SamRo In A Bikini!
In high school, there was this majorly butchie gym teacher who basically made SamRo look like fucking Claudia Schiffer. A lot of dumb whores would mistakenly call her Mr. Honeycutt instead of Ms. Honeycutt (the names have been changed to protect the innocent). When it came time to get into the pool, Ms. Honeycutt came out in a tight one-piece swimsuit. It made all of us slap ourselves in the eyes, because we couldn't believe what we were seeing. We expected this bull dyke to come out in an oversized t-shirt and trunks to her knees. It made me feel uncomfortable at first, but then it was kind of hot. I like the unexpected.
I sort of felt the same way while looking at these pictures of SamRo and HoHan sunning their lezzie flaps in Cabo. Not only is SamRo wearing a bikini, but it's pink and looks like it came from fucking Sanrio. And you think you know someone! Next you're going to tell me that she isn't the one who wears the strap-on!
Here's more of these two hipster gayelles in Mexico. How do you say gayelle in Spanish? Maricalley? I just made that up, so it's probably really offensive or doesn't make any fucking sense.
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One of these things is not like the other, one of them is a dude.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 30, 2008 - 12:59pm.
hi, EEG!
OT: my comment just vomited on the way out
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"You're all the things I've got to remember.
You're shying away.
I'll be coming for you anyway."
EastEndGirl on September 30, 2008 - 12:59pm
And a Margarita, OLE!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
O/T...I will now be having tuna for lunch.
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How is that statement off topic??? :-)
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
1): Sammy-Boy (the world's oldest boy-chick) needs to get checked for scoliosis. Or just stand the fuck up straight.
2): Wear sunblock SPF 1000. Especially on the tatts.
3): Show it off baby. Dress like an adult woman more often, instead of looking like a 17 year-old boy.
ESE,
Holy hell stranger! How are you?
O/T...I will now be having tuna for lunch.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
*has alarmed look on my face*
Well...yes...I see.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
for the love of Jebus.. i really didn't need this first thing in the day!
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"You're all the things I've got to remember.
You're shying away.
I'll be coming for you anyway."
I didn't realize Sam was so pasty. And she's skinny-fat...who knew under the skinny legs and T's?
Submitted by cuntygolightly on September 30, 2008 - 12:53pm.
do you think these two dumb skanks remember to apply some sunscreen?
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no need. LL's yeasty vag jusice is SPF 80.
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Submitted by cuntygolightly on September 30, 2008 - 12:53pm.
do you think these two dumb skanks remember to apply some sunscreen?
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OMG i was thinking the SAME thing.. Creepy! *laughs at you*
uh, sunscreen, right!! *laughs again*
Actually Sam did a really good job at tucking, she must be hanging out with the Trannycat dolls.
And you just know Lindsey is sneaking it with the Cabana boy when SamRo isn't looking.
Tortilleras.... lol I still don't understand why
do you think these two dumb skanks remember to apply some sunscreen?
I did not see that one coming! I agree, I like the unexpected!
Maricalley? LOL... In some places they call them "Tortilleras" or "Marimachos"... or so I've heard... LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I mentioned this on the Brit post...
Shitney, Chestica, Miley Cyrus, and LL should tour together...
3 Whores and a Dyke Tour 2008
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Even in that 4th thumbnail.. Samro is like "Lindsy, you are fucking weird, stop w/ th noculars already.. Here, Let me use them to see if I can find your virginity, oh no luck" *hands them back*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Ummmmm well......
*puts on dark shades*
Mmmm hmmmm
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Salem13 on September 30, 2008 - 12:50pm.
You know who I wanna see in a bikini again..Helen Mirren.
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Her body is hot! Full breasts, nice waste to hip ratio. Looks like a woman!
HA! @ MK.. like Mr. Mann on that Scary Movie or whatever. She was the girls' coach, and had a skort on.. Her huge saggy balls flopped out of the side of it.. And almost touched Cindy's arm.. *cringes*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
SamRo has the body of a much older woman, the kind that take their kids to the splash pool.
She actually has a really nice body. She should fem it up more often. (BUT DON'T GO GIVING ROJO CALIENTE ANY IDEAS!!!!)
You know who I wanna see in a bikini again..Helen Mirren.
This is exactly the reason why people think Mexico is dangerous.
LOL...how that skinny girl be looking so chubby in a bikini???
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Also, Why does Lindsey think its ooooh sooo clever to look at the Photog's thru binoculars.. OH, clever girl! *kicks her GF in the nuts* That is really fucking geeky and lame, And I'm embarassed for them both for doing that!!
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Disgusting both of them. Go the fuck away already.
I just got a weird taste in my mouth
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SamRo is shitting rainbows!!!!!
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Not bad, she just needs to work on the posture and she could be aiight. I love that she brought her damn sneakers to the beach.
Sanrio? - makes perfect sense that she'd wear a hello kitty bikini.
Couldn't Lilo have let her borrow one of her more attractive 'kini's?? Like seriously.. She looks like she goes doo doo in her britches!! That's bad!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
OMG, walk like a man, talk like a man.. Isn't that a song? anyways.. wtf.. She looks so thin in jeans, and this is.. uh.. *passes out* Wake me when its winter and she has clothes on!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Sweet jesus, my eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes!!!!!!
*rips eyes out*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?