Afternoon Crumbs
That fugly bra isn't doing anything for Megan Fox's tittays. And the sexy lady dude in the back is stealing the scene from her. - IDLYITW
Jennifer Aniston is still in Mexico and still in a bikini - Egotastic!
And she's with a man too! Yes, he's being paid to be near her, but still! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Lance Bass' awkward stunt kiss on DWTS - Towleroad
Speaking of stunt kisses, here's Timberdouche and Biel in Rome - Popsugar
Crowe & Alley: Separated at the buffet - Cityrag
Man saves pooch from shark! - SAYOR
The Rock is still making movies - Lainey Gossip
Spoiler alert! Serena Van der Woodsen's new love interest is prettier than she is - Just Jared
Mary Carey's assy chest - Hollywood Tuna
Vanessa Hudgens bought a mansion for $2.75 million. Hopefully it has a make-up parlor for Zac - Hollywood Rag
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Crowe & Alley: Separated at the buffet - Cityrag
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He reminds me of Meat Loaf. The "singer" or the supper-thing you bake in the oven - take your pick. Only the thing you bake in the oven is more sexually attractive.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
wow, Mariah Carey looks like shit.
edit: I didn't realize that said Mary Carey. Stupidity happens.
I've decided that Megan Fox actually isn't at all hot.
Discount Angelina (a.k.a. Megan Fox) needs to stop trying so hard and start acting. She is becoming a very pretty joke.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 30, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Sandbitch
Oh i don't know about Camden. Wino has a tourette's fists!
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Ah, but I have pink slipper in hong kong phoeey. I shall protect you!
Tourette's....LOLOLOL.
I don't have Tourette's, but I do have intermittent coprolalia.
Jennifer Aniston is still in Mexico and still in a bikini
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Nice work if you can get it.
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"I wasn't even sposed to be there so, SHUT up!"
Clarisse! LMAO @ Tourette's fist.. I'll say that the next time the cops try to put me in jail for hitting lil baby chickens.. Oh Its my tourette's, I uncontrollably fist things. here's my Doctors note *throws dirt in their eyes, runs*
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Sandbitch
Oh i don't know about Camden. Wino has a tourette's fists!
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 30, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Sandbitch!
England, Scotland, Ireland. In that order.
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First stop in the UK will be Camden. Go walkies up Wino's street and take pics...then to the pub on the cnr. Then we can sleep on the footpath outside Amy's joint.
Hmm... well Megan Fox needed a lot of work to make her face look as much like Angelina Jolie as it now does (her pre-surgery face is much more ordinary), but she obviously hasn't spent too much dosh on her body yet. Cue imminent boob job: 5...4...3...2... etc
That man behind Megan Fox in the photo looks like one of those raging nancy boys who works in the Nordstrom cosmetics department who really cakes on the foundation but their skin is absolutely terrible, like blackheadville, USA, population eww. And yet, they try to give you skincare advice, and you're just there looking for Kleenex to blow your nose.
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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
ha ha ha ha!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
No Lolo. rockets going to buy Clarisse a present or do a 'favor' for Clarisse first!! 'faaavvorr' let it roll off your tongue, Faaavor!! Favor Fav..hahah.. *puts clock around neck*
Yeah Booooyee!
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Psst, Rocket...I'm partial to brownies! Frosted brownies....
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
I feel like just posting over and over and over again to piss off Original Pussy.
Okie I have a fever!
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Rocket says sorry yall!
Rocket made it good.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww
yay Rocket!
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Rocket.. You maybe could have clicked on Clarisse's name, or looked at Clarisse's name to see that its, uh, Clarisse.. Also.. well, nevermind!! Oy!! You must buy clarisse a present now, or do something For Clarisse..
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Sandbitch!
England, Scotland, Ireland. In that order.
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
CHEAPY HORR WITH SAGGY CHIN AND TETAS…..HALLOWEEN IS COMING, JARED PLEASE PROVIDE US WITH CHINNY’S CHINNY CHIN CHIN HALLOWEEN MASKS !!! BY THE WAY, IS CHINNIFER WEARING ONE OF HER CHINNY’S MASKS IN THESE HORRING PHOTOS??? I KNOW THE NOSE IS FAKE…SO ARE THE BOOBS AND THE LIPS…SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW WITH THIS CHEAPO HORR??
AND CORRECTION, ANGIE DOES NOT NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR BRAD’S 24/7….COZ BRAD IS CRAZY ABOUT ANGIE AND THEIR BEAUTIFUL KIDS… GO GO GO BRANGELINA !!! FOREVER
Sorry...don't know what came over me there...
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Well it certainly wasn't intelligence.
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Well sorry listers, but I thought that was all one post from a Just Jared devotee.
duuude. i was really surprised from those pics to see that her body is totally shitty, she has one of those shapes with no boobs, perfect stomach, and big ass and hips, i absolutely hate that pear shape...so unattractive. it's a shame on such a cute girl.
Don't snark on my next husband -- Russell Crowe will always be WAAAAAAAY too hot to compare to that windbag Kirstie Alley.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
Where in the FC.UK would you like to go Clarisse?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 30, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Sandbitch!!!
Are you feelin froggie???
When is the next time you are headed to the UK? You promised me i could hitch a ride!
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I'm polishing the broomstick and I'll come get ya!
Megan Fox is overrated. Her body doesn't even look THAT hot.
Timberbarf and Biel are gross and boring. They look like they're posing. Plus, their smugness is just oozing through my computer screen. Ughhhh. He will only become interesting to me if he dates Britney again. Now, there's a match made in Heaven.
2.75 mil isn't THAT much for a large house in LA. She must live outside the city or something. Either way, life's not fair.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Clarisse: OH MY GAWD. That was priceless! Thank you -- I work in the banking industry, & I needed a laugh!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by KD on September 30, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Drama- now I'm totally picturing Mickey Mouse as Hugh Heffner, lol!
Circa 1970? Gold chains, smoking jacket, maybe a pipe?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Stainless Steel Scalpel $50
Once used Gauze $1.50
Scissors to stab this mother fucker w/.. Priceless
Rocket Surgeon Times!
Shit face
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Oh no! is that a white & black ruff ruff under my tire?? OH no, its just a rocket!!! Whew. that was close!!
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Thank you, Rocket, for taking the time from your busy scheduling of being a literary genius and PhD student to grace us with your presence.
@oklahoma: we all have gifts...my gift is i don't have a pretzel vagine nor can i look the other way when i see old balls coming at me...;)
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Sandbitch!!!
Are you feelin froggie???
When is the next time you are headed to the UK? You promised me i could hitch a ride!
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Megan Fox's body is so Mediocre...so plain and average...she just doesn't have "it".....
Jen aniston is going trough a mid life crisis, you know the one many celebrities go through when approaching 40 (i.e, Mariah Carey, Pam Anderson)
Venessa Hudgens, well the economy mess the country is going through doesn't seem to be affecting her...this world is so unfair in so many ways....
Jess and Justin....Puke, puke and more PUKE!
Mary Carey....that zit on her forehead is bigger that her tits!
but Most importantly, i'm glad that little doggie got saved....
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
"Well it certainly wasn't intelligence."
Easy there Rusty...i was being facetious. That was a Just Jared post from yesterday.
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Submitted by Rocket on September 30, 2008 - 3:21pm.
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WTF does that mean?? Huh, Explain this intelligence thing.. Go on!!
That's no sexy ginge lady dude in the back - it's Marcel Marceau bitches!
CHEAPY HORR WITH SAGGY CHIN AND TETAS…..HALLOWEEN IS COMING, JARED PLEASE PROVIDE US WITH CHINNY’S CHINNY CHIN CHIN HALLOWEEN MASKS !!! BY THE WAY, IS CHINNIFER WEARING ONE OF HER CHINNY’S MASKS IN THESE HORRING PHOTOS??? I KNOW THE NOSE IS FAKE…SO ARE THE BOOBS AND THE LIPS…SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW WITH THIS CHEAPO HORR??
AND CORRECTION, ANGIE DOES NOT NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR BRAD’S 24/7….COZ BRAD IS CRAZY ABOUT ANGIE AND THEIR BEAUTIFUL KIDS… GO GO GO BRANGELINA !!! FOREVER
Sorry...don't know what came over me there...
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Well it certainly wasn't intelligence.
Letinstar.. haha,, I think she was born a pretzel.. Well her vagina was anyways. She's really pretty & *shuders when saying this* doesn't seem to be affected by the age of dick that knocks on her throat..
You're totally right. The sexy ginge lady-dude in the background of that pic steals the show.
The shark-punching dog-rescuer is a hero!
What an incredibly brave and selfless thing to do!
Glad to hear the little dog is going to be ok.
It's nice to read a story with a happy ending for a change.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
@oklahoma: LOL!!!!...your sister must be young...i can't get on my knees and bend like a pretzel anymore...my shelf life is starting to expire...;)
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@Clarisse.. Go Go Gadget Failed Marriage..
there, say that, you will be back to normal.. And you can say Go Go Gadget Key to get into your house tonight! Voila!!
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_Submitted by Clarisse on September 30, 2008 - 3:15pm.
That was beautiful.
kisses! Taco Kisses for you!
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Megan Fox is simply not that hot,period.
2.75 for a house in California is not all that much.Is her career in the sinker?
Alley loves food, maybe she needs to get laid.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
letinstar. I can give you my sisters #.. That's all she does, Suck rich dude dick.. Dance for rich dude dick.. Smile for rich dude dick.. Eat for rich dude dick. Well you get the picture.. lol.. But she's my sister, and I just remind her that "I think you're adopted bitch. Stop calling me!" lol
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
CHEAPY HORR WITH SAGGY CHIN AND TETAS…..HALLOWEEN IS COMING, JARED PLEASE PROVIDE US WITH CHINNY’S CHINNY CHIN CHIN HALLOWEEN MASKS !!! BY THE WAY, IS CHINNIFER WEARING ONE OF HER CHINNY’S MASKS IN THESE HORRING PHOTOS??? I KNOW THE NOSE IS FAKE…SO ARE THE BOOBS AND THE LIPS…SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW WITH THIS CHEAPO HORR??
AND CORRECTION, ANGIE DOES NOT NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR BRAD’S 24/7….COZ BRAD IS CRAZY ABOUT ANGIE AND THEIR BEAUTIFUL KIDS… GO GO GO BRANGELINA !!! FOREVER
Sorry...don't know what came over me there...
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The doggie vs shark vs doggie owner is a goodie.
The town where the doggie lives is called ISLAMORADA ... Islamorada?
A shark ate Australia's Prime Minister in 1966. Or maybe the dingo did it. Anyvote, I think Obama should stay away from Islamorada.
Drama- now I'm totally picturing Mickey Mouse as Hugh Heffner, lol!
i'm offended that this 19 year old nobody can afford a house, let alone one costing $2.75M...i swear i should've sucked much more rich dick when i was younger...
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Compared to most 40 yr olds, JA has a nice figure. But she has an ugly ass and tits... and face!
Kirstie is a mess.
But I'd rather look like either one of them than Mary Carey. *scared face*
I'm impressed that Vanessa has the smarts to buy a house, cuz her career won't last forever.
LMAO...sexy lady dude. Hilarious. But MF's armpit cleavage...is...not!
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