Wednesday, October 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 30th!
And this children, is where rainbows come from. - Cunty LaRue
Runners-up:
He's added the stuffing. The oven is preheated to 450. The headband will pop off when chicken is fully cooked. - Two Drink Min
Even Jose the Amateur Proctologist can't find Phoebe's talent. - Team Valtrex
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Nope! Your dignity's not there!
What's red and green and smells like poop?
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Upon the arrival of her second trimester, Phoebe decided it was high time to pick out a dress for her publicly induced miscarriage photo-op on Roberston Boulevard.
No Phoebe, your coochie does not look fat in this.
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I WILL CUT A BITCH
Thith dreth I dethigned for you showcatheth your clit-band PERFECTLY Phoebe!! They'll be all the Rage in no time! ....You and Anna Nicole would have been BETHT FRIENDTH...
(side note: the munchkin douchebag is Pol Atieu who to this day I believe is displaying the Anna Nicole book that he and his lover "wrote" in the window of his tacky off-Rodeo boutique full of nightmarish frocks.)
Molly Ringwald tries to sneak into International Supermodel Phoebe Price's Birthday Party.
Sunrisegold71
dutch oven!!!
"Hollywood Dairy Airs...saggy chicken cutlet style...PP queefs the beef!"
Who the hell is that? Is that Adnan up her ass?
Hot Babe of the Year is so hot, she can light a fart without a match.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Sorry ma'am, although your face looks 29, your
meat curtains look about 40.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
"Ma'am, we're going to have to check you; you look like a giant high-grade marijuana bud."
God I love my new tv from costco. Chloris Leachman looks so friggen good in high def!
I don't know, Phoebe. Do you really want to be covering your bum? People might think you're getting old!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
International super model Phoebe Price busts a cutlet demonstrating 'Rojo Queefiente No. 5' - her latest line of time release perfume suppositories.
Phoebe Price shows the world what Chester Cheetah already knows:
"It's Not Easy Being Cheesy."
Phoebe, most people just say "cheese" for the camera...not let their thighs say "cottage cheese."
Phoebe Price rehearses her next upskirt.
Colonic Therapy--It's nothing to Sniff at!!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
It's amazing Phoebe, how your able to fit your head so far up your ass and still have room! I had to see it to believe it.
PP needed help getting the farty smell off her dress.
Sorry sweety but your new designer headbands are only meant to go around your head. Here, let me show you.
Submitted by JoanCrawford on September 30, 2008 - 9:10pm.
NO WIRE HANGERS!
Even PPs crabs are camera whores.
(*snort* at the person who wrote about the Colonel's special recipe, that's awesome...)
She's giving away the Colonel's secret recipe!
This scag isn't worthy of tenderizing her thighs!
PP is really going to extremes to prove the cellulite pictures were faked.
Fisting ain't for pussies.
Pheobe's poots give a whole new meaning to golden parachutes.
C'mon Phoebe! I showed you mine, now show me yours!
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum.....
and said What a good boy am I!!!!!!!!!!
Inspection of the Chicken Cutlet to see if it still has its feathers.
CASTING DUDE: Yup we got a winner here!!
PP : REALLY! So I can be the KFC queen?
Making shadow puppets using the light that shines out of PP's ass
You were right, that anal bleaching was a great idea!
the REAL shock is that little bit of flabby thigh. my beliefs about the divinity of PP have been shaken to the core.
Oh my goodness! Sufferin' succotash! Is that a cutlet up her ass?
Amazing!
Submitted by Who Datt on September 30, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Flash forward to the year 2100: A visitor to the Museum Of Desperation activates the "Who Was She, How Come She's Famous And Why Was She Allowed To Walk Free" hologram exhibit.
Amazingly, after just touching the hem of P.P.'s garment this man's scoliosis was healed.
Flash forward to the year 2100: A visitor to the Museum Of Desperation activates the "Who Was She, How Come She's Famous And Why Was She Allowed To Walk Free" hologram exhibit.
how rojo calientes are made.
PP - You hold the dress and I'll light the fire fart.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
We finally find out that the doo-doo bubble pose is solely used to evenly distribute the cotty cheese.
A true """lady""" never tucks her own cutlet!
[to the tune of Pocahontas]
..." you can fart with all the colors of the wind..."
see kids? Don't be scared, there's room for everyone!
I see London,
I see France,
I see Brain Bands squeezing Brains out of PP's underpants.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
MK's dream job: PP's fluff girl~
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
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Chestica Simpson isn't the only one dutch ovens...The cutlets hold the answers to what the deal is with the headbands.
Sure aint Foster Farms!
When asked for her invitation at this Chanel party, Phoebe told the PR guy that if he wanted the proof he was going to have to reach up and dig it out.