Wednesday, October 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 30th!
And this children, is where rainbows come from. - Cunty LaRue
Runners-up:
He's added the stuffing. The oven is preheated to 450. The headband will pop off when chicken is fully cooked. - Two Drink Min
Even Jose the Amateur Proctologist can't find Phoebe's talent. - Team Valtrex
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Michael K's new job of smelling Phoebe Price's farts
A sneak peak at Michael K's dream last night..
You bring the canned peaches. I'll bring the cottage cheese.
Michael K's new job of smelling Phoebe Price's smart
The reboot of the Muppets franchise has run into a few production problems.
"Look at that! She farts and little sparkles of light come flying out of her butt!!"
There's just so much fucking wrong with that picture that I wouldn't know where to start. Good luck choosing a winner for this one, MK.
And the wind cried Phoebe...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 30, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Phoebe's so classy, she actually hired a sous chef to toss her salad.
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heh. I like this one.
There needs to be a vote option for these caption contests.
You want chicken cutlets put where??!
Do chicken nugget queefs come with dipping sauce?
When you're this elegant, all your farts come out in the form of a little Mexican homo. Ole? No. OGAY!
I know your career is in here somewhere...
Stop tap dancing down jackass alley...
Michael K goes where he has never gone before.
Phoebe's so classy, she actually hired a sous chef to toss her salad.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Hold on, aim it more towards Chanel!
pablo helping ms.chicken cutlets see people how she pu**y farts chicken flavor!
In stores now: the limited-edition life-size Phoebe Price hand puppet! Available everywhere, except Chanel. Paint-on cellulite sold separately.
Hey, SamRo! Want to see a real fire crotch? One that doesn't taste like old cigarettes!
chicken soup for the z-list soul
........A nasty old crack
......plumber called in to fix
...found charmin kitty
Sensing confusion in her answers, an attentive aide lifts the curtain on Governor Palin's emergency teleprompter.
KFC HQ
Does a chicken have lips?
prince eric finally answers the age old question of how many wonders can one cavern hold.
"I want the dress to BILLOW when I let one out..."
There once was a lass name of Pheobe
that wanted everyone to see her peepee.
Cries of NO to that shit
came from the car dealership
so poor Pheobe something something something...
anyone? A little help here?
What came first the chicken cutlet or the egg? Now we know the answer!
“See Phoebe, if you tuck and tape just right you can hardly see it from behind.”
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It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
Damn, the Hoffa family just never gives up!
now if we just bring your ass out to here, you'd be FABULOUS!
LOL! BartenderJay you are my new hero!
Fantastic caption!
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Even the flatulence leaking from the illustrious Phoebe Price must be bottled and sold.
...so i showed the guy where she keeps her valuables and he said, "Fuck, I don't need a rock that bad!"
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Aha! Chicken dumpling's to go with chicken cutlets!!
Submitted by BartenderJay on September 30, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Call off the search! Michael K has been found!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! omg!!!
that was fukkin funny! Come on, MK! You know you're up her ass!
chicken cutlett's sweet n sour sauce fountain
PP's immigrant workers unveil the sweatshop where her glamorous headbands are created.
Where Chicken mcnuggest come from...
Call off the search! Michael K has been found!!
the generous phoebe price, always willing to reach out to others... as long as its photographed
What's up PP's skirt? The Dead Sea Scrolls? A missing Shakespeare sonnet? Jimmy Hoffa's dick?
I got it. PP's DIGNITY is up there. I wouldn't go near that shit without wetsuit and a mining helmet.
Phoebe excuses her beauty with a Dutch Oven moment.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
" Osama, is that you in there? "
Adnan Ghalib shows us where beauty and magic come from.
Scientists are still trying to solve the age old question of "Which came first? The egg or the Chicken Cutlet".
Eau De Chicken Cutlets... the signature scent by Phoebe Price
When asked if she wore a headband 'everywhere' Phoebe Price wasted no time showing off her other brown ring.
Finally, after 5 years of war, someone has located Saddam's weapons of mass destruction.
NOOOOOOOOOO! First cottage cheese now a full grown Guido growing on my ass!