this bitches? Jill is well known here in Hollywood, I've seen her bunch of times.
FO REAL?????
*gulp*
I smell something FISHY! No it is not the Kelly Osborne thread either!
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Jill "Ish" is right! fucking narc whore!!
Dammit Jill, why you gotta ruin a good name?!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Jill is the bitch who apeared on Denise Richards show and whom Denise called "cunt". How do ya not know this bitches? Jill is well known here in Hollywood, I've seen her bunch of times.
Wow she looks good in a mugshot with mascara everywhere. Not bad for a mug
I feel bad for Heather; I hope that things work out for her.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
I've never been able to hate on her. There seems to be an underlying sadness about her. She really doesn't look that bad for a mug shot.
She should have been arrested for those roots alone.
This is not the Miss Locklear I crushed on as a youth.
Get it together, Sammy Ho!
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I don't get why she would look so glassy-eyed and upset if she weren't fucked up. I mean cmon, if she wasn't fucked up she could just do an Amanda Woodward and say "HOW DARE YOU!!!" to the cops and lawyer up. No reason to smudge the makeup.
That is such a sad mug shot.
At least she is not posing all coy like some some people thinking it's a photo op.
She looks like she's one something to me. Look at those eyes. And I thought the police said she was on something but didn't know what as of yet.
Cocoa Mocha Sugar.....SHHHHHHHHHHH! Dammit, you're going to ruin my cover...
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RIMADYL KILLS
Steven Carrington, Bart Fallmont, and the ghosts of Ted Dinard and Luke Fuller are behind this. DAMNIT SAMMY JO!
In all seriousness, how horrible! I hope, when/if it's shown Heather wasn't on anything, she sues this bitch.
Wow. Some hos have a lot of spite.
I wonder....but not about this. I was wondering about soemthing else. THIS, now this is just something my brain cant wonder about right now.
Too freeeeeKAY!
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
Who is Jill Ishkanian? I found very little about her online.
Sounds like a pap creating a news story to make a buck. Surely that's nothing new?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
YAY for Jill the snitch! She should be hot slut.
Heather is a slag.
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Damn. That's beyond fucked up. This Jill bitch was probably doing all kinds of crazy shit to her for no apparent reason. This is like some single white female type shit. daaaayum.
Her mascara is running because she was probably crying her eyes out for getting arrested and not doing anything wrong.
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
I agree with those that say don't jump to conclusions, so what if Heather was weaving and then decided to park her car in the middle of the highway blocking traffic; maybe she was having issues applying her lipstick. Better yet it was the fault of the paparazzi for making her take all of those prescription pills that impaired her driving. The popo should have left Heather alone and arrested the paparazzi; or better yet, the pharmacy that sold her the meds.
If I were Heather, I'd get that bitch Jill Ishkanian killed -- before she does it.
I agree with ISprainedMyUvula, there is a creepy "President of the Selena fan club" vibe here.
That bitch is fucking crazy!! I think she should get outed and stalked to see if she fucking likes it.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
You don't have to drag Denise into it!
Hang on a minute. I just saw the tipped off paparazzi's pics of the arrest at TMZ, and they include Heather walking out of a shop and to her car to get a ciggie and even pushing her car??? I thought the paps were notified AFTER the call to the cops? I smell a rat called Jill Ishkanian and a set up.
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I SELL PURRRFUME
OMG, this was TOTALLY set up by Allison when she found out Amanda was trying to seduce Billy in her office!
Mark my words... this has Kimberly Shaw written all over it. :)
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Poor Sami Jo. I bet Alexis paid that Jill chick off.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
I'm waiting too...
she may have had her medications adjusted, you never know.
if she was drunk/high there would have been bail set, etc..
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
@ Mike:
Let's not rush to judge. She may not have been on anything. My girlfriend was accused of DUI but the case was dismissed. She was just tired but looked a mess. Just like Locklear's mugshot.
Weird....life imitates 'art'.
David Spade's probably behind this.
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
OK, true story: A couple of months ago I was driving and saw this Verizon Wireless truck in front of me weaving all over the road. I got in front of it at the light, looked in the rear-view, and saw the driver nodding out. I looked again and he was hitting on a beer.
I called 911, and they patched me through to an officer nearby. I almost crash trying to describe this truck and it's location. The cop tells me to go park in a nearby mall parking lot and wait. Then he tells me it's alright to go. He calls me back to say he pulled the guy over, and he wasn't drunk, just drinking at the wheel! He cited him for driving with open booze.
I guess you have to be fall-down drunk to get busted in Villa Park, IL.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Well, that's shitty and all, but that still doesn't excuse the fact that she was driving impaired.
That sucks for Heather and what's wrong with some people? The mug shot looks pretty good considering it's a mug shot.
That is so fucked up. I agree with ISprained, there is a deranged fanclub president factor.
Why stalk Heather Locklear? The poor thing has been going through hell, and doesn't bother anybody.
Sick.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I feel badly for her too, can't imagine getting arrested for no good reason, getting arrested for a good reason sucks as it is.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
That's some Melrose Place drama
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That's the melody to funky town!
Gives off a creepy "President of the Selena Fan Club" vibe.
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
Yeah, this part of celebrity must suck. I feel sorry for Heather. No one needs a distraught picture with smudged mascara.