Wednesday, October 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 30th!
And this children, is where rainbows come from. - Cunty LaRue
Runners-up:
He's added the stuffing. The oven is preheated to 450. The headband will pop off when chicken is fully cooked. - Two Drink Min
Even Jose the Amateur Proctologist can't find Phoebe's talent. - Team Valtrex
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"See? I told you the carpets match the drapes!"
Firerectum!!
Sweetas honey xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :o)
Despite their best efforts and after a long hard search, it seems that any traces of PP's modesty, had in fact, gone into the shitter.
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Breaking News: Phoebe Price just gave birth to Scott Baio
pp dildo fitting?
When the hell did jeremy piven's hair grown back?
No, Phoebe, you can't light farts with your firecrotch.
"I found Waldo."
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Hang on Phoebes! I think I got something!! Wait, don't move! Here it….Nope…that wasn't talent either.
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Tinkersmell
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
And then, before the poor guy could get clear, Phoebe coined the term "upsquirt."
ElB, sexay!! XXXXXOOOOOOO
See, no cellulite!
And they said the Kris Angel Las Vegas show was a disaster...
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funny... she really does taste like chicken...
And this children, is where rainbows come from.
Flying monkeys will come out of there before she's relevant.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
He must have grown tired of his view of the chicken cutlets because he’s clearly seeking out the other white meat!
Under Phoebe
Under Phoebe
You'll see it's wetter down where it's better, take it from me.
in her attempt to have every color of the rainbow emulating out of her, Phoebe went through her check list:
red shoes? check!
orange hair? check!
yellow/green dress? check!
guy wearing blue shirt, with black hair, going someplace brown? check!
who let the dogs out?
Phoebe-" Can you see the sun shining out of it Henri?"
Phoebe piles everyone in and they all head off to Chanel for another protest
There, do you see any cellulite?? NO!
This is a touching photo for the online obit that reads... "MK finally realized a life long dream to be P. 'Cutlets' Prices' fart releaser. Unfortunately for the little queen who could he died an agonizing death shortly after this photo was taken. It is believed to be the result of all the preservatives necessary for maintaining the elegant beauty of the 'cutlet' that produced the toxic cloud responsible for killing MichaelK
Does she glow in the dark?
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
There's actually someone lower on the totem pole than Phoebe: the guy who airs out her farts.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Crack is whack!
International supermodel PP prepares for her interpretation of marilyn monroe's famous pose using a different kind of hot air to blow her skirt up.
Oui, az you see ze turtles head swimming in le cottage fromage!
No! I said I'd shit on Chanel not Manuel!
in her quest for originality, pp shows her trademark fart blow salute
How the Phoebe Price / Shauna Sands tie for Classless bitch of 2008 was decided.
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Yes, the carpet matches the drapes. She's a natural redhead.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Every time Phoebe farts, a fairie gets his wings.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Phoebe's latest endeavor is bottling her sweet smelling chicken cutlet farts as an air freshener.
For the love of God, somebody off David Blaine.
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Recipe for instant chicken salad: Take one Phoebe Price smirk, add lettuce colored dress, and quickly flash cottage cheese ass. Do not eat. Ever.
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Fluffers in Hell.
not a caption: I kinda like Phoebe's haircolor. I know it's tres fakey, but I like it.
yeh the other half of the horse is coming PP!
~~Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders/Making the Team 3-
October 4~~~
Phoebe getting lessons on how to tuck.
Time to air out the red carpet!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
L'Oreal Lava Red haircolor - $9
Homemade Headband - $5
Fairy princess costume from Spencer's Gifts - $30
Ruby Slippers from Walmart - $14.99
Making the cover of US Weekly because some stranger has his hand up your ass - Pheobe Priceless
of course Phoebe Price is the only girl still willing to go wild for Joe Francis...
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...and THIS is the pose that will have everyone noticing your headbands.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Refusing to be reduced to lighting her own farts to get attention, Phoebe hires an assistant.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
OHHHHH!!...When you said you had a red carpet event...I was thinking it was under your dress. My bad!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Jesus!
That wasn't a caption.
And dis is da classy pose for da red carpet, yes?
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
no caption could ever enhance this picture.
Amazingly, she really *does* talk out of her ass!
Phoebe: See I told you I didn't have a dick
IDK, I just wanted to try out my new av.. Sue me!
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