Wednesday, October 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 30th!
And this children, is where rainbows come from. - Cunty LaRue
Runners-up:
He's added the stuffing. The oven is preheated to 450. The headband will pop off when chicken is fully cooked. - Two Drink Min
Even Jose the Amateur Proctologist can't find Phoebe's talent. - Team Valtrex
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Desperate for work, International Model/Actress Phoebe agreed to take an "acting role" and play a monkey in India, but she insisted on an extra because she is too classy to scratch her own red ass.
who knew the Little Mermaid was into fisting?
desperate man searches phoebe price's ass for her final minute of fame.
Behold the magic power of the Chicken Cutlet headband: now along with a few juicy farts it melts away the cottage cheese.
buy one now online at phoebeprice.com
.....fanning the farts of the not so rich and famous - priceless!!!....literally...
What's Up Chicken Butt!!!!!!!!
Sorry, lady. I can't seem to find your dignity anywhere.
Chicken cutlet vending machine.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Come here, Henry! Come on boy! Here you go!
(note: Henry is the name of PP's dog.)
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Adnan Ghalib decided he preferred chicken cutlets over cheetos.
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RIMADYL KILLS
The paparazzi will stop at NOTHING to prove that PP has cellulite.
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RIMADYL KILLS
MK I thought you would at least be wearing your powder blue tuxedo and not some ratty tshirt when meeting your muse.
Brain Band = $.99 cents
Dress = $19.99
MK sneaking up on Phoebe Price = priceless.
Ever the diva, Ms Price invited the "paps" to HER PAP while still looking HOT!
Nope, sorry Phoebe... I reached as far as I could and I still couldn't find your dignity.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Here, Let me help you Blow It Out Your Ass!!!!
This is what happens when Chicken Cuts-loose
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Does my cloaca look big in this?
No chicken salad is complete without lettuce leaves (mayo optional).
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
It's so entertaining to watch you make shadow puppets on my ass. Thanks!
Phoebe, I have made you cellulite shielding undergarments of the finest silk. But what makes them truly wonderous -- what makes them truly worthy of encasing your drumsticks, is that in order to achieve maximum levels of luxuriousness, the silk is invisible.
It has a nice back door and plenty of room. How much does it rent for again?
Who cutlet the cheese?
*Lime-green lace tablecloth converted into dress by any designer other than Chanel: $5,000
*Phoebe-designed headband soon to be seen at the 99 cent store: 99 cents
*Cellulite cream: $100/jar
*A night out with Phoebe: PRICEless!
The other, other white meat.
The Ivy premieres the Phoebe Price Salad:
Chicken Cutlets
FireCrotch grilled Tuna
Cottage Cheese
Ginger and Balsamic dressing
On a bed of Cos Lettuce.
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Reality is something you rise above - Liza Minnelli
Look Mom no oatmeal...tighs...
And on today's show, we are going to show you how to make stuffed chicken cutlets!
"See, look, this is where your career went to!"
lol
Michael K is so in love with Phoebe Price, he'll even clear the way for her sweet smelling farts.
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Michael K > www.winnersusedrugs.com > Perez
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Phoebe shows off the only bush capable of getting $700 billion out of Congress.
Just flip her over and she becomes Sarah Palin.
PP and her partner on the set of the hot new reality show Dancing With the Never Will Be's.
Michael K thinks, "Gay? What the hell was I thinking? Miss Price, I do believe I am a changed man."
PP needs to be on medication....I can't believe she honestly thinks that anyone gives a sh*t about her or her wonky a**hole.
It doesnt match you fool. LOOK.
It doesnt match you fool. LOOK.
unorthodox childbirth goes green!
Simple economics lesson, kids: he is upping the Price, hoping the Price will go down on his inflation and swallow his cost.
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"Corny situations call for corny measures."
The Phoebe Price Cutlet Queef Salons are the new Oxygen Bars.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM
In order to prove that international supermodels queef too, Chicken Cutlets pays a man to lean in and listen closely.
Damn! Is there ANYWHERE this bitch doesn't have freckles?
I really DON'T need Englebert Humperdink to show me how he got his name.
Tranny mess PeePee gets her assistant to help her tuck her junk.
Mav Out...
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Oh look, here's the part of the chicken that's especially 'finger lickin' good.'
"yes, Ms. Price, that coochie hairband should sell like hotcakes !"
Phoebe takes Michael K's fist like a champion
I found the gizzards!
what is up with this woman...why do people take her picture? what does she EVEN do to get attention like this? its retarded.... just like Demi Moore's daughter, famous for what? NOTHING....so dumb and stupid!
In a last ditch effort, Jimmy Fallon attempts to enter the only place on Earth where he might have a career.