It's Not Even Halloween Yet!
Michele Allen of Middletown, Ohio was arrested for acting the fool around a bunch of children while dressed in a Kirstie Alley costume.
The police were called after Michele put on a cow costume, pissed on a neighbor's porch and chased a bunch of children around the neighborhood. How udderly rude! The officers warned Michele and told her to keep her udders to herself. They sent Michele back to her pen and thought that was the end of the mad cow, but it wasn't.
A couple of hours later, the cops had to come back, because Michele was blocking traffic. Officers smelled booze on her breath and said she was slurring her words.
Yesterday in court, the drunk cow pleaded guilty and a judge sentenced her to a month in the clink.
A month?! Damn. I thought this was a free country! Since when are you not allowed to put on a dollar store cow costume and run wild in the streets? I better think twice before putting on my Porky Pig costume and flashing my curly tail to frat boys in bars. That was my favorite Sunday afternoon activity. And yes, I know my tail shouldn't curl on its own. I'll have a medical professional look at it.
Thanks Andrew
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Submitted by LoLo on September 30, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Oh yall what are those people who dress up as furry animals and fuck each other?
the wha????????
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
That was the last time the neighborhood kids called her a fat cow!
Udderly riDickulous!
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Ahh, what's the big deal? Who hasn't pissed on someone's porch before? She's lovely. I just can't figure out the cow angle...
There's a Yoo Hoo joke in here somewhere
Oh yall what are those people who dress up as furry animals and fuck each other?
Maybe she was just a mad cow looking for a jack ass to burrow into her ground beef?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Happy Chewsdee moooooooooooooooo
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 30, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Also, happy Chewsdee.
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LOL! mom?
Plushie!
LOL y'allz comments are better than a caption contest! ♥
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Also, happy Chewsdee.
That's a woman? Then why is her penis showing?
I'm scared. She-peen.
Where Priscilla Presley's Botox came from.
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It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice!
At least she'll have the mugshots to remember her shenanigans.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
MK, you can wear your Porky Pig costume for me anytime you want. Thhaaat's Alll Folks!
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Oprah's long lost sister???? just saying.....
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
THATS A WOMAN?!?!?!?!
I love this woma.....mooooooooooo mooo moo moooooooooooooooo
She Womanizer stuck in her head and the bitch went wild!
Odly enough i would actually pay money for a Girls Gone Wild tape if it was just crazy people running the streets and no sexy stuff. Unless it was just the crazy folks talking about it and NEVER EVER SHOWING. Just talking.
mmooooooooooo moooooo moooo
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 30, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Mad Cow disease has another victim.
yeah, my delicate sensibilities
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"You're all the things I've got to remember.
You're shying away.
I'll be coming for you anyway."
Imagine if her and Wesley Snipes had a kid, it would be like birthing a piece of coal.
A month in the clink? I guess she didn't get off the hoof. She's going to milk this for all it's worth, just wait and see. A sure-fire mooovie of the week will be in the works.
Mad Cow disease has another victim.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Mooooooo
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oh shit, I just realized that is a WOMAN! damn.
I've always said, pedo's have this certain smirk on their face....gives it away every time.
She looks like home made sin.
and another vision to make me stop drinking white russians
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"You're all the things I've got to remember.
You're shying away.
I'll be coming for you anyway."
Got my vote for hot slut!
Looks like Shirl from What's Happening.
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She's flat and that's that!
I'm sorry but I can't even see her face! And the lights are on! LOL.
Ugh I hope this thing doesn't have any children, stop breeding future idiots.
This is what I hate about Halloween always a few idiots ruining it for everbody else. Gotta be careful not to get hit with eggs now they've moved onto paint guns fuckin scum.
Hahaha--- show us your teats!! Or in this case, show us YOUR NUTS!!
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Should you really dress as a cow to do hoodrat stuff?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
If you are gonna dress up, you have to PLAY the part. Pissing on porches and chasing kids? NO. Chewing the neighbors grass and leaving 'patties', YES.