SamRo In A Bikini!
In high school, there was this majorly butchie gym teacher who basically made SamRo look like fucking Claudia Schiffer. A lot of dumb whores would mistakenly call her Mr. Honeycutt instead of Ms. Honeycutt (the names have been changed to protect the innocent). When it came time to get into the pool, Ms. Honeycutt came out in a tight one-piece swimsuit. It made all of us slap ourselves in the eyes, because we couldn't believe what we were seeing. We expected this bull dyke to come out in an oversized t-shirt and trunks to her knees. It made me feel uncomfortable at first, but then it was kind of hot. I like the unexpected.
I sort of felt the same way while looking at these pictures of SamRo and HoHan sunning their lezzie flaps in Cabo. Not only is SamRo wearing a bikini, but it's pink and looks like it came from fucking Sanrio. And you think you know someone! Next you're going to tell me that she isn't the one who wears the strap-on!
Here's more of these two hipster gayelles in Mexico. How do you say gayelle in Spanish? Maricalley? I just made that up, so it's probably really offensive or doesn't make any fucking sense.
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I need a better shot of the tramp stamp before passing final judgement, but so far, thumbs. up. How far up, well, we'll see.
Aamyko.. *hands over divorce papers*
Let the SIN, BEGIN!!! *calls up Baby Jesus, 1 pound 6 oz little tiny Baby Jesus*
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Submitted by Aamyko. on September 30, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Camionera... In South America which would be like an all -terrain
I'm kinda thinking these 2 are serious about coochie-licking... well more power to them I guess they just want to live in sin.
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It's not called 'living in sin' anymore. It's called being a gayelle.
PS. Baby Jesus hates you.
It has tits?
first thing that came to mind was "Guidos in Cabo"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sh7KfXw34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l6sLQjVNRQ
That pic of the DJ looking through a pair of binoculars at the photographers is amazing.
Submitted by joe on September 30, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Anyone know what LiLo's tramp stamp says?
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I hate that I know this, but it says "Bella Vita"
Beautiful life in italian.
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"Submitted by joe on September 30, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Anyone know what LiLo's tramp stamp says?"
It's the expiration date for her popularity.
15...14...13...
Ok, I'm a little annoyed that the economy blows right now and yet these two talentless hos can go live it up in Cabo. Wth.
(jealous? what?)
Camionera... In South America which would be like an all -terrain
I'm kinda thinking these 2 are serious about coochie-licking... well more power to them I guess they just want to live in sin.
http://www.aamyko.com
Submitted by Aerialgreen : Salma Hayek... hoo haa! lol
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
"How do you say gayelle in Spanish? Maricalley?"
Marimacha, Tortilla, Maseca, Chancla, Machorra, Lencha, Mamflora, Salma Hayek...
Those are a few you can hear in Mexico (given SamRo and Hohan are in Los Cabos), of course, my fellow Central and South Americans whores will obviously be fluent in gayelle naming according to their respective countries.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on September 30, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Tortilleras.... lol I still don't understand why
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Because they like to overlap their kitties tight like a couple tortillas over the other, or the motions of the hand some do to make tortillas.
Submitted by alcachofa_asesina on September 30, 2008 - 1:35pm.
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Lencha? I always thought that word meant something different. You learn something new everyday... LMAO...
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huh... that's pretty disturbing like seeing borat in that green suit. guys should never wear bikinis. i hope this doesnt become a trend
lindsay has a droopy ass. saggier than chicken cutlet's to be fair
SamRo has a hot bod... and like Michael I wouldn't have expected it.
Salem: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBA!!!!!****************************1/20/09
"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
snowpiece:
But...but...they serve tacos and burritos and they have a chihuahua as a mascot!!! They HAVE to be Mexican!!!!
joe: "fully loaded"??? maybe?
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Sam's gait is so awkward in all of these pictures. She looks like a newborn horse just learning to walk.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Anyone know what LiLo's tramp stamp says?
ewwww I ate Taco Hell last night, it was nothing like being in Me~hico Salem! ;P
and today I still have Montezuma' Revenge anyways/...
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by boomsy on September 30, 2008 - 1:44pm.
yeah lindsey is skinnier, I think (look at their arms from the back), just not tall and lanky like samro.
Submitted by missy on September 30, 2008 - 1:49pm.
I wanna go to mexico :(
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I'm sure theres a Taco Bell near you.
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 30, 2008 - 1:41pm.
That looks like Chris Kattan in bikini
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
What is it with Women gym teachers being dykes? (is that word offensive? It was to me when someone called me that and I'm not.) We had a swimming teacher who was gayelle. We never saw her in a suit though. Always ugly kacki shorts and a black polo shirt. I think it would be fun to be a gym teacher, but then people will think I'm gayelle.
I wanna go to mexico :(
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
God Bless that SamRo she is like a glow stick at a beach rave yall. My god she is glowing she is so white.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I would have totally thought Sam was a t-shirt/board shorts kind of girl at the beach.....
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
SamRo has more hips than LiLo; whodathunkit?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
That looks like Chris Kattan in bikini.
zorba, are you kidding? Paltrow has a beautiful body to me! Long, lithe and toned. Sam is WIDE and skinny fat...yuck!
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
Here are a couple of suggestions to say gayelle in Spanish... pardon me if I am offensive. I'm just being me:
* Tortilla
* Lencha
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Hey i don't think samro's body is that bad. More feminine than Fishsticks, that's fo sho. She has a nice shape -- just needs to do a little exercise and see the light of day every now and then.
Listen to me talk, heh, what a perv.
I’ve always had my doubts about them being a couple, but after seeing SamRo’s body I am convinced that Linds did not go gheyelle for that.
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It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
Kinda nutty that someone as skinny as Sam looks so...hefty? Is that the word? She looks like a balloon from which air has escaped... droopy and saggy, I guess. I still ♥ her. Yes, I am slightly lezzie for Sam...and Katherine Moennig...
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"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by TEE on September 30, 2008 - 1:18pm.
isn't it Marflora? thats what my best friends mom called us cause we were unseparable... Never knew what that was until one day I decided to ask...
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I used this word to describe my gym teacher in junior high school.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Samantha has a gap between her legs that Paris can envy....that is enormous!
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
I bet Hohan helped her with her bikini wax....
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
how does such a skinny person have saddlebags??
also, my elementary skool principal was mr. honeycutt.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 30, 2008 - 1:21pm.
woo-hoo!!... lemme get the whipped cream... meet me in the coat room!
OT: oh, damn!!... just.. NO!!
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"You're all the things I've got to remember.
You're shying away.
I'll be coming for you anyway."
She has great child bearing hips
Her body looks ok to me. Although she has a "Mom - Body". What i think is REALLY disturbing are her knees on that one pic. That`s just scary.....
****She wore far too much rouge and not quite enough clothes last night. Thats always a sign of dispair in a woman.******
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ESE, I always have time for you.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
isn't it Marflora? thats what my best friends mom called us cause we were unseparable... Never knew what that was until one day I decided to ask...
I think the word MK is looking for is Maricona, Marimachos is the girl always hanging out around boys. Kinda like tomboy. And yeah, in some places they call the gayelles tortilleras too. lol
her body is NASTY.
skinny fat, too skinny, and just plain icky.
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
I'M BLIND!!!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 30, 2008 - 1:06pm.
ESE how is your gf?
she's young, fun, and not here at the moment... got time for a quickie?!LOL!
OT: ssooo, Hohan's hangin' with the fourteen year old boy crowd now?
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"You're all the things I've got to remember.
You're shying away.
I'll be coming for you anyway."
ESE how is your gf? Don't mind me crying in the corner.
Bradi I haven't had tequila for ages! Thanks for the idea.
O/T...methinks Sam would taste like three day old tuna left in the sun. Oh, I just grossed myself out.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Happy Hour on September 30, 2008 - 12:54pm.
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Your avie cracks me up... LOL.
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TValtrex.. Bwahahaahahaha ROTF! *sends 4-pack of dicktape to Samro* This is waterproof, you can tuck, tape, and be sealed in while swimming.. No worries, like a nite time pull-up.. For boys!!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?