And You Thought Your Job Sucked
A train station in India has a problem with a bunch of bitchy ass monkeys bothering their passengers, so they hired a man to dress as a monkey to scare them off. By the looks of the dude's uniform it looks like the only thing he's scaring off are the passengers. Couldn't they have given him a friendlier looking monkey costume?! He looks like some evil demon monkey! I bet his wife has a fucking heart attack every time he comes home.
He may look like a scary ass monkey to us, but he looks like a fool to the monkeys. You know those bitchy monkeys don't give a human's ass! They sit there, eating their bananas, scratching their red asses and laughing at the poor motherfucker crawling around like his back just went out. Those monkeys are thinking to themselves, "Ain't that a bitch!"
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did we scare away the bitch who was a picking on yew?
on topic, those monkeys couldn't give a fuck.
and, I hate monkeys, they gross me out. about the only animal I don't like.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 30, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 30, 2008 - 5:20pm.
MAAARRFFAAAA! I wonder if you have bigger loads the bigger your balls are?
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Hahaha, that is a great question. I wish that old woman that did the sex talk show was still on. I'd call in in a heartbeat. I guess it would make sense that they would be - if the equipment is bigger, then it would be logical for the product to be as well, right?...
Erlack. That would be horrible. haha. How are you m'dear?
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
The monkeys are like: WHAT - EVAH, you fugly ass ape.
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Submitted by Thornhill on September 30, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Live monkey brains are a delicacy in Spain...
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Ok, whatever...INDY!
hahaha. They are totally laughing at him. The monkeys AND the people. LMAO They are enjoying their bananas. How adorable. :)
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how did this guy get this job? was it posted on monster or craigslist...i'm going on craigslist and see if there are similar job requests...
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Live monkey brains are a delicacy in Spain...
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I like the Baboon's with the big ole red ass and blue nose.
Clarisse, I don't care if he's covered in poop. I'll spread his fromunda cheese on a cracker and eat it...ok, that was a little gross but you get idea.
I hear Monkeys taste like balls man
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Speaking of vomit, the woman who moans in her chair is eating something that strongly resembles the odor of McDonald's vomit.
The old monkey guy should take off his red bloomers, he'd clear the whole station.
Indian's worship Gods in the form of animals, that's why they are protected. I hear monkey's are good eatin...
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Submitted by FatMartha on September 30, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Ahahahaha You took the words right out of my big ol' mouf. He had a couple of basketballs in a bag back there!!
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MAAARRFFAAAA! I wonder if you have bigger loads the bigger your balls are?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 30, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Bonasera!
Can you just picture the scene! Gerry Butler waking up after an all nighter! Booze, smoke, BO and puke breathe!
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Gerard Butler does not vomit. Or shit. Or have boogers, bad breath, smelly farts, smelly burps, or dandruff.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 30, 2008 - 5:08pm.
SWEET JESUS did you see the balls on that monkey? They were the size of a baby's head!
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Ahahahaha You took the words right out of my big ol' mouf. He had a couple of basketballs in a bag back there!!
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Bonasera!
Can you just picture the scene! Gerry Butler waking up after an all nighter! Booze, smoke, BO and puke breathe!
Yep, i'd still fuck him. Well, i'd give him a tic tac first.
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 30, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 5:11pm.
In the body to genital ratio - the human male is right up there. If a naked man is in a tree, you can't miss the peen can you. I rest my case.
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Sadly, sometimes you can miss it.
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Like a button on a fur coat...
cock and balls caock and balls cock and balls
OHHH WEE! These monkeys is just WOMANIZERS!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 5:11pm.
In the body to genital ratio - the human male is right up there. If a naked man is in a tree, you can't miss the peen can you. I rest my case.
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Sadly, sometimes you can miss it.
Sooooo, they are pissed that the monkey's are annoying people, yet they provide them with food?
*scratches head*
Arent monkeys in India sacred or something? I remember watching a documentary where they go to this temple overrun with monkeys. I also remember one where it was overrun with rats and the people were leaving food for them to eat and were even sharing the food with them. People in India are nuts.
Love Carrottop, your pic of my baby Gerry is hideous. I would still hit it though even if I have to move his fupa out of the way.
Do any of those monkeys look even remotely afraid? Hellz no!
well I'll be a monkey's uncle...
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At the zoo here, the smarty pants who designed it, had the monkey's right next to the food court. Einsteins those were. The damn monkey's flung their shit at people who attempted to sit and eat.
It has now been reconfigured and the food court is no longer covered in monkey shit.
They seriously sit there, wait for someone to pass by, shit in their hand, and fling it.
Bitchy monkey's!
Big balls are bad; the bigger the balls the more of a slut you are. That's why chimps have huge balls...gorillas have little ones and they mate for life.
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In the body to genital ratio - the human male is right up there. If a naked man is in a tree, you can't miss the peen can you. I rest my case.
I just noticed something. Where are they getting the damned bananas from.
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_Submitted by chin chin on September 30, 2008 - 5:07pm.
SWEET!
I think he hangs out with that guy who listens to heavy metal on his ear phones and screams the lyrics IN YOUR FAAAAAAAAAACE!
And the little skinny guy who is dressed in all white and walk-runs around in circles.
*real people im talkie about too*
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SWEET JESUS did you see the balls on that monkey? They were the size of a baby's head!
OMG Mike Rowe should go there and do an episode of Dirty Jobs!!!!
Submitted by islandgirl on September 30, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Who knew monkeys had such big balls? You learn something new every day on Dlisted.
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Monkeys don't know we got big bangin' balls either. If they did, we'd see the monkey laugh more often.
IS THIS SERIOUS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
If those monkees are bitchy bold enough to feck with the passengers who's to say that the head monkey in charge won't have monkey man's ass kicked for coming on his territory.
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Submitted by LoLo on September 30, 2008 - 5:04pm.
This was filmed at the Delancy stop on the F train wasnt it? Ive seen that guy! LOL ha ha ha!!!!
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haha lolo, i've also seen him playing the kazoo to "paradise city" at 2nd ave, LOL
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He must have a nasty backache at the end of his shift everyday
Jeez I thought a bird shiting on you was bad, I can't imagine what monkey shit must be like.
Music theme? I'll throw in the "Bad Touch" song. They were dressed in monkey suits.
Right?
maybe they should stop feeding them the fucking bananas!
Damn dirty apes.
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This was filmed at the Delancy stop on the F train wasnt it? Ive seen that guy! LOL ha ha ha!!!!
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God Damn that one monkey had HUGE nuts!
Anyway, I'm sure those fuckers fling their poo on the passengers.
Damn monkeys.
Continuing the music theme, they could do a Peter Gabriel and shock the monkey.
Who knew monkeys had such big balls? You learn something new every day on Dlisted.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
They need that Heidi Montag skank to scare those monkeys away. They wouldn't even need her, just that hideous caterwauling sound she called music. Of course, that would make commuters' ears bleed as well.
*back to the drawing board*
WTF??? seriously I saw no scared monkeys
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
If only Indians knew how to spank their monkeys.
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